Panting heavily, Sakura pressed herself against a wall, all the while cursing her fate.
" This is no vacation…this is hell." Tears are welling in her eyes.
" AHA! There you are! My little geisha girl!!!" Jiraiya bellowed.
Sakura screamed in horror as the perverted hermit sprinted towards her, bouncing in a drunken manner, the jewels jiggling excitedly inside the black brief.
" EEEEEYAHHHH!!!" Sakura screamed anew as she ran away, flailing her arms wildly.
" Gotcha!!!" Jiraiya shouted as he wrapped his big arms around the gennin. Shrieking and kicking wildly, Sakura drove an elbow deep into the sannin's groin!!! Jiraiya painfully collapsed in a heap.
" Just my type! My geisha girl wants some good ol' summer S&M!!!"
In her fright, Sakura jumped inside the very first open room she found.
" Am I back inside Kakashi-sensei's room?" A naked Gai is suddenly harmless compared to a drunken Jiraiya in briefs! Sakura gasped as her nose picked another scent. It smells like a bunch of sweaty feet. She quickly looked around and found the source…an untidy pile of sandals stacked in a corner.
Her eyes rolled in exasperation. " Great, now I'm inside the boy's room!" from the look of things, it is not very encouraging. Sakura decided to go outside.
" Here my little geisha girl! I have something for you! SWEET BALLS!"
" Maybe not." Sakura sighed in defeat. "OH!!!!"
If this is the boy's room, then that means…that means…my SASUKE-KUN is here!!!
Wild and erotic thoughts raced in Sakura's mind. Sasuke, wrapping his arms around her, whispering sweet nothings in her ears, kissing her from head to foot, reaching for her…
" Oh Sasuke-kun, you naughty boy!!!" Sakura giggled, her face, a varying shade of red.
With a devilish grin, Sakura locked the door.
She found Sasuke all right, but the sleeping Uchiha is not an arousing sight.
Uchiha Sasuke is in his pajamas, but he is punching and kicking and making seals while sleeping!
" Itachi!!! Sasuke screamed then unleashed another flurry of punches.
" I wonder how hara-kiri feels like…" Sakura hear herself say.
Uzumaki Naruto otherwise is not a welcoming sight…with every snore Shadow Replicas pop out and disappear whenever the real one wheezes.
" Everyone's hopeless…" Sakura thoughtlessly murmured, visions of seppuku seemed like heaven…
Akamichi Choji was a disgusting slab of drool, chips and sweat. There was a space next to him and Sakura, almost like a zombie at this point was about to jump into it but decided against it. Nara Shikamaru was nearby, and not only does he moan Shougi strategies in his sleep, Sakura saw his Shadow Imitation extending with every breath.
Sakura envisioned herself getting trapped in Shikamaru's jutsu and couldn't do anything while the Akamichi tub of lard smothered her…
" I wanna walk all the way back to Konoha…" she groaned.
" SAKURA-SAN!!!"
The kunoichi jumped in fright as a naked Rock Lee stretched his arms towards her! She closed her eyes and braced for the disgusting impact. Instead, she heard a muffled sound as Gai's favorite student slumped into his futon. He is sleeping.
" Oh God…Oh God!!!" Sakura cried as she ran inside the bathroom. She sat beside the throne and buried her head on her knees. She is on the verge of sleeping when she hears someone whimpering. Sakura opened her eyes and saw Inuzuka Kiba crawling on all fours.
She glared at him sleepily.
Kiba was still whimpering as he pulled down his shorts, raising a leg, he was about to relieve himself on the tiled wall when…
" STOP!!! STOP IT!!!" Sakura shrieked as he tried to pull Kiba up.
" Here is the bowl! Pee in here!!!" she screamed.
Kiba was still
whimpering as he peed, but his twig and berries was not pointing in
the right way and yellow pee was spraying in all directions!!!
"
Oh GOD!!!" Not wanting to take a bath in urine, Sakura made a
split-second decision!
She shut her eyes tightly. Her hand shot out, grabbed Kiba's weapon and pointed it straight to the bowl!
" Oh SHIT!!!SHIT!!!WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!" Sakura shouted, tears flowing from her eyes in disgust and shame.
Kiba had already gone into bed but Sakura was still washing her hand for the umpteenth time. Her lips quivering, she slowly raised her "infected" hand to her nose and sniffed…
" AAARGHHH!!!" she shrieked, burying her head on the bowl and vomited for …well, the umpteenth time!
After what seemed like eternity, Sakura emerged from the bathroom. She is now starting to look like Gaara, what with those black rings circling her eyes!
Sakura strode across the room in a daze; she was completely oblivious to her surroundings.
Suddenly.
A SPACE BESIDE NEJI!
The Konoha lass inched cautiously and watched. The Hyuuga seemed behave and was curled with his face away from her. After examining Neji for a few more minutes…
" Finally! Someone with no weird sleeping habits!" Sakura dove into the empty futon and smiled. " I wouldn't mind sleeping beside Neji, he's as hot as Sasuke." She admitted, giggling. As she wrapped her legs around a pillow, Sakura felt Neji shifting his position beside her.
" I wonder how he looks when he is sleeping? Hyuuga Neji is really cute if not only for those Byakugan eyes he has…"
Sakura quietly spun around…and froze.
Hyuuga Neji sleeps with his eyes open.
" Stop screaming!!!" A slap brought Sakura back to her senses. She looked around, all the boys are still sound asleep.
Kankuro glared at her, " Get up, you're in my space."
Sakura willingly stood up, but as she looked up, her eyes caught something that shocked her again.
Aburame Shino, sound asleep but crawling up the wall.
She looked at Kankuro and was surprised to discover that the sand puppeteer has already dozed off!
" Hey!" Sakura said, as she shook Kankuro awake.
" What the…I'm trying to sleep here!!!"
" Help Shino! A spirit possesses him! Look! He's crawling up the wall!"
Kankuro stared with mouth wide-open, and then dove under the futon covers. In seconds, he was snoring like a jackhammer.
A sand tentacle shot towards Shino and pulled him down, he fell on the floor with a dull thud.
" Watch it! You might hurt him!" Sakura exclaimed at Gaara.
The insomniac sand nin ignored her and slumped on a corner.
" Bugs…the bugs are carrying him away…" Kankuro moaned in his sleep.
Sakura sat on the carpeted floor and embraced a pillow. She stared in space as she pondered the concept of karma and wondered if she had been a very bad person.
"…and now the sound-nins are making their way across the plains of the wind country…the sand-nins are overwhelmed but not afraid. The Sand Castle was surrounded…can they handle the assault? It's time to call on…"
Sakura heard this voice in her dream. She heard a drum roll and the people cheering.
"…SUPER GAARA!!!"
Sakura's eyes burst open and it was not a dream!!! She had fallen asleep but the voice she heard was real.
" This is not real."
Sand was covering Gaara's futon, but numerous shapes were molded on top of it. Detailed nins made of sand were assaulting a magnificent sand castle, and killing the invading force was a minute, detailed and caped-draped Gaara figure!!!"
" You're still playing at your age?"
The sand playground melted away.
" What's it to you?" Gaara snapped, blushing.
" I never thought you had it in you."
" Hehee…they never wanted to play with me…I've been a very good boy…" Gaara hissed menacingly. Sand was gushing out of his gourd in torrents.
The kunoichi gulped the lump in her throat.
" Hey easy…" Sakura said nervously, " You go play with your sand while I go to sleep and pretend I did not see anything!"
" Pretend?" Gaara asked, fury flickered in his dull eyes. " But still you've seen what you shouldn't have seen. I don't want anyone to know my secret…"
The sand began to crawl towards Sakura, the kunoichi leapt to her feet in fright.
" No one shall know about it! No shall know about it!" Gaara was now screaming and his sand was now forming into twisted arm-like shapes!
" EEEEYAAAHHH!!!" Sakura shrieked as she leapt towards an open cabinet! She slammed the door shut. She felt a strong impact as the sand hit the cabinet with force!
" Oh God…" Sakura cried inside as she held her legs close to her, "…all I wanted is to sleep…"
Outside, Gaara's anger has subsided…he is panting as he surveyed the sand covered cabinet. With a smirk, he pulled the sand back to his gourd.
" No one shall know my secret." Gaara muttered. " No one must know about Super Gaara!!!"