Okay... something is screwed with the single break line... Ughhh... this just had to happen! Oh well! I'm up to my new story.. my first humor story that is.... I'm not good at Humor... heh... tough crowd to impress anyways. -Ahem- Well... I just want to see how this story goes... and if its bad.... than slap me... no seriously... slap me bitch me and once you do... I'll bitch back! So flames will be backfire... got it? Okay whatever... uhhh... let's get on with it!

Discliamer: Sure rub it in.... Ken... I hate you! Ken Akamstsu whom created Love Hina, oh I hate you! Period! Once I'm rich... I'll buy love hina... muahahaha!!

Spelling and Grammar is not my expertise... I'm young and stupid so don't remind me!

Endless Tears.....

The blow seemed like the punch of Naru's fist repeating her attack, constantly aiming at my stomach. At first I felt a big ''crack'' now… the pain rushes in. Just by one hit… I feel like I'm flying until I hit rock bottom. Perhaps this is how it's suppose to happen… to let the rain cry above me in a distance and let voices scatter until I hear nothing. Absolutely nothing. Only abyss darkness with thick silence is what I could hear and see.

The last word… the last scream… the first person I wanted to hear… cried out, ''KEITARO!'' Hot water and wet rain fused above my dead body… I could feel her on top of me, crying above me like a God feeling deep sorrow. I wanted to breathe… I wanted to say something but my body could not take it. Dammit… I broke my promise… is this how its suppose to end? Where is my immortality… huh? Well… the Angels have given me a chance… I could finally speak.

''Naru… I-- I'm sorry… for breaking my promise… look… I know I'm not going to make it… just… help out the Hinata Sou… okay… say sorry… … please…'' I could only breathe one more time.

''You aren't going to die you baka!'' Your immortal… you have to stay…please Keitaro!!!!!!!!!!'' Tears scattered everywhere… I could feel her warm salty tears… if only I could hold her.

My eyes slowly closed, thickening the darkness before me, with my last breath, with my final words…, ''I love you Naru-chan.''

It was now dark… I could hear sirens and a soft bed carrying me. Although… I told myself… wake up… say it was all a dream… Naru will always… Shinobu and Motoko… Mutsumi and Kitsune… Su… all of you will always be in heart.

Silence……..

Keitaro awoke in a drowsy state; his eyes were heavily closed yet slightly open to see what was happening. His brain forced him to stand, and so he did.

''Dammit… that hurt!'' said Keitaro weakly.

''Indeed… no human can withstand that long from that impact,'' said a voice firmly.

''What the hell… oh c'mon…, where am I?'' said Keitaro staggering to his feet.

''Your in the first realm of where no ordinary mortals could see you below the sky,'' replied the mysterious voice once more.

Keitaro eyes snapped wide open; he looked down to where the voice was spoken. It was a short little guy that looked like in his late 40's. On his forehead, it had three burn circle marks, perfectly form in a small pyramid. There were red beads necklaces around him and his wrists. He wore a monkish clothing along with small wings attach behind his back.

''Err… s'cuse me sir but could ja tell me where I am?'' asked Keitaro groggily.

''I have already answer your question,'' calmly said the old angel monk.

''Right… so what happen?'' said Keitaro eagerly.

''You were hit by a rushing truck going 120 miles per hour because the driver was drunk, and since the impact was so hard… your dead,'' sighed the angel monk.

Keitaro laughed, not in a humorous way, but more of a nervous trick to calm yourself. ''WHAT I'M DEAD???!!!'' ''Your youth is incredibly stupid these days,'' said the monk shaking his head. ''Look… you were given a chance due to sudden death and due to the ''Other Realms'' decided you can go back in your original body… in 78 million years.

''78 million years?! Cried Keitaro.

The Monk glared at him, ''look kid… it takes time to re-create a body… especially when a whiny soul like you, is out of your own body.

''There must be an easier way… there has to be,'' groaned Keitaro.

''There is… but it is going to be a difficult task…''

''Tell me…,'' said Keitaro with glee.

''You will either choose to be reincarnated into another person or be a wandering sprit.'' Your body will return to you, but it depends how strong your bond of love is for this person called Motoko…''

''Err… it's Naru,'' sweat drop Keitaro.

''Oh, I'm sorry… I accidentally switched their names in my notebook.''

Keitaro shrugged, ''So… um… are you like the Grim Reaper of sumthing?''

''No, sighed the monk, ''I'm your Guardian Sprit… when you die and cannot leave in the 1st realm, which is rare, than I will guide you to a decision.'' You are now a wandering soul… so I suggest that you better go into someone's body and make your bond of love stronger… if you don't… you will be leave to be reincarnated.''

Keitaro lifted one eye brow, ''how the hell am I suppose to do that?''

Keitaro's body was almost dragged down the clouds. ''Whoa… what the--''

The monk slapped Keitaro's mouth shut, ''stupid youth… never say the H word in the first realm or else you will be drag down there!'' Ahem, well now you don't have much time… you're a wandering soul now, so you will know what to do.''

Keitaro shook his head, ''this is weird… a short little kid telling me what to do…''

The monk's hand slapped Keitaro's face, ''do you want me to turn you into a bug in your next life?'' Only one person is capable of handling these possessions for a while, you will enter through someone surprising, so if its impossible to convince Naru that your this person, than you will be reincarnated, got it? Now go, you incredibly idiotic buffoon!''

Keitaro's surroundings became more decent when there were no clouds. He found himself in a village… that looked very familiar to him. His eyes wander, to search for a body to take over.

''Aoyama- sama, is there something troubling you?''

The voice startled Keitaro, so he turned around. ''Aoyama… must be Motoko!''

''I feel… I feel a familiar presence nearby… except there is no Ki… but a soul.''

Keitaro's eyes twitched, ''Tsuroko… am I at their village?''

''Strange… we have Seals that keeps a barrier between sprits that will endanger us,'' said the man in a black clothing still bowing to Tsuroko.

''Perhaps… this is no dangerous sprit…,'' Tsuroko said in a serious thought.

''Ranma… I will now rest… I suggest you should too… considering the fact that you have taken Jiken's shifts,'' sighed Tsuroko. She left with no further comments, only a yawn. Keitaro followed her, surprise that she can actually feel him nearby.

Tsuroko laid in bed with her eyes still open. Her thoughts confused her… wondering why the presence was so familiar. Her questions were unsolvable so she surrender and rested peacefully. Did that crazy monk meant Tsuroko? Well I guess she's the only one who can help me now… damn… how will I convince Naru that I'm Keitaro in Tsuroko's body? It isn't going to work out if she turns into a lesbian! Keitaro shrugged, ''oh well… here I go!''

Keitaro watched from above, seeing that this was his chance of seeing Tsuroko. His ghostly figure shrank as he entered inside of her head.

All he could see was darkness…until he saw a woman that look very much like Motoko, sitting peacefully near a calm lake and the beauty of a lushes forest amazed him.

''Wow…,'' Keitaro gasp lightly.

The beautiful area suddenly turned black, Keitaro wince slightly, from the unexpecting surprise.

''Whose there?'' growled Tsuroko.

Keitaro put his hands up in a mock of surrender, ''Tsuroko, it's me Keitaro… don't kill me.''

''Strange… why are you in my dreams, Urashima?''

''Well… I died by a car accident… and now I'm a wandering soul.''

There was thick silence after what Keitaro said, Tsuroko just kept looking at her feet with disbelief.

Why did you came to me?'' Tsuroko finally spoke with seriousness.

''Tsuroko… I need to fuse into your body until my body comes back.''

''… such a task is impossible.''

''I know… but… my bond of love is what's keeping me here… so I need to watch out for Naru-chan.''

Tsuroko shook her head, ''Urashima… this is quite sudden.''

Keitaro nodded, ''its amazing on how quick I can explain.''

Tsuroko sighed, ''… but will you explain a bit more?''

At the Hinata Sou….

Everyone was at the Cherry Blossom trees, including Keitaro's parents. Tears formed, even on Haruka. Mutsumi was holding Naru, both crying their eyes out. Shinobu and Su ran to a corner where they can cry privately. Kitsune sat with both of her knees up, with her head down. Motoko only stood a few feet away, trembling in front of Keitaro's grave. Naru soon held Motoko as if they were sisters, and both cried silently.

After 3 months of Keitaro's death, nothing at the Hinata Sou was good. Motoko, no longer practiced the skills of Kendo, only mediates to calm the nerves. Shinobu barely cooks because not much eats her meals. Su longer does her crazy inventions and Kitsune barely drinks her Sake. No one shaped up… even Naru. She still goes to that very same street, desperately waiting for Keitaro to come back. She never even thought of going to Todai; the only reason she doesn't want to go is because she promised to go with him… Keitaro Urashima. Tears still spring from the sorrowful residents… how could they not love their manager that grew deeply in their hearts?

The day before Keitaro's Anniversary of his death, a woman appeared in the Hinata Sou. She walked in with a warm smile. Her long black hair swayed in a resemblance of Motoko; including the Hakama and Uniform she wore. Shinobu turned to see who entered in the Inn; she had a weak smile, ''Have you come to see Motoko?''

Tsuroko scratched her head, ''Of course not… I've only come to see all of my tenants!''

Shinobu jaw dropped a little, ''excuse me?''

Tsuroko had a sweatmark, ''uhh… well you see… I'm the new manager!''

How was that??? Huh??? WEll??? LoL... I've got to study for my test so do whatever! Umm.... I'm actually having trouble coming up with the next chapter... so all my reviewers... give me advice! Oh and.... i'm always a fan of Mo/Kei pairings... but do you think I should keep it as a Naru/Kei fic.... or in your case Tsu/Mo Tsu/Naru half half.... confusing yeah? LoL... I'm sorry this story... I sort of rushed on it!