" Sakura…chan?" a familiar voice called.
Sakura spun around and she never thought she'd ever be this happy just to see Hatake Kakashi!
" Sensei!" She said in relief as she ran towards her silver-haired instructor.
" Pulling the hours?" he said in a lazy tone.
Sakura could not help but laugh her heart out when she saw Kakashi's mask, it was adorned with prints of coconut trees.
" What's with that thing?" She asked, pointing at the mask.
" Oh this, it's summer so I figured it may be in style…Now what are you yelling about?"
Sakura poured out her predicament.
"…so that's why I'm out here, running all over the place looking for somewhere I can have a good night's sleep."
Kakashi did not answer, which led Sakura to wonder if he had been listening at all.
" Sensei?"
Kakashi shifted.
" You mean to say…Kurenai and Anko sleep…naked?"
"Y…yes?"
" Do they have nice bodies?"
"SENSEI!?!"
Kakashi chuckled. Sakura wrinkled her nose; he has a faint smell of alcohol.
The copy nin chuckled anew, then made a few steps forward. He looked back at Sakura.
" Guess I have no choice but to take you in, come." Kakashi said, as he motioned Sakura to follow him. Sakura gave out a sigh of relief.
Sakura and Kakashi stood before the door. The jounin was rummaging through his pockets.
" Oi, Kakashi-sensei. Open the door already."
Kakashi spun around.
" Sakura-chan!" he said merrily.
Sakura's eyebrow rose.
" Seems to me like I lost the key to the room! But don't panic! Lemme see…so the grooves inside the knob are situated at an angle…" Kakashi said, his voice as if in dream. Sakura watched as her sensei examined the doorknob, humming softly to himself, to the tune he usually hums whenever he's got his head buried in one of those Icha Icha Paradise volumes.
" I get it! I know how to open the door!"
With a loud poof, Kakashi disappeared in a cloud of smoke; Sakura heard a click from inside. Within moments, the door swung open revealing a beaming Kakashi.
" Sensei." Sakura said with a frown. " I thought you would use Henge and transform into a key…"
Inside the coconut-adorned mask, Kakashi was smiling.
" I would if I am a gennin!" Kakashi then stepped aside and motioned Sakura to come in. " Welcome to our humble abode." He quickly disappeared inside.
Sakura softly closed the door, and then proceeded to take off her sandals. As she sat massaging her feet, she heard Kakashi talking to someone.
"Fine with me…anything you say Kakashi!" said Asuma's voice.
" You're a very good man Asuma!" came a happy answer..
Sakura heard Asuma chuckled.
" You lost the bet!"
" I lost it on purpose, so I can drink all that beer!"
"Men and their games." Sakura thought helplessly as she shook her head. She stood up and yawned, her body anticipating the chance to have a rest.
" Good evening, Asuma-sensei. Thanks for letting me stay with you guys for the night…" Sakura began, her head bowed low.
"Oh! It's nothing. You're very welcome to share our space!" Asuma replied cheerfully.
A smell made Sakura's nose twitch.
" Could it be…cigarettes!?!" she thought, panic rising.
Sakura looked up, and the drowsiness enveloping her was quickly snuffed out.
Asuma sat on a rocking chair, his hairy legs propped on a nearby table. He was wearing nothing but boxers. Between the fingers of his left hand was a glowing cigarette while his right hand was massaging a muscular, yet VERY hairy chest.
" Make yourself at home, Sakura-chan!" Kakashi said as he made his way out of the bathroom. Gone was the coconut mask, replaced by one with a crescent moon and stars. He took off his sandals then scratched the soles of his feet and the spaces between the toes, all the while humming with pleasure.
" Eeewww." Sakura thought to herself.
" Have you seen a man strip before you Sakura-chan?" Kakashi asked.
" Ahm…my dad?"
Kakashi smiled. " Then you wouldn't mind…I'll just change into my nighty night clothes…" as he quickly began to disrobe himself.
Sakura quickly covered her eyes.
" Tell me if you're done Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura said, her voice shaking.
" It's ok I'm done. Oi Iruka, move. You're in my space."
Sakura took her hands off her eyes and forced them open.
I think it's better if I have stayed in our room.
Kakashi stood on a futon; wearing nothing but a T-brief (think T-back for boys) he is nudging a pajama-clad Iruka with a foot.
" Oi Iruka, move. You're in my space." The copy nin repeated.
The kunoichi's mouth felt very dry all of a sudden!
Kakashi continued to nudge Iruka yet the chuunin did not budge.
" Try to kick him." Asuma joked.
Kakashi gave Iruka a gentle kick, but this time his foot was caught.
" Oi, Asuma. He's got me." Kakashi said lazily. " Hmm? Oh, hehehee…this tickles…"
Sakura looked down and was mortified in her tracks.
Iruka was sucking Kakashi's big toe!" You can have the sofa Sakura-chan." Kakashi said, but to Sakura, his voice seemed life years away!
" And don't mind Gai…"
Sakura froze when she heard the name.
" Where. Is. Gai. Sensei?"
" I'm right behind you young woman!"
Sakura felt the bones in her neck creaking; she braced herself for another shocking sight.
Oops. Spoke too soon.
" Hi there young woman!" Gai was lying on the bed on his front side, he is looking up at Sakura and a glint can be seen on his pearly white choppers. He is as naked as a newborn baby!.
Inner Sakura sez: Cute ass Gai-sensei! Makes me wanna bite it!
Sakura's face was redder than her pink hair!
" You're blushing my dear!" Gai exclaimed. " I can't blame you." He added, eyes brimming with tears. " I myself get so mesmerized by my own beauty that I am looking forward to taking a bath!!!"
" Uhuh…" Kakashi said. Asuma gave the copy nin a wink.
Sakura was too stunned to speak.
" But how very rude of me!" Gai boomed. " A beautiful lady was before me wishing to behold my naked glory and all I can show is my backside!!! Oh the shame! Here, Sakura-san, discover why I am called Konoha's Beautiful Green Beast!!!"
Shrieking her head off, Sakura made a mad dash out of the room!