AUTHORS NOTE: Welcome back everyone! Sorry it has been so long since my
last update, but I have been kinda busy. Any who Hope you enjoy this new
installment to "When Goldfish Attack"
DISCLAIMER: I only own the gold fish, nothing more!
As Wufei came running out of the kitchen all eyes turned to him, then Quatre ran in.
"Oh my poor baby." Quatre cooed as he cradled the fish in his hands.
"That does it. I'm moving out. Shinigami refuses to be murdered by goldfish..." Duo said as he turned to go up stairs to pack, but was stopped by Heero who had a vice like grip on his arm.
"You're not going anywhere Its the fish that is leaving one way or another." Heero said as he again pointed his gun at the fish.
"How the HELL is that THING still alive?!" Trowa gasped in shock as he finally entered the kitchen.
"It's the Demonic Goldfish from Hell...." Heero answered simply still aiming his gun.
Quatre looked to Heero wide eyed. "Don't you dare!" He shouted.
"Try and stop me." Heero answered coldly, but was cut off as Quatre tackled him and tried to wrestle the gun away from him.
While that was happening the gold fish hopped off to get the popcorn then returned to watch the fight, which Quatre was somehow winning and managed to get Heero's gun away from him.
"That's it I have had enough!" Duo shouted as he grabbed for his gun. "Shinigami will take care of this himself!"
"We're right behind you." Trowa and Wufei said in unison as they went and hid in the living room.
"Damn you two!" Duo growled as he seen the two of them exit the kitchen.
"Well you said you were going to take care of it." Wufei said from the living room, to which Duo just rolled his eyes.
"Quatre... I... need... air..." Heero gasped as Quatre was trying to strangle him.
"Die, goldfish hater! Die!" Quatre shouted as he tried to bang Heero's head n the floor.
Hearing Quatre shout Trowa peeked his head up from behind the couch, followed by Wufei. "Should we help him?"
"He got himself into it, he can get himself out..." Wufei answered but paused as he watched Heero's face turn blue. "Maybe not."
"No!" Duo shouted as he turned as saw Heero's face turning blue. "Not My man!"
The goldfish 'turned' to Duo and said into his head "Stay out of this baka."
Duo paused his eyes widening, then let out a scream and covered his ears with his hands. "Its talking to me now.. get out of my head!" Trowa and Wufei just look at each other a look of confusion upon their faces.
Goldfish laughs evilly inside his head.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" Duo cried as he fell to his knees.
Hearing Duo, Heero somehow managed to get his gun form Quatre and weakly aim it at the goldfish, which let out a startled little noise that sounded a lot like "eepies".
Quatre stopped trying to strangle Heero and looked to the goldfish, "You can talk?"
"Yup."
Wufei's eyes widened even more. "What the hell?" He has as he came into the kitchen.
"Took the words right out of my mouth." Trowa responded, following after Wufei.
Heero taking advantage of the distraction jumped up. "DIE EVIL GOLDFISH FROM HELL!!!" He pointed his gun and shot.
"Ow!! Yuy damnit, I told you to let me move first!!!" Wufei shouted as he dove to the side barely missing the bullet.
"Oops sorry" Aimed his gun at the fish again, but paused as he heard Duo off to the side and glanced over.
"Someone get it out of my head" He whimpered rocking back and forth.
"Oh Maxwell suck it up and be a man." Wufei scolded, to which Duo just looked up and grinned at him.
Heero shook his head in disbelief and once again aimed the gun and the evil goldfish.
"No!" Quatre shouted and ran toward the fish, but was stopped by Duo. "Let me go! My goldfish!"
"Yuy, Kill it! Kill it now while Duo has him!" Wufei said.
"Hurry!!" Duo shouted struggling to keep a hold on Quatre.
"Nooo! Not my goldfish. noooo!" Quatre continued his struggle.
"Ninmu ryoukai..." Heero said with narrowed eyes as he shot at the goldfish.
All watched as the goldfish flew up into the air with a loud 'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'. Then before it could land back on the ground Heero fired at it again.
"Is it dead?" Duo asked quietly.
DISCLAIMER: I only own the gold fish, nothing more!
As Wufei came running out of the kitchen all eyes turned to him, then Quatre ran in.
"Oh my poor baby." Quatre cooed as he cradled the fish in his hands.
"That does it. I'm moving out. Shinigami refuses to be murdered by goldfish..." Duo said as he turned to go up stairs to pack, but was stopped by Heero who had a vice like grip on his arm.
"You're not going anywhere Its the fish that is leaving one way or another." Heero said as he again pointed his gun at the fish.
"How the HELL is that THING still alive?!" Trowa gasped in shock as he finally entered the kitchen.
"It's the Demonic Goldfish from Hell...." Heero answered simply still aiming his gun.
Quatre looked to Heero wide eyed. "Don't you dare!" He shouted.
"Try and stop me." Heero answered coldly, but was cut off as Quatre tackled him and tried to wrestle the gun away from him.
While that was happening the gold fish hopped off to get the popcorn then returned to watch the fight, which Quatre was somehow winning and managed to get Heero's gun away from him.
"That's it I have had enough!" Duo shouted as he grabbed for his gun. "Shinigami will take care of this himself!"
"We're right behind you." Trowa and Wufei said in unison as they went and hid in the living room.
"Damn you two!" Duo growled as he seen the two of them exit the kitchen.
"Well you said you were going to take care of it." Wufei said from the living room, to which Duo just rolled his eyes.
"Quatre... I... need... air..." Heero gasped as Quatre was trying to strangle him.
"Die, goldfish hater! Die!" Quatre shouted as he tried to bang Heero's head n the floor.
Hearing Quatre shout Trowa peeked his head up from behind the couch, followed by Wufei. "Should we help him?"
"He got himself into it, he can get himself out..." Wufei answered but paused as he watched Heero's face turn blue. "Maybe not."
"No!" Duo shouted as he turned as saw Heero's face turning blue. "Not My man!"
The goldfish 'turned' to Duo and said into his head "Stay out of this baka."
Duo paused his eyes widening, then let out a scream and covered his ears with his hands. "Its talking to me now.. get out of my head!" Trowa and Wufei just look at each other a look of confusion upon their faces.
Goldfish laughs evilly inside his head.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" Duo cried as he fell to his knees.
Hearing Duo, Heero somehow managed to get his gun form Quatre and weakly aim it at the goldfish, which let out a startled little noise that sounded a lot like "eepies".
Quatre stopped trying to strangle Heero and looked to the goldfish, "You can talk?"
"Yup."
Wufei's eyes widened even more. "What the hell?" He has as he came into the kitchen.
"Took the words right out of my mouth." Trowa responded, following after Wufei.
Heero taking advantage of the distraction jumped up. "DIE EVIL GOLDFISH FROM HELL!!!" He pointed his gun and shot.
"Ow!! Yuy damnit, I told you to let me move first!!!" Wufei shouted as he dove to the side barely missing the bullet.
"Oops sorry" Aimed his gun at the fish again, but paused as he heard Duo off to the side and glanced over.
"Someone get it out of my head" He whimpered rocking back and forth.
"Oh Maxwell suck it up and be a man." Wufei scolded, to which Duo just looked up and grinned at him.
Heero shook his head in disbelief and once again aimed the gun and the evil goldfish.
"No!" Quatre shouted and ran toward the fish, but was stopped by Duo. "Let me go! My goldfish!"
"Yuy, Kill it! Kill it now while Duo has him!" Wufei said.
"Hurry!!" Duo shouted struggling to keep a hold on Quatre.
"Nooo! Not my goldfish. noooo!" Quatre continued his struggle.
"Ninmu ryoukai..." Heero said with narrowed eyes as he shot at the goldfish.
All watched as the goldfish flew up into the air with a loud 'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'. Then before it could land back on the ground Heero fired at it again.
"Is it dead?" Duo asked quietly.