AN: Well, Mountain Bluebird asked for it! And yes, my second song isn't nearly as good as my first, but it makes me giggle... Of course, the New Year's Song is very good, in my opinion, as well. You should check it out. And the link wouldn't come up so... Oh well! Anyway, now for The 12 Days of Christmas, which I don't own, Lord of the Rings style, which I don't own either! You know, back in the day when I made a ton of these (and then lost them all, I can only remember the three I have posted), I probably did this all ready. In fact, I'm sure I did, lines keep coming back to me! But I'm older and wiser now, so let's see how this turns out!
-On the first day of Christmas my precious gave to me
The One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the second day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the third day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the fourth day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the fifth day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Five main hobbits
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the sixth day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Six chunks of lembas
Five main hobbits
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the seventh day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Seven palantiri
Six chunks of lembas
Five main hobbits
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the eight day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Eight pipeweed pouches
Seven palantiri
Six chunks of lembas
Five main hobbits
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the ninth day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Nine Nazgul riding
Eight pipeweed pouches
Seven palantiri
Six chunks of lembas
Five main hobbits
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the tenth day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Ten dwarves a-mining
Nine Nazgul riding
Eight pipeweed pouches
Seven palantiri
Six chunks of lembas
Five main hobbits
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the eleventh day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Eleven horses running
Ten dwarves a-mining
Nine Nazgul riding
Eight pipeweed pouches
Seven palantiri
Six chunks of lembas
Five main hobbits
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
-On the twelfth day of Christmas my precious gave to me
Twelve Ents a-marching
Eleven horses running
Ten dwarves a-mining
Nine Nazgul riding
Eight pipeweed pouches
Seven palantiri
Six chunks of lembas
Five main hobbits
Four shiny swords
Three elven rings
Two white trees
And the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom
AN: Wow... That was annoying to type! But with my OCD, it had to be done like that... It probably could have been better, but my brain is in other places right now... Anyway, time to explain a few of my choices in case you're confused! Most are self explantatory, but here are the odd ones. "Two white trees"- I used this because the first one died and Aragorn found a second one. OMG, "The Return of the King" track just started playing on my computer... Anyway, "Four shiny swords"- well, they use swords, I needed a two syllable word in fron of it, and I've been reading 8-bit Theater way too much lately. So shoot me! "Five main hobbits"- I'm including Bilbo, the one who started it all! "Seven palantiri"- if you haven't read the books, it turns out that in the olds days there were actually seven palantirs (or palantiri) out there. As Gandalf said in the movie, not all of them were ever accounted for. I think there's more about that in The Simarilion, but I sadly have yet to read it. "Eight pipeweed pouches"- I wanted more hobbit stuff, and since Legolas was the only member of the Fellowship that didn't smoke, I thought this would be appropriate. "Elven horses running"- that's the best way I could fit Rohan in, as I'd gotten almost every other race or land in some way, shape, or form. Okay, I'm done now.