This fanfic is dedicated to Cyborg, even though he's basically naked without the metal components. I think that this fanfic tells us what might happen if Cyborg did something about that. Anyway, back to the story.
Cyborg was having another normal day in the mall. He already passed Game Stop, Target, Wal-mart, and other stores to see what video games to buy for his Nintendo Gamecube. It took hours, but he couldn't find anything to buy. He couldn't come back to Titan Tower empty handed, so he tried to buy some other things. He already bought some stuff to place in his room and he was now eating at the snack bar, thinking of what to buy next. 'I could go to the arcade, but I already have the high score in all the games there.' He thought as he continued to sip the 7up he was drinking. The other Titans were too busy to go buy games with him. Even Beast Boy, who loved video games, was too busy trying to break another tofu-eating record, didn't come with him. He was too bored and needed something to buy.
Suddenly, a small kid came up to him. He was about five years old and had a giant lollypop in his mouth. The kid had blond hair, blue eyes, and a shirt that said "Smart Kid" and had a baseball cap. He took out his lollypop and asked Cyborg, "Mister, can I ask you a question?" "Sure, why not," Cyborg replied. The kid nervously asked, "Why are you running around naked?" Cyborg couldn't belief what he was hearing! A kid told him he was naked! He couldn't be, could he? He looked at his body, which was covered in mostly metal. He told the kid, "If I'm naked, then why do I have metal covering me?" he asked the kid, annoyed. "Well, if the metal parts are part of you, they count more as skin. Since you have mostly have metal all over you, you're technically walking around naked." Cyborg never thought of it that way. He covered his body to make sure no one was noticing. It was too late though.
A random guy who was listening to the kid yelled, "HEY EVERYONE!!! CYBORG'S RUNNING AROUND NAKED!!! LET US ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT HIS HUMILIATION!!!" At that moment, everyone in the mall was pointing and laughing at Cyborg. Some of the girls even covered their eyes and screamed, knowing there was a boy running around naked in the mall.
Cyborg was never so embarrassed. He could feel sweat rushing down his face. His face went all red in shame and his legs were trembling. His sensors even indicated his embarrassment level was increasing rapidly, going off the charts. He needed to find some pants to cover his body. He then saw a store that was called, "PANTS R' US." 'How covenant!' he thought as he ran to the store.
Inside, everyone was still pointing and laughing, but a clerk came to him and told everyone, "Run along now, nothing to see here." Everyone then just returned to his or her normal lives. The clerk then asked Cyborg what he wanted. "Well, I need some pants to buy." The clerk then took him to the back of the store. He gave Cy some boxers to wear to cover his lower body. The boxers were pure black and had "Hanes" labeled on it. The guy then showed Cyborg all the pants they had in the store. The normal kids size was too small, so he brought Cy to the men's section.
Cy was looking all day for the right size of pants. The shorts were too short, the jeans were too hard to walk in, the silk ones ripped too often, and the ones with pockets were uncomfortable. He even wondered to himself how he was able to wear pants while he was all human. The clerk thought all day, but he still didn't found the right size of pants for Cyborg. Finally, he had an idea. He brought Cy to a secret door with tons of locks on it. The clerk then punched in a pin code that unlocked the door and allowed the two in. Inside, there was a giant laboratory that had tons of gizmos and gadgets and fancy technology stuff. "Dude, what is this lab doing in the middle of a store in the mall," Cyborg asked, confused on how all this fit in the store. "Well, the government allowed me to invent new types of pants here," the clerk answered.
He brought Cyborg to a room that had a single pair of pants. It was silver colored and even shinned like silver. "This is the special pants I invented for superheroes," the guy told Cy. Then, a flamethrower came out of the ceiling and blasted the pants. Surprisingly, the pants were unharmed. Then, tons of missiles, machine guns, and lasers came out from the ground and blasted the pants. Even after all that, the pants were still unharmed. The pants were then attacked by a lot of other things. Bombs, Electricity, you name it. The pants lasted though all of this. "The best part is, it's a one size fits all," the guy told Cy.
Cy couldn't believe this! A pair of pants that was fit for him. He tried on the pants. It was light and good looking to him. He loved it. "I'll take it!" Cyborg told the clerk, excited to keep them on. He then paid for the boxers and pants and headed out the door, excited to show the gang his new pants, which he was wearing.
To be continued...
Cyborg seems to enjoy his pants, but what would happen next? The later chapters will have tons of action, drama, and wedgies! Toon in next time on "Cyborg's New Pants"!