I still don't own any charcters! PLEASE, JUST LET ME HAVE THE TWINS!! PLEASE!
Viktor Krum's session
Viktor Krum enters Voldie's office.
Voldie: Vell, vell, vell, vat do ve have here?
Viktor: Vat?
Voldie: Vat is your problem?
Viktor: Are you taking the mick out ov my accent?
Voldie: No, ov course not! Vhy vould I do that?
Viktor: YOU ARE! YOU ARE STILL EVIL!
Voldie: Vell, if you vill have a stupid accent……… look, vat did you vant anyway?
Viktor: It's about Hermione, I really like her! But, she's not the only one I like. There's also Harry, Draco, Ron, Neville, Dean, Pansy, Parvati and Padma.
Voldie: I'm a counsellor, not a bloody dating agency! Why the hell are you here?
Viktor: Because I need help!! Who should I ask out?
Voldie: Does it look like I really give a dam you stupid Quidditch-playing-stupid-accent boy.
Viktor: Vell, yes. After all, you ARE the counsellor, you have to help me!!
Voldie: Vell, vat, vhy, vant – you sound stupid!! Go and learn proper English!
Viktor: NO! YOUR LANUAGE IS STUPID!
Voldie: Vell, that is your opinion, and you are perfectly entitled to it. However, you are wrong, because YOU ARE A BULGARIAN PRICK!
Viktor: YOU ARE SO MEAN!! MEANIE!!
Voldie: PRICK! WITH A STUPID ACCENT!
Viktor: Vuck ov!!
Voldie: Vuck ov??? VUCK OV?? HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA (goes into manic laughter).
Viktor: Vas??
Voldie: hahahahahaaahahahaha. (becomes 'deadly' serious.) Get out.
Viktor: Oh, ok. But one more thing before I go.
Voldie: Get on with it then
Viktor: I also love Snape!! More than any ov those ova pricks!
Voldie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEVVIE IS MINE!! MINE I TELL YOU!
(Both run out of the room shouting for 'Sev'.)
Snape: WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE! GET AWAY!! I HATE YOU ALL!! SHOO!!
Harry: SEVVIE!! There you are! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you!! Come on, give us a kiss! (smooches)
(Snape backs away slowly)
Snape: Oh God, no, not again, please (Harry jumps on him) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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