Tenchi Muyo! Son of Ryoko
Ch.5- It's Size That Matters
After the incident in the onsen, Ayeka still hasn't forgiven Ryu for stepping all over her. In this case, I don't think he even knows how to stop even though he hardly even goes near her. Heh. I do not own Tenchi Muyo whatsoever except Ryu! Thank you!
Bored with the fact he had nothing absolutely to do, Ryu found himself floating into the kitchen and smelled something good. "Sasami must be making Mr. Fluffles his food. How cute of her to do that." He smiled to himself. But before he could even get near enough to look to see what she was cooking for Mr. Fluffles, he accidentally flew into Ayeka, his face in her chest. He blinked and felt what seemed to be two sagging muffins. "Is that you, Ayeka?" He asked.
Ayeka turned extremely red and started chasing after the teen, brandishing a really big spear and screaming several unmentionable obscenities at him. "AAAHHHH!!! I'M SOOOOORRRYYYY!" Ryu panicked, flying away from the p'oed princess of Jurai. "DIE YOU PERVERT!!" He flew outside and landed in Funaho, cowering in fear. Ayeka stopped under there and shook her spear at him. "Come down from there and get what's coming to you, you scruffy offspring off a space pirate!" She screamed. Ryu smirked at her to hide that fact he was terrified of her.
Just then, Ryoko came floating out of nowhere and stood next to Ayeka. "All right, what's wrong now?" She asked dully. "Your scruffy son just fondled me!" Ayeka yelled. "Hey, Ryu, didn't I teach you better? You're supposed to be annoying her with your good looks and occasionally knocking her out!" Ryoko called up into the tree. "But Ma, I didn't mean to. She just appeared in front of me and I went squish!" Ryu called back down.
Ryoko thought about this. "Did I ever breast-feed you, Ryu?" She asked. Ryu nodded. "Yeah. If you're wondering, you were even bigger than Ayeka after you did." He answered. "Oh really? Then I'm happy. Size does matter to attract Tenchi." Ryoko floated away much to the despair of Ryu. Who would rescue him now? Ayeka turned red at what she just heard, she started hacking at Funaho to try and kill Ryu off in place of Ryoko. "PERVERT!" She screamed. Tenchi, who appeared in the nick of time, dragged the princess away from the tree kicking and screaming. "Thanks Tenchi!" Ryu called out.
Back at the Masaki Shrine, Yosho was once again sweeping the front of the shrine. "Ah, I see that they're getting along with Ryu.what a nice young man. Though I'm not sure that discussing the size of women's chests are appropriate for him." He mused to himself. "But, if it makes Ryoko happy, then I guess size does count." He continued sweeping before he went to the house.
It looked like that the Masaki men except Yosho were having some kind of guy-talk in the living room. ".Now I'm not saying she's bigger than the other girls, but she's huge." Nobuyuki said, being the pervert he is. is discussing.things with an 18 year-old. He gave Ryu a bottle of sake and drank until he was drunk. Ryu chuckled, feeling extremely at home. "My momma shaid to me that if I ever meet a girl, I should check out her rack firsht." He slurred.
"Did I say that?" Ryoko asked, sitting on the couch next to him. "I think sho." He smiled drunkenly. "Well, I think I've raised you well, son." Ryoko grinned, raising her bottle in the air. "To my son and his luck with finding a girl whose size does matter!" "Hear hear!" Nobuyuki said, raising his bottle as well. The three totally drunk insane Masaki members on the couch clinked their bottles together and drank til they passed out. Tenchi, who was watching the whole thing, sweatdropped. "Like mother, like son." He sighed.
Ch.5- It's Size That Matters
After the incident in the onsen, Ayeka still hasn't forgiven Ryu for stepping all over her. In this case, I don't think he even knows how to stop even though he hardly even goes near her. Heh. I do not own Tenchi Muyo whatsoever except Ryu! Thank you!
Bored with the fact he had nothing absolutely to do, Ryu found himself floating into the kitchen and smelled something good. "Sasami must be making Mr. Fluffles his food. How cute of her to do that." He smiled to himself. But before he could even get near enough to look to see what she was cooking for Mr. Fluffles, he accidentally flew into Ayeka, his face in her chest. He blinked and felt what seemed to be two sagging muffins. "Is that you, Ayeka?" He asked.
Ayeka turned extremely red and started chasing after the teen, brandishing a really big spear and screaming several unmentionable obscenities at him. "AAAHHHH!!! I'M SOOOOORRRYYYY!" Ryu panicked, flying away from the p'oed princess of Jurai. "DIE YOU PERVERT!!" He flew outside and landed in Funaho, cowering in fear. Ayeka stopped under there and shook her spear at him. "Come down from there and get what's coming to you, you scruffy offspring off a space pirate!" She screamed. Ryu smirked at her to hide that fact he was terrified of her.
Just then, Ryoko came floating out of nowhere and stood next to Ayeka. "All right, what's wrong now?" She asked dully. "Your scruffy son just fondled me!" Ayeka yelled. "Hey, Ryu, didn't I teach you better? You're supposed to be annoying her with your good looks and occasionally knocking her out!" Ryoko called up into the tree. "But Ma, I didn't mean to. She just appeared in front of me and I went squish!" Ryu called back down.
Ryoko thought about this. "Did I ever breast-feed you, Ryu?" She asked. Ryu nodded. "Yeah. If you're wondering, you were even bigger than Ayeka after you did." He answered. "Oh really? Then I'm happy. Size does matter to attract Tenchi." Ryoko floated away much to the despair of Ryu. Who would rescue him now? Ayeka turned red at what she just heard, she started hacking at Funaho to try and kill Ryu off in place of Ryoko. "PERVERT!" She screamed. Tenchi, who appeared in the nick of time, dragged the princess away from the tree kicking and screaming. "Thanks Tenchi!" Ryu called out.
Back at the Masaki Shrine, Yosho was once again sweeping the front of the shrine. "Ah, I see that they're getting along with Ryu.what a nice young man. Though I'm not sure that discussing the size of women's chests are appropriate for him." He mused to himself. "But, if it makes Ryoko happy, then I guess size does count." He continued sweeping before he went to the house.
It looked like that the Masaki men except Yosho were having some kind of guy-talk in the living room. ".Now I'm not saying she's bigger than the other girls, but she's huge." Nobuyuki said, being the pervert he is. is discussing.things with an 18 year-old. He gave Ryu a bottle of sake and drank until he was drunk. Ryu chuckled, feeling extremely at home. "My momma shaid to me that if I ever meet a girl, I should check out her rack firsht." He slurred.
"Did I say that?" Ryoko asked, sitting on the couch next to him. "I think sho." He smiled drunkenly. "Well, I think I've raised you well, son." Ryoko grinned, raising her bottle in the air. "To my son and his luck with finding a girl whose size does matter!" "Hear hear!" Nobuyuki said, raising his bottle as well. The three totally drunk insane Masaki members on the couch clinked their bottles together and drank til they passed out. Tenchi, who was watching the whole thing, sweatdropped. "Like mother, like son." He sighed.