Tenchi Muyo! Son of Ryoko
Ch.11- The Time/Space Continuum Adventure Pt.2
What kind of other worlds will our groups fall into as they go through time and space? Will Trunks stop thinking about Ryoko's melons? And how much can
poor Tenchi take anyhow as they next find themselves going to school?
It was early morning, and a purple-haired lad and lass were walking down the street. "I'm sooo tired, Ayeka." Trunks said, yawning and stretching his arms out. "Well dear brother, if you don't spend so much time looking at your Penthouse magazines and get to bed on time, you wouldn't be like this." Ayeka said. "I...I don't like Penthouse!" Trunks sweatdropped, defending himself. "Uh huh." Just then, a couple of their classmates waved to them as they passed by. "Hi, Ayeka! Hi Trunks!" They said.
"Good morning!" They greeted back. Suddenly, they heard a noise beside them, and they saw Ryoko and Ryu running up to them. "Here we go again." Ayeka muttered. "Hey y'all!" Ryu greeted. "Good morning, Ryu. Had a good night's sleep?" She asked. "Yep! Thanks for asking." Ryoko suddenly pushed Ryu out of the way. "Hey Ayeka! Did you get your homework done? I need to copy off of you!" She said. Ayeka turned her head. "Too bad. If you don't do your work, it's your own fault!" She sniffed. "What!? Oh come on, pretty please!?" Ryoko begged. Ayeka glared at her, wondering how on earth Ryu could get stuck with Ryoko as his twin sister. The gods must've been harsh on him.
"No! And that's that!" Tenchi then suddenly came along. "Hello, everyone!" "Oh hi!" Ayeka and Ryoko said, getting sparkly eyes. "What up, dawg!?" Trunks and Ryu greeted him, exchanging high fives with each other. "Oh nothing much. Ready for yet another boring school day?" "Yeah." The six friends then started walking to school. Ryoko tried her best to rub herself against Tenchi, but Ayeka immediately booted her off him and tried to hold his arm herself. This ended with a catfight and an injured Tenchi and beaten up siblings when they tried to stop them.
"Ooh! I can't stand you Ryoko!" Ayeka fumed, stomping off with a sweatdropping Trunks in tow as they headed towards the entrance of Orange Star High School. "Ayeka, really! Ryoko didn't mean it when she wedgied you! Honestly!" Trunks protested. "Oh YEAH!? Well since you defend that awful girl so much why don't you marry her or something!?" Ayeka yelled. "...Hmm...I can see the possibilities...I could lose my virginity before prom." Trunks pretended to think. "That's not what I meant you perv!" The purple- haired girl said, smacking him on the head as they entered the school.
Meanwhile, Tenchi was having his own problems in his classes a few periods later. Ryoko was trying to rub herself against him without distracting the rest of the class as they gave their report in class. Mihoshi tried hard not to fall asleep at her teacher's desk as she listened. "...In conclusion, that is why I deserve Tenchi's undivided attention!" The class looked at each other before clapping reluctantly. Ryu wasn't paying attention, as he was busy in his own little world. "Hee hee hee...man, I'm wasthed." He said, drinking his sake behind his books. His cheeks were bright red, and looked like he was going to pass out drunk. "...Teacher! Ryu's drinking in class!" Someone said, raising his or her hand.
Mihoshi woke up and yawned. "What?" Ryu gave the tattletale an evil look and mouthed to them that he was going to beat them into the ground after school. The student paled and gulped, facing straight ahead. "Ryu, you know you're not supposed to be drinking in class." Mihoshi said as she stopped by the light-blue haired teenager's desk. "That's right." The student said. "...If you wanted to drink, you should wait until lunch time." The whole class face-faulted onto the ground except for Tenchi and Ryoko. He was too busy trying to get Ryoko off him. "...Sure I will, but I felt like drinking now. Here, have shome Mish Mihoshi." Ryu grinned drunkenly, pouring her some.
"Oh, thank you!" The blonde proceeded to drink up the sake, but Ayeka suddenly barged into the classroom with Trunks. "I'm sorry my brother and I are late, Miss Mihoshi, but...WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, RYU!?" Ayeka screamed, dropping Trunks and pointing at him. "Me? Oh, I'm having a party, Ayeka. Join ush, why don't you?" Ryu asked. "That's absolutely against the rules! And as class President, I order you to stop drinking!" The purple- haired girl yelled. "Aw, you can't tell me what to do you old hag." Ryoko burst out laughing, still hanging onto Tenchi. "How dare you! Why are you all against me!?" Ayeka asked. "...You never let ush have any fun. That'sh why." Ryu answered.
"Oh yeah!? Well wait until I tell your mother what you've been up to!" She yelled. "...You wouldn't dare!" Ayeka gave Ryu a look. "...Fine...exchuse me..." The light-blue haired boy walked into the hallway and closed the door. He walked away from the classroom far enough. He then turned SSJ and soon all his drunkenness was gone. He sourly walked back into the classroom with his hair still gold and spiky. "Dude! Nice hair." One of students commented. "Thanks." Ryu said. Ayeka smirked at him as everyone sat in their desks. "Oh, you just wait..." He muttered under his breath.
The next period, the group had gym class. "Aw man! I forgot my gym uniform!" Trunks groaned, smacking his head against the lockers. "...You can borrow some of mine, Briefs." The burly gym teacher said, tossing him a pair of really large gym clothes. "Er...thanks." Outside, Ryu was faintly smirking as he watched Trunks come out with the gym teacher's clothes. The now sober teenager wore his own gym clothes with his arms folded as he leaned against the fence. Trunks had a really sour look on his face as he stood next to Ryu. "...Stupid...too big..." He grumbled, scratching his arms.
In the meantime, Ayeka and Ryoko were playing volleyball, each on the other team. "Take this! Ha!" Ryoko spiked the ball, which smacked Ayeka in the face. "RYOKO! HOW DARE YOU!!" She growled, walking under the net and glaring at her. "Now now, ladies. There's no need for fighting." The teacher said, separating them. "It's just a game you know." "...Hmph!" Ayeka went back to the front line and waited, growling at Ryoko at the same time. "I'll show her!" The cyan-haired girl smirked and served the ball. "Here goes the winning spike you losers!"
Meanwhile, Trunks started scratching his arms with a little more force. "Will you stop scratching already?" Ryu said. "I can't...I'm really itchy for some reason." "...Maybe because the gym teacher doesn't wash the clothes?" Ryu said dully. "Eh? What do you mean?" Trunks demanded. "Look." Ryu said, nodding in the teacher's direction. Trunks' face turned blue as he watched the gym teacher scratch himself down below. "Oh Kami, he's scratching himself." He wailed. "See? Unlike you I actually bring my own gym clothes." Ryu said.
Trunks' fists shook in horror before he whirled around. "Give me your gym suit then!" He said, trying to take it off him. "What!? No way, man!" Ryu struggled to get out of Trunks' grip. Someone watched them, a smile slowly forming on the person's face. "I think those four kids need to get along. What do you think, Ryo-ohki?" She asked. "Well, okay. Just make sure you don't reveal yourself!" Ryo-ohki said.
As a classmate threw a baseball, Tenchi made a home run, but it ran out of bounds instead. "I'll get it!" Tenchi called. He jogged over to some bushes by the baseball field. He looked around a bit, and saw the baseball, and what seemed to look like another one, only slightly pink. "Huh?" he picked it up, only to find a strange looking animal hanging from it with swirls in its eyes. "Myaa..." It said dizzily. "Ah!" Tenchi dropped the creature in shock. A girl came out of the bushes. "Oh! Did I scare you?" Sasami asked, smiling as she walked out of the bushes. "Oh...uh...I didn't mean to knock out your pet there miss...?" "My name is Sasami." She said, holding her hand out.
"Oh, well my name is Tenchi." Sasami picked up the unconscious cat-like thing. "And this is Ryo-ohki. Cute, isn't she?" Tenchi smiled embarrassingly. "Um, I can fix up her bump if you want me to." He took out a handkerchief and tied it around the cabbit's wound. She meowed in thanks and rubbed herself against his cheeks. "Hey Tenchi! Where are you!?" Someone else called out. "Don't tell me you got lost in the bushes!" "I'm coming!" he called out. Before he left he gave a grin and patted her head. "It was nice to meet you Sasami." She blushed, and smiled back.
"...He's a really nice guy." Ryo-ohki said. Sasami looked at her. "Ryo-ohki, shh. We're not in the magic kingdom now, so you can't let anyone know you talk." "Sorry Sasami. So...what are we going to do about those four people over there arguing?" She asked, pointing at Ryu, Trunks, Ayeka, and Ryoko screaming at each other. "I'd say that this looks like a job for me!" Sasami said, taking out a small pen. "Pretty Sammy, transform!" She transformed very much like Sailor Moon in almost every way. Except that instead of meatballs on her head, she had red odangos coming from her pigtails.
She held up a victory sign. "I'm Magical Girl...Pretty Sammy!" She said. In the meantime, Ryu, Ayeka, Ryoko, and Trunks were yelling at each other about stupid things that only idiots like them would bring up. "Oh yeah!? Well you can just take that pole and shove it up your ass! Maybe you can get laid that way!" Ryu yelled at Trunks. "Not unless I do it first!" he yelled back. "...At least I have some Ryoko!" Ayeka screamed. "You!? HA! Tenchi likes women with large breasts!" Ryoko sneered. "...What kind of stupidity are they arguing about now!?" A woman wearing a business suit came stomping up.
"...I don't really know exactly, Principal Kiyone. But whatever it is it's giving me a headache." Mihoshi said, coming up behind her. "...WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP PLEASE!?" Kiyone yelled. The two guys and two girls looked at her a bit, but then started arguing again. Kiyone let out a frustrated sigh. "ARGH! The things I have to put up with everyday! First they all start arguing, and then in some weird way they all make up and are friends again! And then they start all over!" "...You don't have to worry about that, ma'am!" A voice called out.
"Huh?" Everyone looked around. "...Hey, who's that?" Someone asked, pointing out a figure on top of the school roof. A girl stood there, holding a wand in her hands. "Whoever she is, she's got bad fashion." Ayeka said. "Hey, at least she's better than you." Ryoko said. "What did you say!?" She screamed once again. "I am Pretty Sammy! I love things that are good and kind and get along well! I think that you four need a little brushing up on sharing your feelings!" "Huh?" Trunks asked. Pretty Sammy held up her wand and chanted some words. It turned into a bow and arrow. "Be friends, you four!" She then shot the arrow through all four of them.
Everyone looked in awe as Trunks, Ryu, Ayeka, and Ryoko suddenly started blushing at each other. "Um...what's this feeling I have inside of me?" Ayeka asked. "...It means that you want to be my friend, Ayeka. And I too, always wanted to be your friend...but I was too shy to tell you." Ryoko said. "Oh, Ryoko! I didn't know." Ayeka said, blushing. "Oh Ayeka..." Ryoko said, putting her arms around her to hug. "Ryoko..." "Ayeka..." "Ryoko..." Ryu watched this with tear-filled eyes before turning to Trunks. "...Trunks...I...I'm sorry..." "No...it's my fault, Ryu...it's my big mouth." Trunks said. "...No, actually, it's mine." Ryu said. "Oh...Ryu...you don't have to..." "No...I insist." "Oh Ryu..." "Trunks..."
Pretty Sammy watched all this with a smile on her face. "It's so nice when people get along." "...What's wrong with them Kiyone?" Mihoshi asked with swirls in her eyes. "...I don't know Mihoshi..." Kiyone added, with swirls in her eyes also. "Will someone please tell me what's going on!?" Tenchi screamed in horror. Ayeka and Ryoko looked at each other with passion in their eyes before they leaned in. So did Ryu and Trunks. "Well, that's finished!" Washu said, pressing a button on the machine in the regular dimension. "Cancel!"
Ch.11- The Time/Space Continuum Adventure Pt.2
What kind of other worlds will our groups fall into as they go through time and space? Will Trunks stop thinking about Ryoko's melons? And how much can
poor Tenchi take anyhow as they next find themselves going to school?
It was early morning, and a purple-haired lad and lass were walking down the street. "I'm sooo tired, Ayeka." Trunks said, yawning and stretching his arms out. "Well dear brother, if you don't spend so much time looking at your Penthouse magazines and get to bed on time, you wouldn't be like this." Ayeka said. "I...I don't like Penthouse!" Trunks sweatdropped, defending himself. "Uh huh." Just then, a couple of their classmates waved to them as they passed by. "Hi, Ayeka! Hi Trunks!" They said.
"Good morning!" They greeted back. Suddenly, they heard a noise beside them, and they saw Ryoko and Ryu running up to them. "Here we go again." Ayeka muttered. "Hey y'all!" Ryu greeted. "Good morning, Ryu. Had a good night's sleep?" She asked. "Yep! Thanks for asking." Ryoko suddenly pushed Ryu out of the way. "Hey Ayeka! Did you get your homework done? I need to copy off of you!" She said. Ayeka turned her head. "Too bad. If you don't do your work, it's your own fault!" She sniffed. "What!? Oh come on, pretty please!?" Ryoko begged. Ayeka glared at her, wondering how on earth Ryu could get stuck with Ryoko as his twin sister. The gods must've been harsh on him.
"No! And that's that!" Tenchi then suddenly came along. "Hello, everyone!" "Oh hi!" Ayeka and Ryoko said, getting sparkly eyes. "What up, dawg!?" Trunks and Ryu greeted him, exchanging high fives with each other. "Oh nothing much. Ready for yet another boring school day?" "Yeah." The six friends then started walking to school. Ryoko tried her best to rub herself against Tenchi, but Ayeka immediately booted her off him and tried to hold his arm herself. This ended with a catfight and an injured Tenchi and beaten up siblings when they tried to stop them.
"Ooh! I can't stand you Ryoko!" Ayeka fumed, stomping off with a sweatdropping Trunks in tow as they headed towards the entrance of Orange Star High School. "Ayeka, really! Ryoko didn't mean it when she wedgied you! Honestly!" Trunks protested. "Oh YEAH!? Well since you defend that awful girl so much why don't you marry her or something!?" Ayeka yelled. "...Hmm...I can see the possibilities...I could lose my virginity before prom." Trunks pretended to think. "That's not what I meant you perv!" The purple- haired girl said, smacking him on the head as they entered the school.
Meanwhile, Tenchi was having his own problems in his classes a few periods later. Ryoko was trying to rub herself against him without distracting the rest of the class as they gave their report in class. Mihoshi tried hard not to fall asleep at her teacher's desk as she listened. "...In conclusion, that is why I deserve Tenchi's undivided attention!" The class looked at each other before clapping reluctantly. Ryu wasn't paying attention, as he was busy in his own little world. "Hee hee hee...man, I'm wasthed." He said, drinking his sake behind his books. His cheeks were bright red, and looked like he was going to pass out drunk. "...Teacher! Ryu's drinking in class!" Someone said, raising his or her hand.
Mihoshi woke up and yawned. "What?" Ryu gave the tattletale an evil look and mouthed to them that he was going to beat them into the ground after school. The student paled and gulped, facing straight ahead. "Ryu, you know you're not supposed to be drinking in class." Mihoshi said as she stopped by the light-blue haired teenager's desk. "That's right." The student said. "...If you wanted to drink, you should wait until lunch time." The whole class face-faulted onto the ground except for Tenchi and Ryoko. He was too busy trying to get Ryoko off him. "...Sure I will, but I felt like drinking now. Here, have shome Mish Mihoshi." Ryu grinned drunkenly, pouring her some.
"Oh, thank you!" The blonde proceeded to drink up the sake, but Ayeka suddenly barged into the classroom with Trunks. "I'm sorry my brother and I are late, Miss Mihoshi, but...WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, RYU!?" Ayeka screamed, dropping Trunks and pointing at him. "Me? Oh, I'm having a party, Ayeka. Join ush, why don't you?" Ryu asked. "That's absolutely against the rules! And as class President, I order you to stop drinking!" The purple- haired girl yelled. "Aw, you can't tell me what to do you old hag." Ryoko burst out laughing, still hanging onto Tenchi. "How dare you! Why are you all against me!?" Ayeka asked. "...You never let ush have any fun. That'sh why." Ryu answered.
"Oh yeah!? Well wait until I tell your mother what you've been up to!" She yelled. "...You wouldn't dare!" Ayeka gave Ryu a look. "...Fine...exchuse me..." The light-blue haired boy walked into the hallway and closed the door. He walked away from the classroom far enough. He then turned SSJ and soon all his drunkenness was gone. He sourly walked back into the classroom with his hair still gold and spiky. "Dude! Nice hair." One of students commented. "Thanks." Ryu said. Ayeka smirked at him as everyone sat in their desks. "Oh, you just wait..." He muttered under his breath.
The next period, the group had gym class. "Aw man! I forgot my gym uniform!" Trunks groaned, smacking his head against the lockers. "...You can borrow some of mine, Briefs." The burly gym teacher said, tossing him a pair of really large gym clothes. "Er...thanks." Outside, Ryu was faintly smirking as he watched Trunks come out with the gym teacher's clothes. The now sober teenager wore his own gym clothes with his arms folded as he leaned against the fence. Trunks had a really sour look on his face as he stood next to Ryu. "...Stupid...too big..." He grumbled, scratching his arms.
In the meantime, Ayeka and Ryoko were playing volleyball, each on the other team. "Take this! Ha!" Ryoko spiked the ball, which smacked Ayeka in the face. "RYOKO! HOW DARE YOU!!" She growled, walking under the net and glaring at her. "Now now, ladies. There's no need for fighting." The teacher said, separating them. "It's just a game you know." "...Hmph!" Ayeka went back to the front line and waited, growling at Ryoko at the same time. "I'll show her!" The cyan-haired girl smirked and served the ball. "Here goes the winning spike you losers!"
Meanwhile, Trunks started scratching his arms with a little more force. "Will you stop scratching already?" Ryu said. "I can't...I'm really itchy for some reason." "...Maybe because the gym teacher doesn't wash the clothes?" Ryu said dully. "Eh? What do you mean?" Trunks demanded. "Look." Ryu said, nodding in the teacher's direction. Trunks' face turned blue as he watched the gym teacher scratch himself down below. "Oh Kami, he's scratching himself." He wailed. "See? Unlike you I actually bring my own gym clothes." Ryu said.
Trunks' fists shook in horror before he whirled around. "Give me your gym suit then!" He said, trying to take it off him. "What!? No way, man!" Ryu struggled to get out of Trunks' grip. Someone watched them, a smile slowly forming on the person's face. "I think those four kids need to get along. What do you think, Ryo-ohki?" She asked. "Well, okay. Just make sure you don't reveal yourself!" Ryo-ohki said.
As a classmate threw a baseball, Tenchi made a home run, but it ran out of bounds instead. "I'll get it!" Tenchi called. He jogged over to some bushes by the baseball field. He looked around a bit, and saw the baseball, and what seemed to look like another one, only slightly pink. "Huh?" he picked it up, only to find a strange looking animal hanging from it with swirls in its eyes. "Myaa..." It said dizzily. "Ah!" Tenchi dropped the creature in shock. A girl came out of the bushes. "Oh! Did I scare you?" Sasami asked, smiling as she walked out of the bushes. "Oh...uh...I didn't mean to knock out your pet there miss...?" "My name is Sasami." She said, holding her hand out.
"Oh, well my name is Tenchi." Sasami picked up the unconscious cat-like thing. "And this is Ryo-ohki. Cute, isn't she?" Tenchi smiled embarrassingly. "Um, I can fix up her bump if you want me to." He took out a handkerchief and tied it around the cabbit's wound. She meowed in thanks and rubbed herself against his cheeks. "Hey Tenchi! Where are you!?" Someone else called out. "Don't tell me you got lost in the bushes!" "I'm coming!" he called out. Before he left he gave a grin and patted her head. "It was nice to meet you Sasami." She blushed, and smiled back.
"...He's a really nice guy." Ryo-ohki said. Sasami looked at her. "Ryo-ohki, shh. We're not in the magic kingdom now, so you can't let anyone know you talk." "Sorry Sasami. So...what are we going to do about those four people over there arguing?" She asked, pointing at Ryu, Trunks, Ayeka, and Ryoko screaming at each other. "I'd say that this looks like a job for me!" Sasami said, taking out a small pen. "Pretty Sammy, transform!" She transformed very much like Sailor Moon in almost every way. Except that instead of meatballs on her head, she had red odangos coming from her pigtails.
She held up a victory sign. "I'm Magical Girl...Pretty Sammy!" She said. In the meantime, Ryu, Ayeka, Ryoko, and Trunks were yelling at each other about stupid things that only idiots like them would bring up. "Oh yeah!? Well you can just take that pole and shove it up your ass! Maybe you can get laid that way!" Ryu yelled at Trunks. "Not unless I do it first!" he yelled back. "...At least I have some Ryoko!" Ayeka screamed. "You!? HA! Tenchi likes women with large breasts!" Ryoko sneered. "...What kind of stupidity are they arguing about now!?" A woman wearing a business suit came stomping up.
"...I don't really know exactly, Principal Kiyone. But whatever it is it's giving me a headache." Mihoshi said, coming up behind her. "...WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP PLEASE!?" Kiyone yelled. The two guys and two girls looked at her a bit, but then started arguing again. Kiyone let out a frustrated sigh. "ARGH! The things I have to put up with everyday! First they all start arguing, and then in some weird way they all make up and are friends again! And then they start all over!" "...You don't have to worry about that, ma'am!" A voice called out.
"Huh?" Everyone looked around. "...Hey, who's that?" Someone asked, pointing out a figure on top of the school roof. A girl stood there, holding a wand in her hands. "Whoever she is, she's got bad fashion." Ayeka said. "Hey, at least she's better than you." Ryoko said. "What did you say!?" She screamed once again. "I am Pretty Sammy! I love things that are good and kind and get along well! I think that you four need a little brushing up on sharing your feelings!" "Huh?" Trunks asked. Pretty Sammy held up her wand and chanted some words. It turned into a bow and arrow. "Be friends, you four!" She then shot the arrow through all four of them.
Everyone looked in awe as Trunks, Ryu, Ayeka, and Ryoko suddenly started blushing at each other. "Um...what's this feeling I have inside of me?" Ayeka asked. "...It means that you want to be my friend, Ayeka. And I too, always wanted to be your friend...but I was too shy to tell you." Ryoko said. "Oh, Ryoko! I didn't know." Ayeka said, blushing. "Oh Ayeka..." Ryoko said, putting her arms around her to hug. "Ryoko..." "Ayeka..." "Ryoko..." Ryu watched this with tear-filled eyes before turning to Trunks. "...Trunks...I...I'm sorry..." "No...it's my fault, Ryu...it's my big mouth." Trunks said. "...No, actually, it's mine." Ryu said. "Oh...Ryu...you don't have to..." "No...I insist." "Oh Ryu..." "Trunks..."
Pretty Sammy watched all this with a smile on her face. "It's so nice when people get along." "...What's wrong with them Kiyone?" Mihoshi asked with swirls in her eyes. "...I don't know Mihoshi..." Kiyone added, with swirls in her eyes also. "Will someone please tell me what's going on!?" Tenchi screamed in horror. Ayeka and Ryoko looked at each other with passion in their eyes before they leaned in. So did Ryu and Trunks. "Well, that's finished!" Washu said, pressing a button on the machine in the regular dimension. "Cancel!"