Lostgurl920: thanks for the info and review! well heres the next chapter!
Dis: BLA BLA BLA, who likes to read these anyways? well i only own the plot. the rest belongs to Miss Rowling.
Chapter Two
All's Fair In Love and the Internet! Part I
Rated PG
User Key:
iamsmart................................................................................................................Hermione Granger
triwizchamp.....................................................................................................................Harry Potter
chudleycannonsrule.........................................................................................................Ron Weasley
iamnotfred................................................................................................................George Weasley
iamnotgeorge................................................................................................................Fred Weasley
hotredhead....................................................................................................................Ginny Weasley
slytherinsexgod...............................................................................................................Draco Malfoy
iloveradishes................................................................................................................Luna Lovegood
bigstaff..............................................................................................................................Oliver Wood
slytherinprincesspansy.................................................................................................Pansy Parkinson
iamsmart logged in
iamsmart: Anyone here?
chudleycannonsrule logged in
chudleycannonsrule:Who are you?
iamsmart: Ron?
chudleycannonsrule: Hermione?
triwizchamp logged in
triwizchamp: Hi Ron, Hermione.
iamsmart: HARRY!
chudleycannonsrule HARRY! Hey mate!
triwizchamp Jeez, don't go nutters!
iloveradishes logged in
chudleycannonsrule who's that?
iamsmart Luna
iloveradishes Hi....don't mind me...
bigstaff logged in
bigstaff Harry, you in here?
triwizchamp Yea Oliver, what do you need?
bigstaff can you come over later? There's a new move in quidditch I want to show you.
triwizchamp Sure, I'll be over in an hour.
bigstaff logged out
iamsmart I wonder where he got that name?
slytherinsexgod logged in
iamsmart IM LEAVING!
slytherinsexgod Oh baby, no! Stay in here...
chudleycannonsrule BABY?
triwizchamp Baby? What is he talking about Hermione?
iamsmart get stuffed Draco!
slytherinsexgod Tut tut, such language. You didn't tell them did you?
iamsmart shut it, Malfoy or ill hex you!
slytherinsexgod over the internet? Now I thought you were smart!
chudleycannonsrule leave Malfoy, we don't want you here.
triwizchamp wait, tell us what, Hermione?
iamsmart ...
triwizchamp well?
slytherinsexgod like my name? i made it after what we did. it fits, dont you agree?
hotredhead logged in
hotredhead HI Ron!
chudleycannonsrule NOT NOW GINNY!
hotredhead mangy, lousy git....
hotredhead logged out
triwizchamp Hermione! Please tell me he's joking!
chudleycannonsrule she has better taste then you Malfoy!
slytherinsexgod I'm not joking, Hermione paid me a visit a month ago...a week long visit.
iamsmart I said SHUT IT!
slytherinsexgod don't act like you didn't like it, Granger. You kept coming back for more!
iamsmart YOU kept wanting more!
triwizchamp you guys...you two...did that together?
slytherinsexgod No, by ourselves....ha-ha, yes we did...
chudleycannonsrule HERMIONE! how could you?
slytherinsexgod Cuz she liked what i could give her. Something you, potty, and you weasel king couldn't give!
iamsmart you gave me more then just that!
triwizchamp ???
chudleycannonsrule HUH?
slytherinsexgod what are you talking about Hermione?
iloveradishes oooooooh I know!
iamsmart don't say Luna!
slytherinsexgod loony, uh, Luna, tell me!
iloveradishes no, I wont, I really think SHE should tell you.
chudleycannonsrule tell us, please, Hermione, so he will leave!
triwizchamp yea, tell us Hermione!
slytherinsexgodwhat, afraid to admit you liked being with me, Granger?
iamsmart no...
slytherinsexgod then what?
iamsmart IM PREGNANT DRACO!
slytherinsexgod SHIT!
slytherinsexgod logged out
triwizchamp Oh god Hermione!
chudleycannonsrule That's sick, really twisted. Hermione, you let Draco DO that to you?
iamsmart don't start Ron!!!
chudleycannonsrule ugh...I'm out
chudleycannonsrule logged out
triwizchamp do you know for certain?
iamsmart Yes, Harry. Oh what am I going to do?
iloveradishes Marry him!
iamsmart I BEG YOUR PARDON! I will NOT!
triwizchamp LUNA! No way...
iloveradishes logged out
triwizchamp are you going to keep it?
iamsmart ...yes.
hotredhead logged in
hotredhead HERMIONE! Please tell me Ron was joking!
triwizchamp he wasn't...
hotredhead but with Draco?
iamsmart yes, with Draco.
slytherinsexgod logged in
slytherinsexgod Hermione?
iamsmart: yes Draco?
slytherinsexgod: if this gets out, my father will kill you, literally...
hotredhead: DONT YOU DARE THREATEN HER!
slytherinsexgod: I wasn't. He will kill her if he hears about it.
triwizchamp: why do you care? to you she's nothing, Malfoy!
slytherinsexgod: that's where your wrong, potter
hotredhead: huh???
slytherinsexgod: Man your dense....
triwizchamp: out with it then, Malfoy!
iamsmart: please, don't Malfoy...Draco....
hotredhead: I'm lost...
slytherinsexgod: easy enough for you, Ginny. I'm gonna say it, Hermione.
triwizchamp: WHAT!?!?!
slytherinsexgod: Hermione, I love you
end chappie
A/N yes I know its sappy but hang in there....its gonna be good!
signed
Aile Brown