MEMO TO ALL STAFF:
There is now an inter department memo board located.... well... here. It is to be solely used for communication between the office on purely office related materials. Which means no flirting, (I'm looking at you Colonel, sir.) no swearing, no asking other members of the faculty out on Friday nights, and no talking about the Elric situation.
In other news, does anyone know where Edward went?
Risa.
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What's that meant to mean Risa? I don't flirt that much, do I?
Roy.
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Come on Roy, you flirt like the world will End tomorrow. Don't deny it. Risa, you do realise that you just broke one of your own rules, don't you?
On to other news, No, I have no idea where Edward went, but I do know that somehow Al managed to confiscate Winry Rockbell's Entire set of spanners.
Fury.
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Kinky.
Havoc.
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Get your head out of the gutter before I forcefully remove it, Havoc.
Risa.
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Which one?
Havoc.
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Erm.... guys...
Fury.
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Unless you want to find out what it's like to pee with no genetalia, Havoc, I suggest you stop the potty talk.
Risa.
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Guys....
Fury.
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Whoo! Go Risa!
Breda and Farhman
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Wats dis thing 4?
Armstrong
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YAAAH! CHATSPEAK!
Entire faculty.
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Soz guys.
Armstrong
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That's alright Major. It's meant to be for discussing office related matters but it appears that we've gotten a bit side tracked. So stuff it. What's your thoughts on why Edward skipped out of town?
Roy.
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Y! It must b a trad. handed down 4 generations in his family, uc!
Armstrong.
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Riiight. In other news, WHO'S STEALING THE PAPERClIPS?????
Farhman.
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Sorry, My bad. I needed them to hold the colonel's paperwork together, WHICH HE STILL HASN'T DONE!
Risa.
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You see, I had a date yesterday, and I've still got a hangover! I'll do it all tomorrow! I swear! Don't hurt me please Risa!
Roy.
P.S. Apparantly Edward was depressed and skipped town because of it. Al mentioned something about him needing time alone.
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Oh, that's old news sir! Speaking to Alphonse earlier, I found out that Ed's made a new friend, a white fox with gold eyes apparently.
Alphonse said he hoped it looked like Black Hayate. I told him that foxes and huskies are very different animals.
Risa.
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A white fox with golden eyes? How interesting! Now if only we knew what Fullmetal was smoking and where we could get some.
Roy.
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SIR! There are children reading this fanfiction!
Risa.
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What's that meant to mean, Risa?
Fury
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Yeah, What's a Fanfiction?
Havoc.
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Oh, never mind.
Risa.
P.S. Good afternoon everybody. Have a nice weekend. Colonel, keep your pants on.
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A/n: El filler chapter, don't you just love them?
I don't know why I put Armstrong in chatspeak. I have no idea why I did. I just did. Oh, and what he says is translated below.
Wats dis thing 4? / What is this thing for?
Soz guys. / I am sorry everyone.
Y! It must b a trad. handed down in 4 generations in his family. uc?/ Why! It must be a tradition handed down four many generations within his family. Do you understand? (Do you see?)
Next chapter I promise to stop being stupid and get on with the plotline. But one of these chapters might come along every once in awhile, if I feel we need a break. Also, I want to keep you in suspense about what Winry's reaction to the forgetful Edward who left his oil at home will be.
Review and feed a hungry Authoress? -whimpers-