Hi there! This is quickstrike with another chapter of your favorite posted to laugh at story! Anyway, you all should really go back into your folders(if you're like me and keep old stuff) and read some of your early work. Or work from more than four years ago. I promise you you'll get a kick out of it. As I was typing tonight's chapter of New Master I realized how bogus I made everything sound back then. I hope none of that transferred into Trainers Day... Ahem. Since I have no 'new' chapter for Trainers Day, here's the long awaited second chapter for New Master. (seriously, was anyone waiting for this? Hahahaha! Riiiight...)
Viridian City Here We Come!
The next morning, Kenny woke up to a wild Spearow going through his pack.
"Hey you stupid bird!" Get out of my food." He yelled as he jumped out of his sleeping bag. "Alright Spearow, I'm going to catch you. Squirtle, I choose you!"
He threw the pokéball close to the Spearow and his Squirtle materialized next to it.
Squirtle blew out a stream of bubbles that hit Spearow and toppled it back into a tree. The Spearow jumped up and began flying up and then swooping down to scratch Squirtle. Kenny pointed his Pokedex at it.
Spearow's attacks, number 3. Fury Attack. Causes little damage each swoop but causes considerable damage when finished.
"Squirtle, tackle it when it comes back in then spray it with water." Said Kenny.
Squirtle nodded and jumped up towards the incoming Spearow and hit with full force. The Spearow fell to the ground and Squirtle landed a little bit away. Then he squirted him with a little water to make him weaker. Kenny threw a pokéball and the Spearow turned to energy and got sucked into the pokéball. It bounced once, twice, and then made a ding and Spearow was caught.
"Yeah! We got Spearow!" yelled Kenny excitedly. "Good job Squirtle!"
"Squuirtle. Squirtle, Squirtle!" replied Squirtle.
They picked up the stuff Spearow had tossed and then started off. They stopped by a river to rest a few minutes later. Kenny pulled out a fishing pole and started to doze off when he saw a girl across the river pull a kid and his pokémon out of the water.
It was Ash Ketchum, the trainer he hadn't seen at Professor Oak's. He watched as he grabbed the girl's bike and rode off into the forest. Suddenly Squirtle pointed towards waterfall going into the river. A flock of Spearow came flying past, towards where Ash had gone. Kenny got up, put away his gear, and headed for some stepping stones leading across the river.
When he found Ash in a clearing, he hid in some bushes. He was standing tall with outstretched arms, yelling at the flock of Spearow. Suddenly his pokémon, a Pikachu, jumped up on his shoulders, pushed off, and did an enormous Thundershock that fried the whole flock.
When he awoke, the fried bike, Spearow, and Ash were gone. Kenny decided to see what was in his third pokéball so he brought out his other pokémon to watch.
"Squirtle, Spearow, come out!" commanded Kenny, "Pokemon I choose you!"
He threw his last pokéball to the ground and orange energy came out and formed...
"Air, air, Dragonair." The pokémon growled.
"Oh my gosh! It's a Dragonair!" cried Kenny. "Thanks mom and dad. All right, let's go to Viridian City!"
He returned his pokémon and rode off towards the city. When he got there, there was an alert about pokémon thieves breaking into the Pokemon Center. Kenny just got within sight of the Center when it blew sky high.
"Wow! I wonder what happened?" said Kenny. "I guess I'll have to heal my pokémon with potions."
Kenny rode towards Viridian Forest.
"All right, now it's time to catch some bug pokémon!" said Kenny.
When he was sure he was in enough that he'd find pokémon, he got off his bike and set up camp. While he was gathering wood for a fire, he spotted someone walking towards him. He ran back to his camp and started making his fire. He just got it started when a weird looking kid jumped out at him with a sword. He almost jumped out of his skin.
"Who are you?" Kenny asked after he got up.
"Greetings. I am Samurai. I hear there are four new trainers here from the town of Palett. If you are one, prepare for battle!" said the kid.
"Perfect. Now I can test my pokémon. You're going to be sorry you challenged me!" said Kenny. "Spearow, I choose you!"
He threw out the ball and his Spearow was sent out.
"Pinsir, crush him!" said Samurai.
Samurai's Pinsir came charging up to tackle Spearow but Spearow flew high. Pinsir jumped up and slammed into Spearow. Spearow fell to the ground in pain.
"Oh, no." said Kenny. "Spearow return."
Spearow gladly went into the pokéball.
"Squirtle, go!" yelled Kenny. "Squirtle, tackle that Pinsir!"
Squirtle jumped at Pinsir, pulled in his head, arms, and legs, then smashed into Pinsir's head. But Pinsir wasn't through yet.
"Pinsir Vicegrip." Said Samurai.
Pinsir tried to catch Squirtle but was too slow. Squirtle came back with another tackle and started to crack one of Pinsir's horns. Finally, Pinsir caught Squirtle between his horns and tried to crush him.
"Uh, oh. Squirtle's in trouble." Thought Kenny. "Squirtle! Use bubble now!"
"Squirtle, Squirtle!" said Squirtle.
Squirtle blasted Pinsir with suds at close range. Pinsir let go but Squirtle kept squirting.
"Enough! Pinsir return." Called Samurai. "You have won the match. This time. But we will meet again."
With that, Samurai returned his pokémon and left for the forest. Kenny called back Squirtle and stared at where his challenger had been. Then he remembered why he was here: To catch more pokémon!