For some unearthly reason I have decided to add another chapter to this. Why? I just don't know! A certain review that I received from a certain "Cathara" inspired me to write this…so here I am, writing this, making Hiei look dumber and dumber…I'm so very sorry.
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Disclaimer: No, I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho…I just don't. Please, do not sue me because I do not own them. Owning them is not a pleasure I have come to receive therefore I do not own it. If only I did then the owning of Yu Yu Hakusho would be mine, and it would be great with me and my owning of it. Now wouldn't that just make the world wonderful? Well…it would make my world wonderful anyway…
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As he was munching on his Blueberry pop tart Hiei looked about him. He had a giant warm pop tart, unending milk to wash it down, and all kinds of idiot minions that would make his sweet pastry for him for all eternity. Life was good…sort of. Of all things, he was slightly unhappy. He was slowly becoming obsessed with a different confectionary treat. All of the dryness of the pastry was beginning to get to him, even with the bottomless glass of milk. He was beginning to desire something…colder…something…creamier. Something that is served both hard…and soft, with many, many flavors…including blueberry.
"Genie!" Hiei called. The Genie popped up in front of him with his arms crossed.
"You bellowed sir?" He asked.
"I now desire something different that the first wonderful thing you have given me."
"Just ask and you shall receive because you have asked and I will give it to you due to your asking of your desire."
"Yes...well" Hiei said, "This new wish will be better…I want the biggest bowl of ice cream imaginable!" The genie pondered this for a moment, and gave him the redundant speech he always gave.
"Ice cream is your desire so I will give it to you sire. You have asked for your wish and it is my job to grant your wish which is why I am here therefore your wish shall be granted in the most gratifying way in the universe. If it is ice cream you want it is ice cream you will get…but…what flavor?" Hiei scratched his chin for a moment, and then exclaimed, "CHOCOLATE!" The genie blinked rather noticeably and a giant bowl of chocolate Ice Cream appeared right in front of Hiei.
"With Chocolate syrup! And Rainbow sprinkles! And whipped cream! And a huge cherry on top!" And after each wish a loud poof came and the Ice Cream was covered with the toppings. Hiei was literally drooling all over himself. He jumped up to the top of the 15 ft high multiple scooped delights and opened up wide. He slid down the whole mountain of sugar and flipped off at the end of the bowl. His mouth was huge and over filled, with things leaking out from in between his lips. He swallowed a huge gulp of the ice cream and smiled widely.
"This is wonderful Genie!" Hiei exclaimed, then went for somemore.
"And sir, it will never go away or melt, and as you finish it the ice cream will replenish itself" the genie said with great pride. This was it. Hiei was perfectly happy, He had a giant pop tart, an unending glass of milk, and a heaping bowl of ice cream…life
couldn't get better. Could it?
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Ok, this most certainly isn't as good as the first one…and most definitely should make you feel dumber for continuing to read on to the next chapter!(which would be this one) So…umm R&R if you have anything other than "DUHHHHH" going through your mind right now. This whole thing is utterly pointless… but I promise my other fics are not!
