Hi guys! Sorry I haven't made a new Cy's New Pants for a while, it's just I wanted there to be a real plot, so I spent some time brainstorming… The battles are now going to be RPGish (as in it's the Final Fantasy Battle Sequence). You could almost call this fanfic "Final Fantasy: Teen Titans!" Anyway, someone asked me a while back on what's the FF Victory Song… To answer that, you have to type "Retro Final Fantasy I-VII MIDI Collection" on google, click on the first selection, scroll down to "Final Fantasy VI (FFIII in U.S.A.)", and click on "Victory." To note in my story, Robin's a fighter, Starfire's a Tamaran/White Mage, Beast Boy's a Trainer (he's his own animal), Raven's a Black Mage, and Cyborg's an Alchemist. Anyway, back to the story…
The gang then broke into battle (play Final Fantasy 5 Battle Music here)
Robin: Level: 40 HP: 2200 MP: 30
Starfire: Level: 40 HP: 1350 MP: 100
Beast Boy: Level: 35 HP: 2000 MP: 70
Raven: Level: 45 HP: 770 MP: 125
Cyborg: Level: 35 HP: 670 MP: 0
Wedgienator: Level: 50 HP: 4400 MP: 250
Robin, who was up first, selected "attack" and whacked his staff onto the Wedgienator, thus causing 150-damage. Starfire was up next and used "starbolts" on the enemy, making 500-damage. Wedgienator then used his special attack "atomic wedgie" and hooked Robin and Starfire on his floating hands and hanging them out of the battle. Raven noticed the villain's plans and noted to her teammates, "He's trying to push all the team out of the battle, thus making him the victor, we must defeat him before it's too late!" She cast, "Firaga" on the Wedgienator, causing there to only have half his HP left. The Wedgienator was furious. "I'll teach you to mess with me!" He then cast "Multiple Hand Blast," which was all his hands shoot laser beams at one person, onto Beast Boy and knocked his HP to zero. Cyborg then reached for his pocket for a Phoenix Down and told Raven, "Keep him busy as I revive Beast Boy!!" After healing the changeling, Beast Boy transformed into a giant bear and used swipe on the enemy, doing 350-damage. The Wedgienator then used his ultimate attack, the "Killer Wedgie of Pain and Destruction," on Cyborg and latched him onto a flagpole. Raven then selected "Dark Powers" and lifted a truck and slammed it onto the enemy, thus knocking out his entire HP and ultimately ending the battle.
You can stop singing the Final Fantasy 5 Battle Song now, because you now sing the Final Fantasy Victory Song (6)!
Teen Titans received 2458 Gil and Levitating Gloves.
After the battle (and the song), everyone cheered for the Titans, but stopped soon as they saw Cyborg. He was hanging on his underwear in an atomic wedgie. Suddenly, a random guy, the same one from the mall, scream, "Hey everyone! Cyborg's hanging on his underwear in an atomic wedgie! Let us all point and laugh at his humiliation yet again!!!" Everyone, including the rest of the Titans, was in a laughing position and pointed at Cyborg. He was feeling as humiliated as when he was in the mall. That night the rest of the Titans tried to cheer him up, but it was no use. He went to bed early, so he could get his mind off of the whole thing.
Back in jail, the Wedgienator and all his hands were tied up and stuffed in a cell. Inside the other cells were different villains the Teen Titans defeated and were also tied. All of a sudden, a sound was coming from the Wedgienator's belt. It sent a holographic projection, showing Brother Blood on the screen. "I see that you've failed, my servant and student," Brother Blood told the multiple-hand human. "Did you sent the virus to Cyborg?" The Wedgienator smiled. He told Brother Blood, "Yes… I have master. Even though I lost, my battle was not in vain. The virus transferred into the pants while I gave that metal freak the wedgie of a lifetime. To put it short, the first part of Operation GOLLUM was a success. All you need to do is activate the virus." Brother Blood then thanked the villain and told him that a team of some of the best students from HIVE was coming shortly to free him from prison. Brother Blood then pushed a button and laughed at what was going to happen next.
Back at the Tower, everyone was fast asleep and was sleeping peacefully. Zooming into Cyborg's room, we see him sleeping while his pants were on the desk next to him. Suddenly, the pants began to glow and sprang to life. It jumped into a standing position and leaped off of the table and put itself onto Cyborg. Cyborg then started to go berserk internally. The blue parts of him were turning green and he sprouted a black fro. His gun then morphed into a missile launcher and his red eye flashed yellow. After the transformation, he turned back into normal, only leaving the fro and the pants. The pants then fused into his legs and waist and stood stile there. Then the rest of the night continued without interruption…