Chapter two: Drunken
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Fry and Bender stood by the entrance, staring at the sign that read, 'Free Beer!'
"Take it in, pal," Fry said patting Bender's back, "take it in."
"Come on!" Bender yelled to Fry running into the festival.
They walked around looking at all the tents that were set up; all of them said 'Free Beer Here!'
"Which one do we go to?" fry asked looking at every tent.
"I don't know," Bender said doing the same.
"Look Bender, Green Beer!" Fry said running over to a tent picking up a cup of green-beer. "Delicious!" he said setting the cup down.
Bender ran over to his own stand, Oil-Beer.
"Now that's called beer," Bender said throwing the beer mug into his stomach when the robot at the stand looked away.
"I'm in heaven!" Yelled a robot at the oil stand as Bender walked away.
Everybody was starting to get drunk and it was only 10 minutes after the festival started. Everybody would be totally wasted by 5:00.
"Now you're a sexy lady," said a drunken man over Fry's shoulder.
"Why thank you—hey I ain't no lady! I'm pure 100 man," fry said flexing his muscles.
"Why you sure can flex. I am going to be sure to make you mine," said the drunken one.
"Ugh." Fry threw the man off and ran over to Bender.
"Hey, Bender. We should leave." Fry said tapping Bender's shoulder.
"Have some oil-beer," Bender said shoving a cup in Fry's face.
"Ewe."
Bender was drunk and so was everybody else, Fry was the only sober one.
"If you can't beat em' join em'," Fry proclaimed chugging down a 6 pack of beer.