Tenchi Muyo! Son of Ryoko
Ch.13-Ryu Gets Kidnapped
After their little adventure in the time /space continuum, Dr. Clay gets revenge on Washu by escaping GP headquarters and kidnapping Ryu. But it's not your average kidnap for revenge. Especially if your prisoner keeps talking and talking and talking…
"What? But I'm too lazy…" Ryu whined as he flopped down on the couch in the living room. "Ryu, the party's not just right without vodka, or sake." Ryoko said, lifting up the couch and dumping the teenager onto the floor. "Why can't you get it yourself, mother? You've got two feet too." Ryu snorted, brushing himself off. "Because I'm lazy…I mean, doing something else." Ryoko grinned toothily at her son as she phased off somewhere. Perhaps she was aiming for the bathroom, because Ryu heard Tenchi's screams from there. "My! Look how large you are Tenchi!" Her voice said. She then pretended to put on a perfect rendition of Tenchi's voice.
"Why, the better to screw you with, my dear." Ryu's eyes grew flat as he watched this all from the air. "…PERVERT!!!!" Ayeka screamed, kicking open the bathroom doors with a battering ram. "GET AWAY FROM TENCHI, YOU HO!!!" The teen's eyes widened when a naked Tenchi came flying over the balcony. "COME BACK AND MAKE LOVE TO ME TENCHI!!!" Ryoko screamed as she fought with Ayeka to fly after Tenchi. Ryu then heard a vase shattering against the door behind him. "SHUT UP YOU THREE!!!" Trunks yelled from inside the bedroom. "I'M TRYING TO LEARN!!" Mirai Ryoko giggled from the door, making Ryu sick to the stomach as he tried hard not to imagine what was going behind the doors. "…GAH!!! I CAN'T STAND EVERYONE'S PERVERTEDNESS TODAY!!!!" Ryu freaked out, finally flying down the stairs and out the door.
He looked around, and saw his groundhog snuffling around in the dirt. "Hey Mr. Fluffles, I need to go get alcohol for my drunk mom. Want to come with me?" He asked. Mr. Fluffles just chirped at him and jumped into his arms. Ryu grinned, and took off for the nearest town/city/village/whatever. In the nearest town/city/village/whatever, Ryu walked around looking for the best place to buy liquor for a tipsy parental unit. Finally, he stopped at a wine store and entered inside. "Good day sir. How may I help you?" The clerk asked. "Can I have two bottles of your best wine, plus a jug full of sake?" Ryu asked. "Yes you may." As the clerk started filling up the order, he looked down at the teen's feet. "Interesting pet. A 6 eyed groundhog, I'm guessing?"
"How'd you know?" The light-blue haired young man asked. "I collect a lot of unique pets whenever I'm traveling." The clerks smiled, giving him the goods. "That'll be 3000 yen." When Ryu came out of the store, he saw some chicks hanging out by the water fountain across the street. "Look Mr. Fluffles…those are what we call hoes. They dress weird, smoke, and sleep with other men for money. Remember to stay away from them." Mr. Fluffles responded by growling at the scanty women and opening his mouth, creating a vacuum-like suction. "No! Don't do that! You're not in Suikoden 2 where you eat people and spit them out and they recover miraculously!" Ryu said. Mr. Fluffles growled softly at the women again and followed his owner towards the chocolate store. He never got to the door.
In the meantime, things in the household just got crazier. Trunks was chasing after Ayeka and Ryoko with an axe, shouting something about ruining a good screw, while Tenchi was trying to get his dignity back by eating hot peppers and trying to forget what just happened a few moments earlier. Suddenly, Kiyone came through the door with a letter in her hand and Mihoshi right behind her. "Bad news everyone! Dr.Clay is out for revenge!" Washu then burst through the lab door, smacking Tenchi into the wall. "What!? Clay's free!? But how!?" She demanded. "Clay put some bait out to distract the guards and whatever else is out there... It looks like he's been planning this since he got into jail." Kiyone explained. "And look at this…" She held up the lacy light-blue thong for everyone to see. "WHAT!? My baby's been kidnapped by that bastard!?" Mirai Ryoko growled.
"Apparently. He told me he never goes out without his lucky thong to keep him company." Kiyone said. Mirai Ryoko snatched the thong out of her hands and wailed uncontrollably as she started snogging the lingerie. "What does Ryu have to do with Clay!? He wasn't even born during that time!" "Well the most logical thing to do is rescue our son." Trunks said after he thwacked Ayeka and Ryoko in the head with the axe. "…You're actually claiming Ryu as your son now!?" Mirai Ryoko demanded, pointing a finger at him. Trunks shrugged. "Hey, someone's gotta be the heir to the throne after me." He said. "Then it's settled! We'll go and rescue Ryu or bust!" Washu interrupted before a nasty name calling battle could stem out between them.
Meanwhile, in a big 'o ship shaped like a woman in space once again … "Hey what's cracking Dr. Clay? Chillin? Doing some lame-o science?" Ryu asked from the plastic tube he sat in naked. Except that his waist on down was covered in blue liquid. "…Shut up, I hate you and I want you dead." Clay growled. "Hey, that's fine with me, except I wasn't even born when my mom and her friends kicked your ass last time!" Ryu laughed at him. "Besides, why am I in a freaking tube?! I thought you were dead! What did you do, climb outta hell?" "No. I escaped the Galaxy Police Headquarters prison and came back to this ship I so carefully stowed away as part of my evil plans." Clay sneered. "…That means I must have some space ship stored somewhere in the universe…cool." Ryu said. "NO FOOLISH BOY! BAH! You don't know anything!" Clay started getting annoyed by the teen very easily. "Fine then…you know since you're so smart, can you determine whether my hi-po-thee-sis is correct? Ryu asked. "It's hypothesis!" Clay yelled. Ryu snorted. "Eh, whatever."