A/N: I have no idea what possessed me to write this, but once again I was incredibly bored, so I thought I'd rewrite another Christmas carol.
Dashing through the sky
On an ancient Shooting Star
Over Hogwarts we fly
Pass a flying car… Beep! Beep! Beep!
Inside a black-haired boy
And the redhead to his right
Wave at you then drive away
Away into the night!
Oh, Jingle Bells, Malfoy smells
Voldemort is dead
Harry broke his Firebolt
And Nick just lost his head
Hey!
Jingle Bells, , Malfoy smells
Voldemort is dead
Harry broke his Firebolt
And Nick just lost his head
Merry Christmas!