Okay section 2.…….I don't have anything to say the story does explain itself but if there are questions email me……or write a review…..

Part two-

Hercules's legs fell to the ground. "Are you still going to talk because I'm not afraid to kill you. Just hop away like a good defeated god."

Then Phil came bouncing in, literally. "Hey, you beat that big dog Flora?"

"No, I did." Hurcules thought he could fool Phil.

"Yeah right you big, ugly guy with a spiral on your big, ugly cin. Oh and you still aren't in the I want to kill myself club. He sees Cloud. "Okay, your in."

"Yay."

"Yay."

"Yay."

"Your lucky you let them in."

"Uh, haha. Hi Cloud how are ya?" Thump Punch. "SSSOOORRRRRRYYY!!!" BOOM!

"Here Sora, take this because I'm too stupid to use it. Actually, I'm not even sure what it is. Then Cloud skipped off aand got hit by an oncoming random object, and died. Boohoo….ON WITH THE DAMN STORY!

Okay that's enough of that. After that little um incident with Phil, Sora Goofy and Donald went into the fighting ring. They were about to take on the preliminaries to try to kill themselves.

"No please! Anything but that!" Sora was dieing from being tickled by the heartless. "NO! Anything but the poking!"

Eventually all the heartless were blown up from Sora's girlish screams.

They were then miserable because they thought they had won but Cloud showed up crying. Everyone's faces brightened up because it was another chance to die.

"Why do I have to fight you? I was peacefully dead but no! Hades had to bring me back. I hate you Hades! Your always making me kill these worthless mortals!" Cloud was frustrated and it looked like he was screaming at thin air which could happen because this whole story makes absolutely no sense! (Takes deep breath.)

"Yay, its Cloud!" Sora was over excited and jumped on Cloud killing him. "Dammit! We won again…" Sora started to cry." I wanna lose! Its not fair! Now we even get a prize……"

After much complaint about getting a hero license to compete in the games, our idiots headed off to a new world.

On the gummy ship…

"Goofy, you must make sure you crash into Deep Jungle, you can't just land it." Donald tried to explain the rules of landing to Goofy.

"I know! What kind of idiot wouldn't crash the ship?"

Then the ship crashed and landed in some unknown area that isn't really unknown is it?

When Sora woke up hanging upside down with his pantleg stuck on a splinter of wood hanging from the ceiling, he was alone.

"Yes! I'm finally going to die!" he screamed this while looking at the long way down to the floor from his position. Then the wood broke and he fell. He unfortunately landed on a soft pile of cloth. "Dammit!"

Little did he know Sabor was standing right on him staring him in the face about to kill him with his mouth open. Even when he looked at him after cursing every word he knew and saying hi, he didn't realize it was standing on him. Finally after it bit a large chunk out of his arm he jumped up.

"Finally! I can die now!" Sora was jumping up and down waving his key blade around. Sabor charged at himbut was killed when the key blade went through his chest. "Dammit! Fuck, shit, hell, bastard, bitch , asshole!" Sora was getting very angry and thinking about commiting suicide.

Tarzan then had to interrupt him and start beating up the dead corpse of Sabor. "Yeah take that! I mean ee oh oh oh ah?" Tarzan smiled dumbly. "Oh fuck it! I won't act like a monkey just because it's in my script! Oh, I know your looking for your friends, they aren't here but you have to play along. Follow me dumb boy."

"Is it really necessary to use me as a snowmoard while you slide down this?" Sora's face scraped along the tree branch and rocks.

"Yes. I don't want to hurt my delicate feet." Tarzan jumped on him a few times to make him flatter. "Stop moving damn you!"

"Itai! That hurt! You broke my back asshole!" Sora threw Tarzan off of him who landed in the forest below.

"Hee hee, oops…" Sora was giggling as he slid down the branch, but as he wasn't paying attention, he fell over the edge. "Death? Is it finally?" Am I actually going to--" Right then Sora fell on something soft which did crack, but never the less, Sora was not dead." Err… SONNAVABITCH!" Sora started to sob uncontrollably and was very angry.

"Shut up! We can here you all the way to the set of Yuyu Hakusho!" Hiei was standing in front of Sora.

"Wow, really?" Sora seemed proud.

"Yes really. Now we have to film episode three thousand, four hundred and fifty five again because your voice is in it!"

"If I do it again, will you kill me?" Sora thought this was a bright idea.

"No, I can't. This is a whole different story, I'm not even supposed to be here."

"Then go away!"

"I'd be honored." Hiei walked away leaving Sora alive. (Which totally sucks on my part.) After a while, like a few hours, Sora started to wonder what he was sitting on. So then he looked down. He was sitting on Tarzan who had lost a leg and was broken.

"Hah hah, broken.Poke poke Hah hah…" Sora is so stupid he started to poke Tarzan as you can see. I almost feel sorry for him…But since I made him up, I don't really care. (I hope everyone out there realizes this story is going to go on like this for a long time, then theres the second one…)

After about an hour, Tarzan mysteriously healed and they somehow were transported to the yellow tent.

"Well pulled a hoo, hoo, um, a hoo something or another." Sora wasn't confused he was just very stupid.

"Oh no Tarzan is back. I mean, oh look, Tarzan is back!" Jane was standing in front of the two.

"Eh oh oh oh ah…" Tarzan was looking up Jane's skirt like he didn't understand what it was.

"Stop acting like you don't know how to speak you ape!" Jane then kicked him which knocked him out. "Finally."

"Hey, that was the Yuki kick!" Sora exclaimed to Jane.

"Hey, you've seen Fruba too?"

"Yup."

"Yay."

"Yippy!"

"Shut up!"

"Okay…"

"That wasn't me you moron."

"It is me, Clayton, the moron who--" Hey! Who put this in the script!?"

Whistly whistle "I don't know who could have possibly done that?" Hades smiles nervously."Well, bye!" Hades just disappears.

"Get back here!" Clayton goes to chase him which isn't supposed to happen. Then he trips and shoots himself in the head. Now since that happened, we skip to locking the keyhole.

"Hey, where'd you guys come from?" Sora was talking to Donald and Goofy who mysteriously appeared beside him because we're skipping most of Deep Jungle!( Collapses a moment from talking so fast without breathing.)

"Yeah, what he said." Donald was too stupid to repeat what I said.

"Yay! Lock-a-de keyhole!" Sora tripped and incidentally locked the keyhole. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I screwed up!"

Sora!

"I'm a loser!"

Sora!--well that may be truew but---

"I'm sorry, sorry, sorry!"

Don't put your head through the wall!Now listen you didn't--

"I ruined everything!"

You were supposed to lock the keyhole!

"Oh, okay then…" Sora skipped away to the gummy ship and--Hey wait a second! You didn't get your key blade keychain or the new trinity power!

"We'll get it anyways! It's automatic!"

Who do you think makes it automatic!?

"You?"

Exactly…(Puts devilish grin on.)

"Hey, your getting all glowy and stuff! Now you have your gundam!" Sora was watching me like an idiot as I aimed my gun at him to kill him.

"Pretty light…" He started to watch towards it.

Oh yeah it's pretty alright. Especially when dyed red…

Beep beep Sora was hooked up to a heart monitor in the hospital. Now get back to work!

Back in the gummy ship…

"I think I'm bleeding…" Sora was looking at his handless arm. "Yeah, definitely think I'm bleeding…

Sora mysteriously healed. There, now your not. Now drive! Sora had no choice and drove because I control him!

"Yay! Crash-a-de crash crash!" Sora loved every time something hit the ship." Hey theres something coming right at us!" Sora was looking at Sephiroth who was racing Cloud in a gummy ship race. Then he noticed Aeris duct tapped to a meteor who was the trophy. There was also two signs reading;

Sephiroth- Aeris will die if I win.

Cloud-Aeris is mine!

"Cool! I wanna try!" Sora started to join the race. "Hey, I'm winning." Sora was in first because Sephiroth and Cloud started shooting at each other, which hit Aeris and ended up ending the race because she was dead. "Well, back to the script…" Sora started slamming into things again. I think we should skip this…"AHHH!!!" Sora was angry for being alive.

Oh my god! Sora, that's a whale!

"Hee,hee, I know." Sora drove towards the whale…he wasn't supposed to…

"Sora, wake up!" Donald was hitting Sora in the head with a piece of wood.

"Why won't you wake up?"

Because your making him stupider and you skipped half the story! Now, you will mysteriously appear back in Traversetown! Then you go where I tell you!