Author's Note: Thank you everybody for the reviews. They mean a lot to me,
and I thank you a lot. And now, I welcome you to Chapter 5. Is the
goldfish dead? You will just have to read to find out. Warning: This is a
short chapter with some major Relena bashing.
Disclaimer: I own nothing... just the goldfish. looks at her fish tank anyone want a goldfish?
Chapter 5
"It's got a freakin' bullet hole right through it, what do you think?" Wufei said in answer to Duo's question, then turned with the others, a expression of pure shock and horror on their faces as the fish flopped one, then two more times on the ground.
"Holy Shit! Does this thing ever die?!" Trowa exclaimed as he took a step back.
"We must get rid of the evil spirit possessing the goldfish!" Duo said with narrowed eyes as he turned and started to go through Heero's spandex. "Where's that exorcism book?" Upon seeing this Wufei got a serious nosebleed.
"I don't need to see this!" Trowa shouted as he covered his one visible eye.
As this was going on Quatre turned to see the gold fish twitching "You guys."
"Duo, it's up stairs." Heero said to Duo who was still going through his spandex.
"Oh sure, spoil my fun." Duo pouted.
"You guys!" Quatre shouted finally and pointed to the gold fish as the others turned around slowly
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" They all shouted.
Heero quickly pulled out this gun and shot the goldfish four more times, but to no use as the goldfish started to float over to him. Of course Heero just kept shooting but stopped and ducked when the goldfish started to dive- bomb him.
"Duck and cover!" Duo shouted as he dove out of the way.
Suddenly as all this was going on the front door flew open to reveal Relena. "Heeeee.." She could not finish the shout as her big mother caught the goldfish and she began to choke. Everyone just well stopped and watched wide-eyed.
Finally after a few moments Duo spoke up. " Maybe we can kill both at the same time."
"We can only hope." Was Heero's response, he then smirked as Relena began to turn blue.
"Oh! Look, that a nice shade for her." Trowa laughed as he poked her face.
All the while Wufei was off to the side chanting "Die die die die die die die die die."
A few more moments passed and Relena's face began to turn to a purple color.
"Oh! Pretty!" Quatre exclaimed.
"Would you just friggen die already." Duo said rather impatiently as he crossed his arm and began to tap his foot. He then smiled when she finally stopped moving.
"Is she dead?" Trowa asked.
The other just shrugged then Wufei walked over and poked her with his katana.
"Well, nothing happened." Quatre answered.
"Must mean she's dead then." Duo said.
"It's.. over.?" Heero asked skeptically.
"No more stalker? No more killer goldfish?" Trowa asked just as skeptically.
Disclaimer: I own nothing... just the goldfish. looks at her fish tank anyone want a goldfish?
Chapter 5
"It's got a freakin' bullet hole right through it, what do you think?" Wufei said in answer to Duo's question, then turned with the others, a expression of pure shock and horror on their faces as the fish flopped one, then two more times on the ground.
"Holy Shit! Does this thing ever die?!" Trowa exclaimed as he took a step back.
"We must get rid of the evil spirit possessing the goldfish!" Duo said with narrowed eyes as he turned and started to go through Heero's spandex. "Where's that exorcism book?" Upon seeing this Wufei got a serious nosebleed.
"I don't need to see this!" Trowa shouted as he covered his one visible eye.
As this was going on Quatre turned to see the gold fish twitching "You guys."
"Duo, it's up stairs." Heero said to Duo who was still going through his spandex.
"Oh sure, spoil my fun." Duo pouted.
"You guys!" Quatre shouted finally and pointed to the gold fish as the others turned around slowly
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" They all shouted.
Heero quickly pulled out this gun and shot the goldfish four more times, but to no use as the goldfish started to float over to him. Of course Heero just kept shooting but stopped and ducked when the goldfish started to dive- bomb him.
"Duck and cover!" Duo shouted as he dove out of the way.
Suddenly as all this was going on the front door flew open to reveal Relena. "Heeeee.." She could not finish the shout as her big mother caught the goldfish and she began to choke. Everyone just well stopped and watched wide-eyed.
Finally after a few moments Duo spoke up. " Maybe we can kill both at the same time."
"We can only hope." Was Heero's response, he then smirked as Relena began to turn blue.
"Oh! Look, that a nice shade for her." Trowa laughed as he poked her face.
All the while Wufei was off to the side chanting "Die die die die die die die die die."
A few more moments passed and Relena's face began to turn to a purple color.
"Oh! Pretty!" Quatre exclaimed.
"Would you just friggen die already." Duo said rather impatiently as he crossed his arm and began to tap his foot. He then smiled when she finally stopped moving.
"Is she dead?" Trowa asked.
The other just shrugged then Wufei walked over and poked her with his katana.
"Well, nothing happened." Quatre answered.
"Must mean she's dead then." Duo said.
"It's.. over.?" Heero asked skeptically.
"No more stalker? No more killer goldfish?" Trowa asked just as skeptically.