Chapter3 Where's my Cart?!

Thank-you for reviewing, the story is a little fast paced, and OOCed a lot, but isn't that the beauty of it. Keep the reviews coming, they REALLY keep me typing, and enjoy. Oooh, and sorry for all you Hippies out there, no offense, just wait. They'll get there shining glory.(shiver, "don't hurt me!")

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Duo parked his Gundam right on top of a shiny new Buick.

"Man, I gotta quit drinking coffee at the wheel," he said sarcastically, as the Buick's car alarm screeched.

"Dude, you just squashed my ride," said an angry Hippie, as the tie-dyed t-shirt burned Duo's eyes.

"Too.. Much… Color… Black is the only color for you," shouts Duo as he pulls out a pail of oil and pours it over from the side of the Gundam, splashing the man below. "Oops, it slipped, Silly me!"

The Hippie starts cursing off, but Duo, Trowa, and Quatre, ran off before the security guards caught them.

Meanwhile

"Dude, where's my car?"

Wufei kept putting his car key alarm pad out to find his stolen car in the HUGE parking lot.

"Dude, where's your car?" said Heero mimicking.

"Dude, WHERE's my car?" said Wufei, as he still bleeps for it. (Hmm.. Does this sound familiar..)

"Dude, WHERE's your car?" replies Heero playfully, as he starts RPing form the movie.

Wufei bleeps it, in annoyance, at the garbage dumpster area, as he spun around to yell at Heero.

BWEEP! BWEEP!

"Dude, there's your car!" says Heero, still role-playing.

"INJUSTICE! I'm SOOOO going to kill you after Christmas," mumbled Wufei.

"Mommy! Mommy! It's Santa! Santa's ring a bell!" yelled a little kid pointing to a Charity Santa, in front of the mall.

"Where! I wanna shoot him, for not getting me a new Wing Zero, when it exploded last year," shouted Heero in a crazed way.

"Ohh, No! Not HIM, again! Every year! I quit," yelled the Charity Santa as he ran for cover in the mall, with a gun-crazy Heero following him close behind.

Wufei shakes his head sadly, as he trailed behind them, "Heero, needs his gun licenses revoked."

Heero thought he was going to catch the Santa, until he ran into the food court that was FULL of Santa's.

"All you Charity Santa', he knows.. Get him!" said the chased Charity Santa, who was standing on a table doing a Matrix speech, but fell off when the angry mob of Santa's took off.

"Gah! Not… Enough… Ammo… No.. Fit.. For.. Endurance.. Run..," panted Heero as he passed the stunned Wufei, who just caught up to him and saw the mob.

"What… You.. Do!..," ran Wufei as he struggled not to get trampled be the fat, red-wearing, men.

"I ran into the food court, and come to find out, they had a conspiracy at the cookies stand," replied Heero, just as he saw a familiar figure run by with a long braid.

"Duo, why you-," started Heero, but soon found his answer.

"No time to talk, just run this way," shouted Duo as he made a sharp turn.

Behind the five pilots was a HUGE army of tie-died T-shirts, and red, lumbering toward them, full of Santa's, and angry Hippies. Each part of the mobs members would stop and recruit more to the angry bunch.

"They sure don't know the meaning of Christmas spirit, do they?" said a near death-from-lack-of-ANY-exercise Quatre.

"Yah, I think they do, but I also think they have a little too much," replied Trowa as he gracefully ran along, "This run is nothing, compared to the circus. I can run for hours, and hours, and hours-"

Three minutes later, as most of the G-boys start to give in week kneed.

"And hours, and hours, and hours, and (takes a breath) hours," finished Trowa, as he started to lose his breath a little.

Quatre pulls out his cell phone, and no sooner did he say a sentence, Rashid appeared magically.

"Master Quatre! We will fight till the end! For we are the humble servants, the Maguanac's Corps," said Rashid, as the Maguanacs ran up behind them, and fought against the two armies of Santas and Hippies, so the G-Boys

"Turn this corner," shouted Trowa, as they kept pacing themselves.

The turned the corner and ran through a narrow door, which was the mall's bathroom.

"This is the Perfect spot to hide!" said Duo, grinning.

"Yah, but why are their toilets different? And why is there a weird box on the wall, that every time you put in money, out pops this weird tubed-dynamite device?" asked Quatre holding a tampon.

"Heero!"

A woman with long, blonde hair, rushed at Heero, as he screamed in horror.

"Relena?! What are you doing in the Men's bathroom?" he yelled.

"The question is, Why are you in the girls?" said Relena, giggling, and pointing to the lady symbol on the door.

"So that explains the baby station," said Quatre.

"That was a baby station?!" said Duo, sitting on top of it.

Lord Scribbles- Switching tenses is what makes it funny, it keeps you guessing what else will ruin the moment.

Kage- D..o..t…… I…w..i..ll…

Next chapter, I don't know what I'll do.. Maybe it will be a surprise. I have to admit, this chapter, I was scared to post… (scared, no flames please) I also know this story has A LOT of puns, but puns are cool.. Right?

Some of you may not have read my other fanfics, so if you want to read an already finished G-Boy humor fic, try my favorite called Disney Wars. The first OOC fanfic that I made.(Yay!)