Tenchi Muyo! Son of Ryoko
Ch.8- No Need For a Son!
Trunks is shocked to hear the fact that Ryu is his son. But how is that possible? Washu has all the answers, and everyone is eager to hear them. In the meantime, Ryoko takes the time to find Ryu and sort of have a mother- son talk.
"No way. That is not possible..." Trunks shook his head, backing up against a wall that wasn't ruined by the fighting earlier. "All of it's true." Washu said. "I dragged Ryu into my lab and retracted some of his "DNA." And I must say, I was surprised at what I found." Tenchi eyed her weirdly. "Oh hell no you did not!" Ryoko jumped up from her place on the couch and fumed at the short scientist. "Did I ever tell you he's the same size as Tenchi?" Washu asked.
"You said that a month ago!" Ryoko yelled. "Oh yes, and I remember it very well. Did you know his hair's blue? And it's soft too." The pink-haired girl grinned like a deranged hentai on crack. "Gah! I did not need to hear that!" Kiyone said, plugging her ears and trying to hum happy thoughts. Ayeka gasped, and covered Sasami's ears. "Think of the children, Miss Washu!" She said. "I'm not a child, Ayeka." Sasami said, holding Mr. Fluffles and Ryo-ohki in her arms. "Ryu let me feel it when he let me scrub his head when he was bathing." She said, completely unaware of what Washu had said except for soft blue hair. Sasami meant head hair, but everyone else thought otherwise because well, they had perverted minds.
"Sasami! How could you!? You're a...a girl and...he's a guy! Why would you do such a thing like that!?" Ayeka wailed. "I wanted to, Ayeka. Wouldn't you scrub Tenchi's head if he asked you to?" Sasami asked. Ayeka turned red. "Uh...oh is that what you mean? Heh heh...just ignore me..." She turned and ran away, blushing. Washu shook her head in laughter. "What was that all about?" Sasami asked. "Uh...let's just say that Ayeka was concerned because uh...she thought you were feeling his you-know-what." "Wiener?" She asked. "Agh! Stop it before I shoot you all!" Kiyone said, squeezing her eyes shut.
Trunks still was shaking his head. Washu whacked him with her genius hammer and growled at him. "Listen! Ryu is your kid, got that? You and Ryoko get married in an alternate universe and have a kid! If you don't believe me, then come check it out in my lab!" Trunks still didn't believe her. "Ah, screw it, if you don't want to hear, that's your choice." She went off, mumbling curses under her breath at the fact nobody wanted to hear her geniusness.
Meanwhile, Ryu had just fallen into the lake outside the Masaki house. "Ah, there you are, Ryu. I was wondering when you'd get back." Ryoko grinned, helping him out of the water. "Remind me to never look up Ayeka's skirt again." Ryu spit out water whiningly. "Ah, it was an accident. No big deal at all, son." She said. They sat on the ground, with Ryu drying himself off. "Anyway, so explain to me. Why are you here?" Ryoko asked. Ryu looked at her. "Well, I just wanted to know what it was like back when father was young, mother." "Well, if my other self is here, then where's Mirai Trunks?" "...Um...he disappeared a long time ago, when I was eight." "Is that the time when you asked for a motorcycle?" She asked.
"...Uh, yeah." Ryu said sheepishly. "Has anyone found him yet?" "Washu has a thingy on father, but it's only a matter of time." Ryoko studied her son and noticed how much they looked and were alike. "You know what? We're so alike, we could be twins." She pointed out. "Yeah, well, how about we try that? It'll be weird, yet fun at the same time." Ryu grinned. "Okay, sure."
Mother and son got up and went to the house. "You know, that was a completely pointless talk we had." Ryu commented. "Hell yeah, it was. Now get inside before you catch cold, Ryu." Ryoko pushed him inside and closed the door. Ayeka, who had been running earlier, smacked right into Ryu. The teen found himself on the ground with Ayeka on top of him. "Agh! Get off! I want to save my virginity when I get married!" He cried, trying to scoot out from under her.
"What are you talking about!? How dare you!" Ayeka fumed, getting off him but taking her sweet time. Ryoko booted Ayeka off her son, and yelled at her for a couple of minutes before taking Ryu with her. "I don't need a son!" Trunks wailed, running away up the stairs. Washu ran after him, brandishing what looked to be a some kind of needle, but very blunt. "Hold still! I need your sperm to conduct an experiment!" She called after him. "Oh my, I almost forgot how crazy it can be here." Mirai Ryoko said, running after them for fun. "Oh Mother!" Ryu sighed, shaking his head.
I'd like to thank everyone who has so far enjoyed my story! I've rewritten ch.7 to satisfy people, and I hope it's to your liking! If not, I tried my best, okay? If anyone has an idea what Ryu should get into trouble for, whether bothering Ayeka or such, please review! And I think the story is becoming rated R by the way the whole plot is going...gee. ^.^
Ch.8- No Need For a Son!
Trunks is shocked to hear the fact that Ryu is his son. But how is that possible? Washu has all the answers, and everyone is eager to hear them. In the meantime, Ryoko takes the time to find Ryu and sort of have a mother- son talk.
"No way. That is not possible..." Trunks shook his head, backing up against a wall that wasn't ruined by the fighting earlier. "All of it's true." Washu said. "I dragged Ryu into my lab and retracted some of his "DNA." And I must say, I was surprised at what I found." Tenchi eyed her weirdly. "Oh hell no you did not!" Ryoko jumped up from her place on the couch and fumed at the short scientist. "Did I ever tell you he's the same size as Tenchi?" Washu asked.
"You said that a month ago!" Ryoko yelled. "Oh yes, and I remember it very well. Did you know his hair's blue? And it's soft too." The pink-haired girl grinned like a deranged hentai on crack. "Gah! I did not need to hear that!" Kiyone said, plugging her ears and trying to hum happy thoughts. Ayeka gasped, and covered Sasami's ears. "Think of the children, Miss Washu!" She said. "I'm not a child, Ayeka." Sasami said, holding Mr. Fluffles and Ryo-ohki in her arms. "Ryu let me feel it when he let me scrub his head when he was bathing." She said, completely unaware of what Washu had said except for soft blue hair. Sasami meant head hair, but everyone else thought otherwise because well, they had perverted minds.
"Sasami! How could you!? You're a...a girl and...he's a guy! Why would you do such a thing like that!?" Ayeka wailed. "I wanted to, Ayeka. Wouldn't you scrub Tenchi's head if he asked you to?" Sasami asked. Ayeka turned red. "Uh...oh is that what you mean? Heh heh...just ignore me..." She turned and ran away, blushing. Washu shook her head in laughter. "What was that all about?" Sasami asked. "Uh...let's just say that Ayeka was concerned because uh...she thought you were feeling his you-know-what." "Wiener?" She asked. "Agh! Stop it before I shoot you all!" Kiyone said, squeezing her eyes shut.
Trunks still was shaking his head. Washu whacked him with her genius hammer and growled at him. "Listen! Ryu is your kid, got that? You and Ryoko get married in an alternate universe and have a kid! If you don't believe me, then come check it out in my lab!" Trunks still didn't believe her. "Ah, screw it, if you don't want to hear, that's your choice." She went off, mumbling curses under her breath at the fact nobody wanted to hear her geniusness.
Meanwhile, Ryu had just fallen into the lake outside the Masaki house. "Ah, there you are, Ryu. I was wondering when you'd get back." Ryoko grinned, helping him out of the water. "Remind me to never look up Ayeka's skirt again." Ryu spit out water whiningly. "Ah, it was an accident. No big deal at all, son." She said. They sat on the ground, with Ryu drying himself off. "Anyway, so explain to me. Why are you here?" Ryoko asked. Ryu looked at her. "Well, I just wanted to know what it was like back when father was young, mother." "Well, if my other self is here, then where's Mirai Trunks?" "...Um...he disappeared a long time ago, when I was eight." "Is that the time when you asked for a motorcycle?" She asked.
"...Uh, yeah." Ryu said sheepishly. "Has anyone found him yet?" "Washu has a thingy on father, but it's only a matter of time." Ryoko studied her son and noticed how much they looked and were alike. "You know what? We're so alike, we could be twins." She pointed out. "Yeah, well, how about we try that? It'll be weird, yet fun at the same time." Ryu grinned. "Okay, sure."
Mother and son got up and went to the house. "You know, that was a completely pointless talk we had." Ryu commented. "Hell yeah, it was. Now get inside before you catch cold, Ryu." Ryoko pushed him inside and closed the door. Ayeka, who had been running earlier, smacked right into Ryu. The teen found himself on the ground with Ayeka on top of him. "Agh! Get off! I want to save my virginity when I get married!" He cried, trying to scoot out from under her.
"What are you talking about!? How dare you!" Ayeka fumed, getting off him but taking her sweet time. Ryoko booted Ayeka off her son, and yelled at her for a couple of minutes before taking Ryu with her. "I don't need a son!" Trunks wailed, running away up the stairs. Washu ran after him, brandishing what looked to be a some kind of needle, but very blunt. "Hold still! I need your sperm to conduct an experiment!" She called after him. "Oh my, I almost forgot how crazy it can be here." Mirai Ryoko said, running after them for fun. "Oh Mother!" Ryu sighed, shaking his head.
I'd like to thank everyone who has so far enjoyed my story! I've rewritten ch.7 to satisfy people, and I hope it's to your liking! If not, I tried my best, okay? If anyone has an idea what Ryu should get into trouble for, whether bothering Ayeka or such, please review! And I think the story is becoming rated R by the way the whole plot is going...gee. ^.^