Hi guys! Thanks for reading up to here in this fanfic. I was bored to heck, so I stopped writing this fanfic because my originality was starting to lose. One thing that ticks me off is that have so many pairings, like RobStar, BBRae, RobRae, BBStar, CyRae, CyJinx, etc. Why do people put so many pairings in their fanfics, it's so annoying! Not that I have anything against pairings, it's just that people overuse it. Anyway, I'm gonna answer a bunch of questions or comments right now for the current reviews.
Wild Spirit of Darkness2: Thanks, I thought at the time, "Why hasn't anyone notice Cy was naked all this time?" and the idea hit me. Thanks for reviewing...
Jonakhensu: ok, first of all, who the heck is Washu? And even if I knew, how would I explain that question? Anyway, thanks for reviewing...
Swing your arms, from side-to-side,
Come on it's time to go,
DO THE MARIO!
Oh, sorry, I was singing and dancing the Mario.
Anyway, back to the story...
Cyborg was walking back to the Tower, when a bunch of fan girls went up to him and screamed, "OMG! It's Cyborg!" and did those usual fan girl surroundings. Cy thought that they were just normal fans that liked the Titans for saving the city all the time. One of them then said, "You know, normally Robin and Beast Boy are my favorites, but you look so hot in those Pants!" Cy couldn't believe in what he was hearing! Someone actually didn't see him for his metallic parts and liked him about them, which usually results and rarely occurs. He then signed some stuff and left to a basketball court. Everyone there also liked him a lot and acknowledged him as a great guy. Cy thought this was the greatest day of his life. The people liked him more than the others, which also rarely happens. He should've bought pants years ago! He continued to get worship, free stuff, and other good fortunes along the way back to the Tower. The people seemed to just see him as a normal person and not a freak for once. He then returned to the Tower with tons of gifts and junk the people gave to him. He felt too good today, just like those feelings you get having an A on the finals for Stanford or Harvard.
When he returned the Titans greeted him the same usual way, then Beast Boy saw his pants. "Dude, what's up with the pants?" the changeling asked Cy. "Well, I got some bitching new pants, since I now notice that I was naked this whole time. Raven and Starfire looked confused. Raven asked, "Wait a minute, you were naked this whole time?" "Ummm... Yeah, why?" Starfire and Raven both covered their eyes, screaming, "AAAHHH!!! Our Virgin Eyes!" as their noses anime bleed like what perverts do when they feel horny. Anyway, he told them on how he found out he was naked this whole time and how he bought the spanking new pants. He showed them the presents he got and how everyone liked him better with his new pants. "Dude, that's so not fair! All he had to do to get the attention I wanted for weeks with some new pants!" Beast Boy. Before anyone else could react, the alarm in the Tower went off. The scanners showed that the HIVE was stealing loot from the bank. Robin screamed, "Titans! Go!" and everyone ran to the bank.
Back at the Bank of Jump City, Jinx, Mammoth, and Gizmo were stealing stuff. Gizmo's high tech stuff tied up all the guards, so no one was protecting the innocent civilians. "This must be the easiest heist we ever did, not with those bothersome Titans in our way," Jinx pouted as they collected most of the money in the bank. "Yeah, without those snot brains stopping us, this must be the simplest robbery ever," Gizmo, cheered. Suddenly, the Titans broke through the wall, stopping the HIVE in their tracks. Jinx was about to tell the team, "Attack Group Beta!" which was their new battle technique, but then her eyes went on Cyborg. He seemed different from his normal self. The pants that he was wearing made him look so sexy. She never notices this before. She was "turned on" and wasn't able to say anything, only sweat. Gizmo asked, "Ummm... Hello? Are you ok?" Suddenly, she fell to the ground, still physically aroused and was unable to move. The two thought that they were going to attack anyhow, so they charged at Cyborg. Cy grabbed Mammoth by the arms, and Mario swung him. He then let go and sent Mammoth flying into the air, about four or five hundred feet into the air. 'Wow! I never knew I was that strong! Must be the Pants.' He thought to himself. Gizmo started attacking Cy with his technology, missiles and all, and taunted him with names like, "Barf Brain." Cy then insulted, "Green Smurf!" Gizmo was stunned. No one was able to think of a comeback to his mockery before, so he then said "Metal Freak!" Cy then insulted, "Fink rat!" They kept on insulting each other with names, until Cyborg called Gizmo a "Motherfucker." "Hey! You can't say that! That's a bad word," Gizmo pointed out. "Yeah! Well what's ya gonna do 'bout it?" Cyborg taunted. Gizmo then busted into tears and ran into a wall, knocking him out. Mammoth then fell through the ceiling and also knocking him out.
(Insert Final Fantasy (6) Victory song here)
Cy: YEAH! Told you I was too good for them!
Cyborg Level up! Level: 35 (add 1)
HP: 670 (add 55), MP: 550 (add 20)
Gil: 3554 (add 550)
Found: High Tech Backpack, Phoenix Down, Jinx's Bra.
(You can stop singing/humming/imagining the Final Fantasy Victory Song now, I'm serious)
As the authorities came to came to pick up the criminals, Gizmo complained that the HIVE lost. "...And we could've gotten away too. If it weren't for those meddling superheroes and Cyborg's pants..." Gizmo complained. Lots of fan girls then crowded around Cy, asking for autographs and stuff. "Gee, Cyborg's became popular since his pants," Robin thought as the crowd surrounded him. After everyone left, the Titans went to buy some pizza. They were all happy that Cy won a battle all by himself. "And I wouldn't done it if I hadn't had pants," he told his teammates. They were all happy for Cy, since he was all-confident and stuff. Although Cy seemed the same, something about his pants didn't seemed right to Robin. Raven also notices this too. He hasn't been the normal, humble Cyborg that he was always. Suddenly, an explosion erupted in the local pants factory. The Titans ran to see what was the problem. All the employees were hanging on their underwear/boxers by thousands of floating gloves. The villain had a chain for a belt and was wearing baggy pants and shirt. He had an antenna on his head that controlled all the hands. He said, "All right Titans, Jump City, and all those who wear undies. Feel the full wrath of... THE WEDGIENATOR!!!"
To Be Continued...
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