Authors Note: Hello all you readers. I thank you all for coming and
reading this little story of ours. This is what happens when two
authoresses 'meet' and talk. Kaori and I were talking and THIS is just
what happened to come out. Well, I have changed it so it is more of a fic
then a script. But the dialogue is still the same. Thank you sooooo much
Kaori Bows to your greatness. Oh and there is a reference to one of
Kaori's own stories in here, 'Hamster Sitting' (I think that's the correct
title). I hope you all enjoy and please Read and Review.
Disclaimer: We do not own Gundam Wing or any of its characters, but the killer goldfish and the suicidal guppies that are real (I swear my goldfish wants to kill me). Also Dissolution belongs to TSR Incorporated and R.A. Salvatore and Richard Lee Bryce.
Warnings: Pure humor, slight Yaoi (1x2 and 3x4), did I mention pure humor, possession (by a goldfish), major Relena bashing, mild swearing and errr oh just read already.
When Goldfish Attack Chapter 1
It was your typical morning at the Winner house. Quatre was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, Duo was in the living room watching TV, Heero was on the couch next to Duo reading the paper, Wufei was on the chair reading his newest book, Dissolution, and Trowa was away shopping. Yes Trowa was shopping for a gift for Quatre, after all their 2-month anniversary was in 3 days.
"Guys breakfast is ready." Came Quatre's call from the kitchen.
"Finally! Food!" Duo shouted standing up and rubbing his stomach.
"Maxwell, when aren't you hungry." Wufei said rolling his eyes.
"After I eat." Duo grinned and bounced into the kitchen.
" It was a statement, not a question!"
"Give it up Fei, it's a lost cause." Heero said calmly as he stood up from his seat. Wufei looked at him with a look of utter surprise.
"Maxwell is wearing off on you" The two then went into the kitchen to eat.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Breakfast lasted for about an hour with Duo eating most of the food that was available. After Quatre cleaned up, with some help from Wufei, they went into the living room to watch TV. Not five minutes had gone by before Trowa came home carrying two bags.
"What's in the bag Trowa?" Quatre asked innocently.
"Come into the kitchen and see." Quatre followed Trowa into the kitchen followed the other pilots.
Trowa opened the first bag and pulled out a glass bowl, some gravel, a ceramic castle, and a plastic plant. He then opened the second bag and pulled out two plastic bags filled with water. In the first bag there were three guppies and in the second was a goldfish.
"These are for you Quatre." Trowa said as he held up the bags.
"Awww. They are soooooo cute." Quatre said as he hugged his boyfriend. He then filled the bowl with water and set the tank up just the way he wanted and soon after the fish were happy in their new home.
"I don't see the big deal. They're just fish." Duo said after five minutes of watching the fish happily swim. The goldfish stopped swimming and it seemed to 'look' right at Duo. "What the hell?! The fish looked at me!"
"Sure it did Maxwell, and I love Sally." Wufei laughed and Duo glared.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An uneventful week went by of watching and feeding the fish, then one morning all things changed. Duo was sitting at the table eating a bowl of cereal when something moved off to his right, looking over he noticed one of the guppies flopping about on the floor. Getting up he gently scooped up the guppy and placed it back into the tank. Sitting back down he began to eat again when another movement caught his eye; again he looked over to see a guppy flopping on the ground.
"What the hell?" Again he got up and placed the fish back in the tank, but when he turned around to go sit back down he heard the sound of a fish hitting the ground. "What the hell is going on here?!" And again he replaced the fish back in the tank. This time on his way back to the table he walked backwards and stared at the fish tank while he ate, needless to say nothing happened.
"That's definitely not normal." He shrugged as he got up from his seat to join the others in the living room.
Disclaimer: We do not own Gundam Wing or any of its characters, but the killer goldfish and the suicidal guppies that are real (I swear my goldfish wants to kill me). Also Dissolution belongs to TSR Incorporated and R.A. Salvatore and Richard Lee Bryce.
Warnings: Pure humor, slight Yaoi (1x2 and 3x4), did I mention pure humor, possession (by a goldfish), major Relena bashing, mild swearing and errr oh just read already.
When Goldfish Attack Chapter 1
It was your typical morning at the Winner house. Quatre was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, Duo was in the living room watching TV, Heero was on the couch next to Duo reading the paper, Wufei was on the chair reading his newest book, Dissolution, and Trowa was away shopping. Yes Trowa was shopping for a gift for Quatre, after all their 2-month anniversary was in 3 days.
"Guys breakfast is ready." Came Quatre's call from the kitchen.
"Finally! Food!" Duo shouted standing up and rubbing his stomach.
"Maxwell, when aren't you hungry." Wufei said rolling his eyes.
"After I eat." Duo grinned and bounced into the kitchen.
" It was a statement, not a question!"
"Give it up Fei, it's a lost cause." Heero said calmly as he stood up from his seat. Wufei looked at him with a look of utter surprise.
"Maxwell is wearing off on you" The two then went into the kitchen to eat.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Breakfast lasted for about an hour with Duo eating most of the food that was available. After Quatre cleaned up, with some help from Wufei, they went into the living room to watch TV. Not five minutes had gone by before Trowa came home carrying two bags.
"What's in the bag Trowa?" Quatre asked innocently.
"Come into the kitchen and see." Quatre followed Trowa into the kitchen followed the other pilots.
Trowa opened the first bag and pulled out a glass bowl, some gravel, a ceramic castle, and a plastic plant. He then opened the second bag and pulled out two plastic bags filled with water. In the first bag there were three guppies and in the second was a goldfish.
"These are for you Quatre." Trowa said as he held up the bags.
"Awww. They are soooooo cute." Quatre said as he hugged his boyfriend. He then filled the bowl with water and set the tank up just the way he wanted and soon after the fish were happy in their new home.
"I don't see the big deal. They're just fish." Duo said after five minutes of watching the fish happily swim. The goldfish stopped swimming and it seemed to 'look' right at Duo. "What the hell?! The fish looked at me!"
"Sure it did Maxwell, and I love Sally." Wufei laughed and Duo glared.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An uneventful week went by of watching and feeding the fish, then one morning all things changed. Duo was sitting at the table eating a bowl of cereal when something moved off to his right, looking over he noticed one of the guppies flopping about on the floor. Getting up he gently scooped up the guppy and placed it back into the tank. Sitting back down he began to eat again when another movement caught his eye; again he looked over to see a guppy flopping on the ground.
"What the hell?" Again he got up and placed the fish back in the tank, but when he turned around to go sit back down he heard the sound of a fish hitting the ground. "What the hell is going on here?!" And again he replaced the fish back in the tank. This time on his way back to the table he walked backwards and stared at the fish tank while he ate, needless to say nothing happened.
"That's definitely not normal." He shrugged as he got up from his seat to join the others in the living room.