Author's Note: Hello and welcome to Chapter 3 of "When Goldfish Attack". I
hope you all are enjoying this as much as I am writing it. Well enough of
my talking on with the fic.
When Goldfish Attack
Chapter 3
"Don't you dare touch my fish!" Quatre shouted as he chased Wufei. Trowa just looked on in shock.
"What's worse Duo, Zero Quatre or a killer goldfish?"
"Killer goldfish killer gold.!" Duo shouted, but was then cut off as he was again tackled by Quatre.
"Not my goldfish, never my goldfish!"
"Quick Heero, shoot it while he is distracted!" Wufei shouted as he came back into the room.
"Damn it help me." Duo choked out as Quatre was strangling him. The other just stared. At this point the goldfish was swimming around the tank holding up a little sign that said 'Kill Them! Kill Them!'
"Holy shit it IS a killer goldfish." Trowa said in shock as he noticed the little sign.
"I could have told you that!" Duo cried as he was still being choked.
"I'm so confused" Heero grabbed at his head not knowing what to do.
"Damnit, I'll do it myself" Wufei said as he whacked Quatre and headed toward the goldfish katana in hand. Seeing this' the goldfish gave a little 'eep' and swam to the corner of the tank.
Heero recovering from his indecisiveness, "Killing the goldfish is my mission... Wufei is in my way.... All obstacles must be eliminated. Mission accepted..." he then pointed his gun at Wufei. Trowa's one visible eye widened as Heero shot his gun and barely missed the Chinese pilot.
"Damnit Yuy! Next time let me move!" Wufei shouted as he jumped to the side.
Hearing the gunshot Quatre regained consciousness, "NOOOOOOO! My poor poor goldfish." He cried.
Duo sighed in relief, "its dead. it's finally dead."
Wufei smiled and pulled out the wok again, "All right! Stir fry time!" but he took a step back when the fish flopped around on the ground. "What the hell!"
Duo let out a high pitched scream and again hid behind Heero, who shot the fish once again.
Trowa sighed and rolled his eyes, "Heero, that wasn't necessary; it would have stopped after a little while."
"I wanted it dead now." He said in his usual monotone voice.
The goldfish then started to flop on the ground again. "Die damn you die!" Wufei shouted as he beat the fish with the wok.
"I think its dead Fei." Duo said after about three minutes, he just sighed as the Chinese pilot continued to beat the fish.
"My poor fish, you killed my poor fish." Quatre sobbed as Trowa tried to console him.
"We'll but you another fish."
"Like hell we will!" Heero jumped in. Trowa glared at him, to which Heero just 'Death Glared'.
"There they go again." Duo sighed.
Meanwhile Wufei had picked up the fish and took it into the kitchen to make stir fry when suddenly he came out screaming. "It's alive!!" All eyes widened, and Quatre ran into the kitchen to see the once dead goldfish flopping on the floor once again.
When Goldfish Attack
Chapter 3
"Don't you dare touch my fish!" Quatre shouted as he chased Wufei. Trowa just looked on in shock.
"What's worse Duo, Zero Quatre or a killer goldfish?"
"Killer goldfish killer gold.!" Duo shouted, but was then cut off as he was again tackled by Quatre.
"Not my goldfish, never my goldfish!"
"Quick Heero, shoot it while he is distracted!" Wufei shouted as he came back into the room.
"Damn it help me." Duo choked out as Quatre was strangling him. The other just stared. At this point the goldfish was swimming around the tank holding up a little sign that said 'Kill Them! Kill Them!'
"Holy shit it IS a killer goldfish." Trowa said in shock as he noticed the little sign.
"I could have told you that!" Duo cried as he was still being choked.
"I'm so confused" Heero grabbed at his head not knowing what to do.
"Damnit, I'll do it myself" Wufei said as he whacked Quatre and headed toward the goldfish katana in hand. Seeing this' the goldfish gave a little 'eep' and swam to the corner of the tank.
Heero recovering from his indecisiveness, "Killing the goldfish is my mission... Wufei is in my way.... All obstacles must be eliminated. Mission accepted..." he then pointed his gun at Wufei. Trowa's one visible eye widened as Heero shot his gun and barely missed the Chinese pilot.
"Damnit Yuy! Next time let me move!" Wufei shouted as he jumped to the side.
Hearing the gunshot Quatre regained consciousness, "NOOOOOOO! My poor poor goldfish." He cried.
Duo sighed in relief, "its dead. it's finally dead."
Wufei smiled and pulled out the wok again, "All right! Stir fry time!" but he took a step back when the fish flopped around on the ground. "What the hell!"
Duo let out a high pitched scream and again hid behind Heero, who shot the fish once again.
Trowa sighed and rolled his eyes, "Heero, that wasn't necessary; it would have stopped after a little while."
"I wanted it dead now." He said in his usual monotone voice.
The goldfish then started to flop on the ground again. "Die damn you die!" Wufei shouted as he beat the fish with the wok.
"I think its dead Fei." Duo said after about three minutes, he just sighed as the Chinese pilot continued to beat the fish.
"My poor fish, you killed my poor fish." Quatre sobbed as Trowa tried to console him.
"We'll but you another fish."
"Like hell we will!" Heero jumped in. Trowa glared at him, to which Heero just 'Death Glared'.
"There they go again." Duo sighed.
Meanwhile Wufei had picked up the fish and took it into the kitchen to make stir fry when suddenly he came out screaming. "It's alive!!" All eyes widened, and Quatre ran into the kitchen to see the once dead goldfish flopping on the floor once again.