Tenchi Muyo! Son of Ryoko!
Ch.14-It's A Rescue Mission!
After the Tenchi crew find out that Ryu has been kidnapped, they decide to go rescue him from the clutches of Dr. Clay. But he's handling things on his own when he's annoying the heck out of the evil man…
"…To outer space!" Washu commanded. Everyone jumped onto the Galaxy Police ship and blasted into outer space. But there was a traffic jam, and Kyone was beeping and honking at them. There was a mile long traffic jam of spaceships towards the exit of the Milky Way. "What's wrong?" Tenchi asked. "Some old lady is driving twenty under the speed limit with her blinker on!!" Kiyone said. "…GRR!!! That's it!! I can't stand it!!" Trunks grabbed the radio thingy and screamed into it. "YO!! THIS IS THE GALAXY POLICE!! MOVE YO BUSTED ASS VEHICLE!!" The old lady at the other far side of the line heard this and quickly moved out of the way. Finally, there were able to get through space.
Back on Dr. Clay's ship… "…Anyway! I was wondering that…if everything tastes like chicken, does Tasty Wheat taste like chicken? Mouse says it tastes like Tasty Wheat, and then what the heck does Tasty Wheat taste like? Where does it come from? Does it look like cornbread or wheat, I don't know. If it exists does it come in one of those boxes that look like they cleaned crap out of it?" (ONE HOUR LATER) "...So if Tasty Wheat has vitamins and minerals, as Tank's brother would say, where would it be…" "WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THIS STUPID THING!! IT'S FROM A MOVIE!!WHAT DO YOU EXPECT STUPID BOY!! URRRGHHHH!" "…Geez old man…chill out! I'll just do something to entertain you." Ryu scowled at the scientist. "If it's killing yourself that is something I'd love to see." Clay smirked back. "No....I'll say something you like.......like.......this time I'm gonna let it come out....this time I'm gonna stand up and shout....gonna do things MY WAY! Things MY WAY! MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!!" Ryu yelled out at the top of his voice.
Clay let a yell and put his hands over his ears. "SHUT UP! I hate rock! Plus, I can't stand your horrible screeching!" "Hey! Like you could do any better....." Ryu muttered. 'Man, is this dude cheesy or what? What song would piss him off the most? …Hmmmm........ohhh.....now I know...' "HIT ME BABY TEN MORE TIMES!! Oh baby baby.....how was I supposed to know? That I was so butt ugly. Oh baby baby please wouldn't you like to know? That I am such a loser! Please sir, would you like to tell me.....that I'm phony stupid and a big fat buttkissar!! My loneliness.....is killing me (boo hoo!) I must confess I'm so ugly! OOgalee! I'm gonna say.....I'm a big teeny bopper-don't gimme a sign!!! Just HIT ME BABY TEN MORE TIMES!!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! STOP IT! I can't stand hearing you hooligans singing that song all wrong!! It goes like this for Kami's sake! …HIT BE BABY ONE MORE TIME!! Oh baby baby....how was I supposed to know...that-well I forget those lines....my loneliness is killing me (yeah yeah) I must confess I still believe (still believe)." "SHUT UP! That song makes me sick!!" Ryu yelled. "You brought up my favorite song anyways!" Clay said. "You're such a lame ass!!" '...Oh my Kami! …Gotta spread the word that Clay's fave singer is the worst diva-teeny bopper that ever lived!!' The teen thought.
Then suddenly, CRASH!! Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu and Trunks blasted through the door. "Yo guys!" Ryu greeted as he waved from inside the plastic container he was held in. "Ryu!" Tenchi gasped. "Ryu!" Ayeka gasped. "Ryu!" Washu gasped. "Ryu!" Trunks gasped. "RYU! That pervert got you all naked!" Ryoko wailed. They all stared at her and sweat dropped in embarrassment. "What's up with all the gasps? Anyway, guess what dirt I dug up! Clay kidnapped me for revenge on you Ma! And his fave singer is the biggest dirty teeny bopper that ever lived!" Ryu called out. They all sweatdropped and face-faulted onto the ground.