Tenchi Muyo! Son of Ryoko
Ch.6- A Letter From The Future
Ryu's a little concerned about his drinking binge from yesterday, especially when his mom is going to arrive for a little visit. Or so it seems to be a visit.so what could it be? Find out!
Ryu slowly opened his eyes, blinking away sleep. "Ohh.my head." He groaned, rubbing his temples. He felt like his mouth had just been stuffed with cotton, and he felt sick. He hadn't drank that much since that one mosh pit party when he was sixteen. His parents got mad at him, and made him drink until he got sick and decided not to drink anymore.
He got up and stumbled into the bathroom, puking into the toilet. Ryoko appeared in the wall next to him and grinned., slapping him on the back. "Good morning son! How's it going?" She greeted. Ryu hacked a little more before turning to face the cyan-haired woman. "Just fine, mother.I think." He puked again, feeling a whole lot worse than fine.
"I'm proud of you, Ryu.you can hold a lot a of booze in ya." Ryoko said. ".I will never drink again!" Ryu vowed, sitting on the bathroom floor. Suddenly, Tenchi came into the bathroom holding a letter. "Hey Ryu, here's a letter from your parents." He said. The young man stood up and opened the letter, mumbling to himself as he read it. His eyes widened a little, then slipped into complete shock. "What? What is it?" Ryoko asked, looking over his shoulder while hanging onto Tenchi. "Mom's coming for a visit, you guys." Ryu said.
"Say what!?" Ayeka shrieked. "There's going to be two Ryokos now!? I can barely handle one!" She grabbed the boy by the shirt and started shaking him wildly in the living room. "That's 'cause you can't handle a real woman like me." Ryoko smirked, still hanging onto Tenchi. Ayeka screamed, throwing Ryu into the nearby wall before launching herself at Ryoko and tried to wrench her off of Tenchi.
"Get off of him you hussy! You.you demon woman whose breasts sag like a wet paper bag!" Ayeka started getting mad, and everyone knew that they should back away now. She threw an empty sake bottle at Ryoko, who phased through it but it hit Tenchi in the head, knocking him out. "Ryu! Ayeka's being mean to me! Defend your momma like a good boy." Ryoko whined. She glanced down at the floor, where the two teens were sprawled on the floor, unconscious.
"Damn.looks like I'm going to ensure some of my own ass-kicking." The space pirate muttered, disappointed that Ayeka knocked out her two favorite people in the room. "Bring it on!" Ayeka said. As they faced each other and was about to once again destroy everything around them, the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Sasami said, rushing to the door. She opened the door and there stood a purple-haired young man whom everyone knew.
"What's up, Sasami? Is Tenchi home?" Samami nodded, smiling. "Yep! He's out cold in the living room with Ryu." Trunks came in and took off his shoes, going into the living room. "Ryu? Who's that?" Trunks asked. "He's Ryoko's son." Sasami said. Trunks leapt back, sweatdropping. "You mean to tell me!? Oh my God, are you serious?" "Yeah! He's really cute, and everyone gets along well, except maybe Ayeka."
Trunks ran into the living room and grabbed Tenchi by the shirt, helping him up. "Is it true, man!?" "What's true?" Tenchi asked groggily. Trunks searched around and then saw Ryu standing next to Ryoko, not unconscious anymore. "That guy over there is your son!?" He asked, pointing at Ryu. "A little conceited, aren't you?" Ryu asked dully. "You actually went all the way!?" Trunks said in awe. Tenchi frowned. "What are you talking about, Trunks!? Ryu is not my son! He's from the future, and he has the same spiky hair as Ryoko, so the only logical explanation is that he's her son!" Trunks dropped Tenchi and zoomed towards Ryu, staring into his face.
"Damn, he's like a male version of Ryoko." Ryu's eyebrow went up. "He even has gold eyes, too." The purple-haired teen whirled around. "So who's the father? Anyone know?" He asked. Everyone shrugged except for Washu and Yosho. "Well, since y'all don't know, I just have to say one thing. Congratulations, Tenchi!" Trunks said, patting his back. "He's not my son, dammit! How many times do I got to tell you!?"
Suddenly, the doorbell rang again. Trunks flew to the door and opened it. A figure glomped onto him, wailing her heart out. "WAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Ryu! How could you run away from home?!?" Trunks turned red, because his face was being mashed into her chest. "Um, lady? I'm not Ryu." He said, his voice muffled. The figure pulled away, and gasped. "Trunks!?"
"Um, Ryoko!?" Trunks' eyes widened. "There's another you!" Ryoko walked to the door. "Oh, well. Meet my future self, Trunks." "Say what!?"
Ch.6- A Letter From The Future
Ryu's a little concerned about his drinking binge from yesterday, especially when his mom is going to arrive for a little visit. Or so it seems to be a visit.so what could it be? Find out!
Ryu slowly opened his eyes, blinking away sleep. "Ohh.my head." He groaned, rubbing his temples. He felt like his mouth had just been stuffed with cotton, and he felt sick. He hadn't drank that much since that one mosh pit party when he was sixteen. His parents got mad at him, and made him drink until he got sick and decided not to drink anymore.
He got up and stumbled into the bathroom, puking into the toilet. Ryoko appeared in the wall next to him and grinned., slapping him on the back. "Good morning son! How's it going?" She greeted. Ryu hacked a little more before turning to face the cyan-haired woman. "Just fine, mother.I think." He puked again, feeling a whole lot worse than fine.
"I'm proud of you, Ryu.you can hold a lot a of booze in ya." Ryoko said. ".I will never drink again!" Ryu vowed, sitting on the bathroom floor. Suddenly, Tenchi came into the bathroom holding a letter. "Hey Ryu, here's a letter from your parents." He said. The young man stood up and opened the letter, mumbling to himself as he read it. His eyes widened a little, then slipped into complete shock. "What? What is it?" Ryoko asked, looking over his shoulder while hanging onto Tenchi. "Mom's coming for a visit, you guys." Ryu said.
"Say what!?" Ayeka shrieked. "There's going to be two Ryokos now!? I can barely handle one!" She grabbed the boy by the shirt and started shaking him wildly in the living room. "That's 'cause you can't handle a real woman like me." Ryoko smirked, still hanging onto Tenchi. Ayeka screamed, throwing Ryu into the nearby wall before launching herself at Ryoko and tried to wrench her off of Tenchi.
"Get off of him you hussy! You.you demon woman whose breasts sag like a wet paper bag!" Ayeka started getting mad, and everyone knew that they should back away now. She threw an empty sake bottle at Ryoko, who phased through it but it hit Tenchi in the head, knocking him out. "Ryu! Ayeka's being mean to me! Defend your momma like a good boy." Ryoko whined. She glanced down at the floor, where the two teens were sprawled on the floor, unconscious.
"Damn.looks like I'm going to ensure some of my own ass-kicking." The space pirate muttered, disappointed that Ayeka knocked out her two favorite people in the room. "Bring it on!" Ayeka said. As they faced each other and was about to once again destroy everything around them, the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Sasami said, rushing to the door. She opened the door and there stood a purple-haired young man whom everyone knew.
"What's up, Sasami? Is Tenchi home?" Samami nodded, smiling. "Yep! He's out cold in the living room with Ryu." Trunks came in and took off his shoes, going into the living room. "Ryu? Who's that?" Trunks asked. "He's Ryoko's son." Sasami said. Trunks leapt back, sweatdropping. "You mean to tell me!? Oh my God, are you serious?" "Yeah! He's really cute, and everyone gets along well, except maybe Ayeka."
Trunks ran into the living room and grabbed Tenchi by the shirt, helping him up. "Is it true, man!?" "What's true?" Tenchi asked groggily. Trunks searched around and then saw Ryu standing next to Ryoko, not unconscious anymore. "That guy over there is your son!?" He asked, pointing at Ryu. "A little conceited, aren't you?" Ryu asked dully. "You actually went all the way!?" Trunks said in awe. Tenchi frowned. "What are you talking about, Trunks!? Ryu is not my son! He's from the future, and he has the same spiky hair as Ryoko, so the only logical explanation is that he's her son!" Trunks dropped Tenchi and zoomed towards Ryu, staring into his face.
"Damn, he's like a male version of Ryoko." Ryu's eyebrow went up. "He even has gold eyes, too." The purple-haired teen whirled around. "So who's the father? Anyone know?" He asked. Everyone shrugged except for Washu and Yosho. "Well, since y'all don't know, I just have to say one thing. Congratulations, Tenchi!" Trunks said, patting his back. "He's not my son, dammit! How many times do I got to tell you!?"
Suddenly, the doorbell rang again. Trunks flew to the door and opened it. A figure glomped onto him, wailing her heart out. "WAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Ryu! How could you run away from home?!?" Trunks turned red, because his face was being mashed into her chest. "Um, lady? I'm not Ryu." He said, his voice muffled. The figure pulled away, and gasped. "Trunks!?"
"Um, Ryoko!?" Trunks' eyes widened. "There's another you!" Ryoko walked to the door. "Oh, well. Meet my future self, Trunks." "Say what!?"