White Christmas

Inuyasha:

I'm dreaming of Shikon shards

Just like the ones Kagome broke

Where my blood changes

And I get to rearrange faces

Just to hear people scream "Ow get the fuck off my face"

Kagome:

I'm dreaming of a bloody massacre

With Kikyo dead and rotting in hell

May her death be celebrated

And may all girls named Kikyo

Rot in hell and burn a thousand times over

Miroku:

I'm dreaming of groping Sango

Without her slapping me into a coma

Like that's ever gonna happen

With every chance I get

My hand and her ass will have met

And one may you have a sex filled Christmas

And may all your Christmases be white