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*Reaching Equality*
Snape's room (in Hogwarts naturally, where else?)
TIB: Hello, Professor.
Snape: Do you have something important to say, daughter of Dumbledore? I'm really busy.
TIB: How about. . .asking how are you and. . . saying thanks?
Snape: I'm in the middle of brewing a potion here, steamy things with bubbles. I appreciate your thanks. Bye (doing a go-away wave).
TIB: I know what potions are, thanks for explaining. And isn't the Kapitola potion supposed to be greener? (Adding ginger, it changes to be greener)
Snape: So we have someone with brain at last. Congratulations.
TIB: As the one who got A+ in potions, I guess I better be.
Snape: The door's that way (pointing to the window. Oops?)
TIB: That's a window (matter of factly).
Snape: I know where the door is! You should know it, too! OUT!
TIB: In such a hurry to kick me out, what a shame. . . .
Snape: You came to the wrong person. OUT.
TIB: Really? That's not what I've heard (mysteriously)
Snape: I don't wanna know. OUT.
TIB: I think you SHOULD want to know.
Snape: Fine. What should I want to know?
TIB: Who I am.
Snape: A person.
TIB: Only 10 points. You can get better. Try again.
Snape: Annoying person?
TIB: Now you have lost 3 points. . . look what you've made me do.
Snape: Fine. Let's play your game. Tell me more details about your miserable pathetic unimportant life as a slimy human being.
TIB: Becoming mushy, aren't we?
Snape: De- ta-ils. So I can return to my work and voila.
TIB: First name- that'll come later. Em. . . . status: pureblood in a . . . strange kind of way. House while at Hogwarts: (smiling) Slytherin. Nickname: you don't want to know. NEWT level courses: Muggle- Media and potions. I believe I was the only student in potions.
Snape: I'm afraid you're a liar.
TIB: You of all people should know I never lied to anyone.
Snape: That's what YOU say.
TIB: And you usually believed me.
Snape: Let me explain it to you in little words so you'll understand and leave me alone: only one person ever studied potions more than she had to, and she died. I think this can be considered an obstacle in your plan.
TIB: Let me explain it to YOU in little words so you will stop trying to kick me out: Ivy, me, never died.
Snape: So easy, isn't it. Pretending to be someone who died, so perfect, makes you feel better, right. You should be. (disgusted)
TIB: And to see your own grave, knowing that in fact you' re alive. How good it makes you feel? I am Ivy. And you are Severus Snape. And your family, son and wife, died.
Snape: Th-at--- ca-n't----b-e--!
TIB: Come on, do you really believe all those stupid newspapers? My body was never found.
Snape: That proves nothing. Nothing what so ever. If you were alive, you would have come sooner.
TIB: I'm sorry. I should have (sounds sorry).
Snape: Yes, you should have.
TIB: And then what? If I came back, all I would have done was to come back to the same place I was anxious to get away from. It was easier to be alone. To find out who I really am.
Snape: And you found that out?
TIB: Yes, and I'm not proud at what I've found.
Sanpe: Then you didn't search hard enough. You should be proud. (smiles)
TIB: And what am I? A daughter of a brainless man, I have a baby from a man who betrayed me, and my old professor, the only one who understood me, doesn't even recognize me. Now, in which part exactly am I supposed to be proud of?
Snape: In your baby.
*NIGHT*
TIB as a unicorn (yeah, she's an animagus. We mentioned it already didn't we? Oh, well, we're mentioning it now) walking in the Hogwarts' lawns. She sees a snake. It changes itself to a human form.
The snake (well, he's not snake now, but he was before, a second ago. Well, probably more, but. . . errrrr!) : Hello, Ivy.
Unicorn: Voldemort.
Voldi: We need to talk.
TIB: So talk.
Voldi: As. you mean now? Em ok, I can do it. Well. . . what you saw isn't really what you saw.
TIB: Uh???
Voldi: I will simplify. I wasn't really kissing the one you thought I was kissing.
TIB: That's not. . . WHO did you kiss?
Voldi: You!
TIB: ME?
Voldi: If it looks like you and talks like you. . . .
TIB: It's a duck? (You kissed a duck?!)
Voldi: No, it's Tonks.
TIB: Oh. Well. . . have fun. You can continue to kiss her for all I care.
Voldi: That's what I'm trying to tell you! I wasn't kissing Tonks! I mean, I was, but I kissed you!!
TIB: Whatever. (Pretending to go).
Voldi: Wait! She's. . Tonks is a metamorphmagus!!!!
TIB: If you knew she was a metamorphmagus then why did you kiss her?
Voldi: I didn't know it at the time. I thought it was you.
TIB: ANOTHER person doesn't recognize me today. Men.
Voldi: What do you want from me, Ivy?
TIB: What do I WANT from YOU???
Voldi: no? (Small voice)
TIB: I WANT from you to be loyal to me. It really isn't THAT hard to ask.
Voldi: You're talking with ME about being loyal? Aren't YOU the one who's in my enemy's side?
TIB: That has nothing to do with what you've done.
Voldi: Oh, no, this has EVERYTHING to do with what I've done. A tiny (emphasizing with his hand) moment of uncertainty, and there you go- running to join the one I hate.
TIB: Hey, hey, hey, look's who's talking. If you didn't kiss that bimbo, I wouldn't have had to escape from you and find HIM.
Voldi: Cut the accusations. You weren't a total angel, either.
TIB: I never pretended to be one!
Voldi: I never said I was perfect!
TIB: So what was all that 'I'm more than human', crap you sold me?
Voldi: Well, you studied media! You know how the world works. Do you really think people would have followed me with the 'I'm just human, I can make mistakes' clichés?
TIB: But you never should have sold it to me.
Voldi: Then, what should I have told you, huh?
TIB: The truth. All I ever wanted was the truth.
Voldi: And what is the truth?
TIB: Who you really were.
Voldi: I was always me. Never thought that finding out which side I am will make such a difference to you. I thought you loved ME, not The Dark Lord.
TIB: I DO love you. Did . . .do. . DO!
Voldi: You do?
TIB: Of course I still do! You?
Voldi: Do.
TIB: Even if I ruined your plans?
Voldi: What do you mean by that? (Suspicious)
TIB: (lowering her head and whispering) I'm pregnant.
Voldi: What?
TIB: (yelling) I'm pregnant, you idiot!
Voldi: You. . are?
TIB: Do I really have to yell it again?
Voldi: No. . . that's. . . how?
TIB: Do I really have to explain this part?
Voldi: oh, yeah!
TIB: Well, once upon a time there was a little. . .
Voldi: (irritated) Not THAT part!
TIB: So which part?
Voldi: Leave it.
TIB: Fine by me (relieved).
Voldi: So, what are we going to do?
TIB: I don't know.
Voldi: Do you want this baby?
TIB: Do you?
Voldi: Hey, I asked first!
TIB: I don't know.
Voldi: Well. . . I'm going to do things. . . stuff. .. do some. . . business. . . right. . .
TIB: Don't leave me here!
Voldi: Please, don't stay here, come home.
Voldi leaves, TIB's whispering with joy : As you wish.
*Reaching Equality*
Snape's room (in Hogwarts naturally, where else?)
TIB: Hello, Professor.
Snape: Do you have something important to say, daughter of Dumbledore? I'm really busy.
TIB: How about. . .asking how are you and. . . saying thanks?
Snape: I'm in the middle of brewing a potion here, steamy things with bubbles. I appreciate your thanks. Bye (doing a go-away wave).
TIB: I know what potions are, thanks for explaining. And isn't the Kapitola potion supposed to be greener? (Adding ginger, it changes to be greener)
Snape: So we have someone with brain at last. Congratulations.
TIB: As the one who got A+ in potions, I guess I better be.
Snape: The door's that way (pointing to the window. Oops?)
TIB: That's a window (matter of factly).
Snape: I know where the door is! You should know it, too! OUT!
TIB: In such a hurry to kick me out, what a shame. . . .
Snape: You came to the wrong person. OUT.
TIB: Really? That's not what I've heard (mysteriously)
Snape: I don't wanna know. OUT.
TIB: I think you SHOULD want to know.
Snape: Fine. What should I want to know?
TIB: Who I am.
Snape: A person.
TIB: Only 10 points. You can get better. Try again.
Snape: Annoying person?
TIB: Now you have lost 3 points. . . look what you've made me do.
Snape: Fine. Let's play your game. Tell me more details about your miserable pathetic unimportant life as a slimy human being.
TIB: Becoming mushy, aren't we?
Snape: De- ta-ils. So I can return to my work and voila.
TIB: First name- that'll come later. Em. . . . status: pureblood in a . . . strange kind of way. House while at Hogwarts: (smiling) Slytherin. Nickname: you don't want to know. NEWT level courses: Muggle- Media and potions. I believe I was the only student in potions.
Snape: I'm afraid you're a liar.
TIB: You of all people should know I never lied to anyone.
Snape: That's what YOU say.
TIB: And you usually believed me.
Snape: Let me explain it to you in little words so you'll understand and leave me alone: only one person ever studied potions more than she had to, and she died. I think this can be considered an obstacle in your plan.
TIB: Let me explain it to YOU in little words so you will stop trying to kick me out: Ivy, me, never died.
Snape: So easy, isn't it. Pretending to be someone who died, so perfect, makes you feel better, right. You should be. (disgusted)
TIB: And to see your own grave, knowing that in fact you' re alive. How good it makes you feel? I am Ivy. And you are Severus Snape. And your family, son and wife, died.
Snape: Th-at--- ca-n't----b-e--!
TIB: Come on, do you really believe all those stupid newspapers? My body was never found.
Snape: That proves nothing. Nothing what so ever. If you were alive, you would have come sooner.
TIB: I'm sorry. I should have (sounds sorry).
Snape: Yes, you should have.
TIB: And then what? If I came back, all I would have done was to come back to the same place I was anxious to get away from. It was easier to be alone. To find out who I really am.
Snape: And you found that out?
TIB: Yes, and I'm not proud at what I've found.
Sanpe: Then you didn't search hard enough. You should be proud. (smiles)
TIB: And what am I? A daughter of a brainless man, I have a baby from a man who betrayed me, and my old professor, the only one who understood me, doesn't even recognize me. Now, in which part exactly am I supposed to be proud of?
Snape: In your baby.
*NIGHT*
TIB as a unicorn (yeah, she's an animagus. We mentioned it already didn't we? Oh, well, we're mentioning it now) walking in the Hogwarts' lawns. She sees a snake. It changes itself to a human form.
The snake (well, he's not snake now, but he was before, a second ago. Well, probably more, but. . . errrrr!) : Hello, Ivy.
Unicorn: Voldemort.
Voldi: We need to talk.
TIB: So talk.
Voldi: As. you mean now? Em ok, I can do it. Well. . . what you saw isn't really what you saw.
TIB: Uh???
Voldi: I will simplify. I wasn't really kissing the one you thought I was kissing.
TIB: That's not. . . WHO did you kiss?
Voldi: You!
TIB: ME?
Voldi: If it looks like you and talks like you. . . .
TIB: It's a duck? (You kissed a duck?!)
Voldi: No, it's Tonks.
TIB: Oh. Well. . . have fun. You can continue to kiss her for all I care.
Voldi: That's what I'm trying to tell you! I wasn't kissing Tonks! I mean, I was, but I kissed you!!
TIB: Whatever. (Pretending to go).
Voldi: Wait! She's. . Tonks is a metamorphmagus!!!!
TIB: If you knew she was a metamorphmagus then why did you kiss her?
Voldi: I didn't know it at the time. I thought it was you.
TIB: ANOTHER person doesn't recognize me today. Men.
Voldi: What do you want from me, Ivy?
TIB: What do I WANT from YOU???
Voldi: no? (Small voice)
TIB: I WANT from you to be loyal to me. It really isn't THAT hard to ask.
Voldi: You're talking with ME about being loyal? Aren't YOU the one who's in my enemy's side?
TIB: That has nothing to do with what you've done.
Voldi: Oh, no, this has EVERYTHING to do with what I've done. A tiny (emphasizing with his hand) moment of uncertainty, and there you go- running to join the one I hate.
TIB: Hey, hey, hey, look's who's talking. If you didn't kiss that bimbo, I wouldn't have had to escape from you and find HIM.
Voldi: Cut the accusations. You weren't a total angel, either.
TIB: I never pretended to be one!
Voldi: I never said I was perfect!
TIB: So what was all that 'I'm more than human', crap you sold me?
Voldi: Well, you studied media! You know how the world works. Do you really think people would have followed me with the 'I'm just human, I can make mistakes' clichés?
TIB: But you never should have sold it to me.
Voldi: Then, what should I have told you, huh?
TIB: The truth. All I ever wanted was the truth.
Voldi: And what is the truth?
TIB: Who you really were.
Voldi: I was always me. Never thought that finding out which side I am will make such a difference to you. I thought you loved ME, not The Dark Lord.
TIB: I DO love you. Did . . .do. . DO!
Voldi: You do?
TIB: Of course I still do! You?
Voldi: Do.
TIB: Even if I ruined your plans?
Voldi: What do you mean by that? (Suspicious)
TIB: (lowering her head and whispering) I'm pregnant.
Voldi: What?
TIB: (yelling) I'm pregnant, you idiot!
Voldi: You. . are?
TIB: Do I really have to yell it again?
Voldi: No. . . that's. . . how?
TIB: Do I really have to explain this part?
Voldi: oh, yeah!
TIB: Well, once upon a time there was a little. . .
Voldi: (irritated) Not THAT part!
TIB: So which part?
Voldi: Leave it.
TIB: Fine by me (relieved).
Voldi: So, what are we going to do?
TIB: I don't know.
Voldi: Do you want this baby?
TIB: Do you?
Voldi: Hey, I asked first!
TIB: I don't know.
Voldi: Well. . . I'm going to do things. . . stuff. .. do some. . . business. . . right. . .
TIB: Don't leave me here!
Voldi: Please, don't stay here, come home.
Voldi leaves, TIB's whispering with joy : As you wish.
