Tenchi Muyo! Son of Ryoko
Ch.7- Yo Momma!
It looks like Ayeka has some problems to deal with, but everyone else seems to be in complete shock when Ryu reveals something important. What could it be?
Trunks jumped back, sweatdropping. "TWO Ryokos!? Now I really know I've been drinking too much! I'm hallucinating!" He said. But he then got a musing grin on his face. "But I'd have to say, 36 D doesn't seem to be a hallucination to me . . . hmm. " "Tee hee . . . naughty." Mirai Ryoko giggled. Ryoko leapt over to the young man and socked him in the head. "Hey! How come YOU don't compliment on the size of my chest, Trunks!?" She asked.
Trunks winced, but grinned at Ryoko. "I don't know. I haven't had my face pushed into your chest yet." Ryoko set out to pummel the hybrid, but Ayeka's voice interrupted them. "Excuse me! Nobody's paying attention to me and my problems!" She screeched. "Ah, put a sock in it, princess." Ryu said, tired of her attitude. "How dare you speak that way to me! I am the crown princess of Jurai, and I demand that you speak to me in a mannerly way, scruffy!" Ayeka ordered.
"Too bad...I don't take orders from selfish, demanding spoiled brats. And I'm not scruffy!" Ryu snorted. "Besides, I'm not the one with the saggiest breasts in the universe . . . and you need some anti-wrinkle cream." Ayeka turned red at what he said. "HOW DARE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE SAGGY BREASTS! I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE UNIVERSE! TENCHI SAYS SO!" Everyone looked at Tenchi, who was confused. "What? I didn't say anything like that!" Ryoko stopped shaking Trunks to listen to the argument.
"Tell ya what. If you use a Wonder bra, and maybe work all that fat off of your body, I'll try and stop running you over." Ryu smirked. Ayeka got mad, but managed to squeak out a comeback. "Oh yeah? Well you momma has a wooden leg with a kick stand on it." Ryu's eyes snapped open. "Say what!?" He growled. Everyone gasped in awe at Ayeka's comeback.
"That's right! Yo Momma has a wooden leg with branches. Can't think of anything else good, can you scruffy?" Ryu narrowed his gold eyes in anger. "Yeah! I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."" Ayeka got mad, turning red. "Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound!" She yelled.
He got into battle stance, preparing to power up. "Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree!" An aura appeared around Ryu's frame, and it slowly grew as he started to increase his power. Anything not attached to the floor started floating in mid air. "Oh my, that must mean he's not in a good mood, is he?" Mirai Ryoko asked Trunks. ". . . No. I suggest ducking right about now." He said. Ayeka shrilly laughed, putting up her shield.
"Ohohohohoho! I'm not afraid of you! Yo momma's so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection." Ryu crouched down and yelled, powering up more. His aura grew even larger, electricity crackling around his body. "Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind!" He screamed.
Suddenly, a bright light surrounded everyone, and before you know it, there stood the light-blue spiky haired teen standing in the middle of a destroyed living room with aquamarine eyes and really spiky gold locks. "What the!? He's a super saiyajin!?" Trunks gasped. Mirai Ryoko sighed, putting a hand on his shoulder. "Ryu usually does this when he doesn't get his way or something ticks him off." " . . . But! How! When!?" Trunks stuttered in shock.
"Well let's just say that there was this one time he wanted a motorcycle for Christmas, and when he didn't get it, well, there's the result right there." Mirai Ryoko said, sweatdropping. "Now why the hell wouldn't you give an 18-year old a motorcycle? I'd give it to him if he'd let me borrow sometimes." Ryoko snorted. "He was only 8 years old, Ryoko." "Oh, well. . . never mind then." She said. "Come on, princess! Yo momma's so nasty she made speed stick slow down!" Ryu challenged. "Bring it on! Yo momma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!"
Ayeka changed into her battle uniform, and started off the fight with two purple photon blasts. Ryu moved his head to the side as the blasts collided into a wall. Tenchi started freaking out as they nearly hit him. He almost passed out at the damage it put into the house. "Go Ryu! Defend yo momma! Tell her that her momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read!" Ryoko cheered. Ryu held out his hands, and almost like magic, two aqua colored energy balls formed in his palms, and as he closed his hands over it, it turned into what looked like double swords. "Let's see how you fare against a super saiyajin!"
"I don't need to use these, but if I need to prove my point, so be it!" Ryu flew at Ayeka, swinging his swords at her. The princess held out her hand and shot blasts at him, but he avoided them and tried to break through her shield. He did successfully, so Ayeka flipped over him, but Ryu teleported and swung one of his swords at her. Ayeka ducked, punching him into the gut and elbowed Ryu in the back of his head, sending him into the floor in luck. Tenchi gasped in horror as a hole appeared in the wood. "Stop! You'll wreck my house!" Ryu rolled once and jumped kicked Ayeka in the stomach as he flipped onto his feet.
The princess stopped herself a few centimeters before hitting the wall, but the teen tackled her, and they both crashed through the wall much to Tenchi's shock again. There was a big scuffle with limbs, stars, planets, and swirls flying around in the little fighting cloud for a few minutes before it cleared. "Give up, Ayeka! You can't win! Yo momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!" Ryu gritted his teeth as he smacked her head with a hammer that went squeak. He had her in a headlock and was trying to make her pay. "Never!" She said, covering her face as she endured the "pain".
"I'll never give up! That's not my philosophy!" "Yeah, well you better change it soon, because next time I'm gonna lay the Smackdown on you!" Ayeka peeked through her hands as she heard what he said. "What? You're letting me off?" She asked. Ryu shrugged, throwing the hammer away. It hit Tenchi in the head, knocking him out cold. "Ah, this ain't worth my time. It's something silly anyway." Ryoko jumped in, foaming at the mouth. "Say what!? The fight was getting good and you can just say silly!? Are you really my son!?"
Ryu let go of Ayeka's head and stood up straight. "I realized it's dumb and it wastes energy, Ryoko. Kind of the way you guys chase after Tenchi. If I wanted to fight, I would've picked a fight with an evil villain. I don't fight girls." He said, folding his hands behind his head. "You were holding back!? "Ayeka asked. "Well yeah, because I didn't want to hurt you, princess." "Are you saying I'm weak!?" "No, that's not what I meant. . . really. I meant that I could really hurt people if I fight at my full power." Ryu explained.
"So you're saying I'm weak, is that right?!" Ayeka screeched. "Yo momma has a bald head with a part and sideburns!" " Yo momma's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Ryu snapped back. The princess snorted and turned away, deciding to ignore him. "Hmph! I'll show you who's weak! Come Azaka! Kamadake! We must think of a plan!" "Yes, ma'am!" The floating logs said as they followed her.
Ryu strolled after her, having returned to his normal self. "Now see here!" But unfortunately Mihoshi was underfoot for some reason, and Ryu tripped over her, falling flat faced on the floor. His scrabbled to pick himself up and he accidentally lifted the hem of her kimono up with his head that he saw her panties. Ryu turned beet red, and Ayeka punched him into the highest atmosphere, screaming a bunch of obscenities as she did so.
"So that's her full power. . . wow." Trunks said, impressed. "Are you sure Ryu's not your kid, Tenchi? Maybe you're part sayajin." He completely changed the subject for no reason. Tenchi got mad at him. "For the last time, no!" "Geez, just wondering. Who is the father anyway?" Trunks asked. "Here we go again. Maybe I should explain it this time." Washu butted in, relieving the young Maskai landlord. "Ryu is YOUR kid, Trunks." "Say what!?" Trunks' jaw dropped and kissed the ground. Everyone gasped. No wonder Ryu looked so awfully familiar. . .
Ch.7- Yo Momma!
It looks like Ayeka has some problems to deal with, but everyone else seems to be in complete shock when Ryu reveals something important. What could it be?
Trunks jumped back, sweatdropping. "TWO Ryokos!? Now I really know I've been drinking too much! I'm hallucinating!" He said. But he then got a musing grin on his face. "But I'd have to say, 36 D doesn't seem to be a hallucination to me . . . hmm. " "Tee hee . . . naughty." Mirai Ryoko giggled. Ryoko leapt over to the young man and socked him in the head. "Hey! How come YOU don't compliment on the size of my chest, Trunks!?" She asked.
Trunks winced, but grinned at Ryoko. "I don't know. I haven't had my face pushed into your chest yet." Ryoko set out to pummel the hybrid, but Ayeka's voice interrupted them. "Excuse me! Nobody's paying attention to me and my problems!" She screeched. "Ah, put a sock in it, princess." Ryu said, tired of her attitude. "How dare you speak that way to me! I am the crown princess of Jurai, and I demand that you speak to me in a mannerly way, scruffy!" Ayeka ordered.
"Too bad...I don't take orders from selfish, demanding spoiled brats. And I'm not scruffy!" Ryu snorted. "Besides, I'm not the one with the saggiest breasts in the universe . . . and you need some anti-wrinkle cream." Ayeka turned red at what he said. "HOW DARE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE SAGGY BREASTS! I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE UNIVERSE! TENCHI SAYS SO!" Everyone looked at Tenchi, who was confused. "What? I didn't say anything like that!" Ryoko stopped shaking Trunks to listen to the argument.
"Tell ya what. If you use a Wonder bra, and maybe work all that fat off of your body, I'll try and stop running you over." Ryu smirked. Ayeka got mad, but managed to squeak out a comeback. "Oh yeah? Well you momma has a wooden leg with a kick stand on it." Ryu's eyes snapped open. "Say what!?" He growled. Everyone gasped in awe at Ayeka's comeback.
"That's right! Yo Momma has a wooden leg with branches. Can't think of anything else good, can you scruffy?" Ryu narrowed his gold eyes in anger. "Yeah! I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."" Ayeka got mad, turning red. "Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound!" She yelled.
He got into battle stance, preparing to power up. "Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree!" An aura appeared around Ryu's frame, and it slowly grew as he started to increase his power. Anything not attached to the floor started floating in mid air. "Oh my, that must mean he's not in a good mood, is he?" Mirai Ryoko asked Trunks. ". . . No. I suggest ducking right about now." He said. Ayeka shrilly laughed, putting up her shield.
"Ohohohohoho! I'm not afraid of you! Yo momma's so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection." Ryu crouched down and yelled, powering up more. His aura grew even larger, electricity crackling around his body. "Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind!" He screamed.
Suddenly, a bright light surrounded everyone, and before you know it, there stood the light-blue spiky haired teen standing in the middle of a destroyed living room with aquamarine eyes and really spiky gold locks. "What the!? He's a super saiyajin!?" Trunks gasped. Mirai Ryoko sighed, putting a hand on his shoulder. "Ryu usually does this when he doesn't get his way or something ticks him off." " . . . But! How! When!?" Trunks stuttered in shock.
"Well let's just say that there was this one time he wanted a motorcycle for Christmas, and when he didn't get it, well, there's the result right there." Mirai Ryoko said, sweatdropping. "Now why the hell wouldn't you give an 18-year old a motorcycle? I'd give it to him if he'd let me borrow sometimes." Ryoko snorted. "He was only 8 years old, Ryoko." "Oh, well. . . never mind then." She said. "Come on, princess! Yo momma's so nasty she made speed stick slow down!" Ryu challenged. "Bring it on! Yo momma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!"
Ayeka changed into her battle uniform, and started off the fight with two purple photon blasts. Ryu moved his head to the side as the blasts collided into a wall. Tenchi started freaking out as they nearly hit him. He almost passed out at the damage it put into the house. "Go Ryu! Defend yo momma! Tell her that her momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read!" Ryoko cheered. Ryu held out his hands, and almost like magic, two aqua colored energy balls formed in his palms, and as he closed his hands over it, it turned into what looked like double swords. "Let's see how you fare against a super saiyajin!"
"I don't need to use these, but if I need to prove my point, so be it!" Ryu flew at Ayeka, swinging his swords at her. The princess held out her hand and shot blasts at him, but he avoided them and tried to break through her shield. He did successfully, so Ayeka flipped over him, but Ryu teleported and swung one of his swords at her. Ayeka ducked, punching him into the gut and elbowed Ryu in the back of his head, sending him into the floor in luck. Tenchi gasped in horror as a hole appeared in the wood. "Stop! You'll wreck my house!" Ryu rolled once and jumped kicked Ayeka in the stomach as he flipped onto his feet.
The princess stopped herself a few centimeters before hitting the wall, but the teen tackled her, and they both crashed through the wall much to Tenchi's shock again. There was a big scuffle with limbs, stars, planets, and swirls flying around in the little fighting cloud for a few minutes before it cleared. "Give up, Ayeka! You can't win! Yo momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!" Ryu gritted his teeth as he smacked her head with a hammer that went squeak. He had her in a headlock and was trying to make her pay. "Never!" She said, covering her face as she endured the "pain".
"I'll never give up! That's not my philosophy!" "Yeah, well you better change it soon, because next time I'm gonna lay the Smackdown on you!" Ayeka peeked through her hands as she heard what he said. "What? You're letting me off?" She asked. Ryu shrugged, throwing the hammer away. It hit Tenchi in the head, knocking him out cold. "Ah, this ain't worth my time. It's something silly anyway." Ryoko jumped in, foaming at the mouth. "Say what!? The fight was getting good and you can just say silly!? Are you really my son!?"
Ryu let go of Ayeka's head and stood up straight. "I realized it's dumb and it wastes energy, Ryoko. Kind of the way you guys chase after Tenchi. If I wanted to fight, I would've picked a fight with an evil villain. I don't fight girls." He said, folding his hands behind his head. "You were holding back!? "Ayeka asked. "Well yeah, because I didn't want to hurt you, princess." "Are you saying I'm weak!?" "No, that's not what I meant. . . really. I meant that I could really hurt people if I fight at my full power." Ryu explained.
"So you're saying I'm weak, is that right?!" Ayeka screeched. "Yo momma has a bald head with a part and sideburns!" " Yo momma's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Ryu snapped back. The princess snorted and turned away, deciding to ignore him. "Hmph! I'll show you who's weak! Come Azaka! Kamadake! We must think of a plan!" "Yes, ma'am!" The floating logs said as they followed her.
Ryu strolled after her, having returned to his normal self. "Now see here!" But unfortunately Mihoshi was underfoot for some reason, and Ryu tripped over her, falling flat faced on the floor. His scrabbled to pick himself up and he accidentally lifted the hem of her kimono up with his head that he saw her panties. Ryu turned beet red, and Ayeka punched him into the highest atmosphere, screaming a bunch of obscenities as she did so.
"So that's her full power. . . wow." Trunks said, impressed. "Are you sure Ryu's not your kid, Tenchi? Maybe you're part sayajin." He completely changed the subject for no reason. Tenchi got mad at him. "For the last time, no!" "Geez, just wondering. Who is the father anyway?" Trunks asked. "Here we go again. Maybe I should explain it this time." Washu butted in, relieving the young Maskai landlord. "Ryu is YOUR kid, Trunks." "Say what!?" Trunks' jaw dropped and kissed the ground. Everyone gasped. No wonder Ryu looked so awfully familiar. . .