Charlie

Day 1:
Today was so cool. I mean, try being in a plane crash when you're high. Very awesome. I'm still high too. I keep seeing these little baby blue sloth's walking around asking me for hair dye. I'm starting to plan ways of killing them… they are so annoying. There is this pregnant lady here who is really hot. She needs to have that baby though because sex would be really hard with that giant bubble in front of her.

Day 2:
This guy Jack is so weird. I think he is taking mad drugs because he keeps seeing things. I wonder if he can hook me up with some. My count is really low. I wonder if you can make drugs from natural things like ground up coconuts and sand or something.
Yeah, I'm still high. It's very cool! The sloth's are all gone. I killed them. Muahahaha!

Day 3:
This guy here is really bothering me. His name is Locke and he keeps following me to the loo. Freaks me out a lot. Oh, I hope he's not gay! That would be horrible! Especially since we don't have any shelter to change in. Gasp what if he looks at me when I'm changing my underwear?!
Speaking of clothing, Jack still hasn't changed his pants. That is so nasty. He must really be trippin' to forget about general hygiene. He smells really bad! Bleh! I need to barf.
Another day goes by where I'm closer to having sex with Claire. I hope that baby pop's out soon…

Day 5: Wow, I am out of all my drugs and this island is freaking me out! The Iraqi man tortured this other guy today. Apparently he stole some drugs from Shannon. Wow, these people must take drug stealing serious.
I'm really sad because no one notices that I am a guitar player besides that gay guy Locke… I need to keep my eye on him. He's starting to look sexy. Heh, heh, heh.

Day 7: I NEED DRUGS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Day 8: I'm going to withdrawl right now. I keep seeing those sloth's again. They say that they will give me mad drugs if I only find them purple hair dye. I keep trying to tell them that I can't and won't give them my secret stash of dye, but they keep persisting. I'm going to go crazy!!!!