Also, to answer a question you might have, yes, I am related to Sir Exal, but I don't do that "th" thing. I also don't know why he doesth it. Hey, it's kinda fun! Anyway... to begin, no one is dead, yet. We can fix that. It's an all purpose disclaimer!
Disclamier: I (state your name) do not own (insert title), nor have I ever owned it. wattson deeSSBM
In the country of Nintendo, the city of HAL, next to the garage of the Zero-one, there was a place called Smasher Street. This was where all the smashers in SSB SSBM lived when they were fighting in a tournament, but not when they were not fighting. Each person has kind of a dorm room. They live in small houses all by themselves, with no connection between two houses. Some people lived with their friends like: Marth and Roy, Nana and Popo, Mario and Luigi, and Link and Y-Link. The following people are absent for the reason stated afterwards. Samus: on her honeymoon,(I will write a story about that if you want me to!) Fox: saving Dianosaur Planet, and Marth: doing some movie about a talking japanese car. After a battle, they still have any wounds that they sustained, but Master Hand revives any fallen player outside a battle though people can (and will) DIE! The only player to ever defeat all the other characters in a row was... you guessed it, Kirby! Now Ness only has two players left: Mario and Kirby.
Day one, 3:30 pm, Smashers Street, Duh. Where else would it start?
Mario and Ness stared each other down as a booming voice called out: 1 stock, Random
stage, No Items, Ready.....GO! The battle platform faded out, and Yoshi's Island formed in
its place.
Mario beat relentlessly on Ness pushing him back to the ramp on the right side. Ness jumped up and used his PK thunder to shoot him off to the other side safe from Mario. When Mario got too close Ness would use his PK fire to hit Mario back. Suddenly there was a cheer from the audence cheering Ness on. Ness saw that it was Nana, his girlfrend, cheering him on. Unfortunately this gave Mario just enough time to deliver a fully charged up smash attack. Ness went flying off but recovered just in time to use PK thunder and grab onto the edge. The audience gave a stunned gasp, then appuladed. Ness then finished Mario off by a down and A in air attack.
While Ness was reciveing cheers, Mario was all alone except for Kirby and Peach. Peach was soothing Mario's wounds, and Kirby was studying the battle to perpare for his battle with Ness tommorow. "Ohhhhh," Mario groaned. "Now, now there," Peach said as she wrapped Mario's arm in bandages, "I'm sure Kirby will take of Ness." "Your-a right-a, lets-a go," moaned Mario. As they walked off, Kirby, beaing a puffball of very good hearing, heard Peach mumble, "Stupid Ness, I hope there is a flaw in the system and Master Hand can't revive him after Kirby whoops his...." Peach went out of Kirby's hearing range.
Day One, Murder time, Murder house, what, you want to know the time and place? Picky, picky! Fine. 11:35 pm, Ness's House. You happy now?!
Ness woke to the sound of gentle feet walking across his floor. He took his flashlight and turned it on and started to look around. His flashlight flickered off. The murderer snuck up behind Ness and stabbed him in the back! He dropped his flashlight and it flickered on. Before he fell he cought a glimse of his murderer. "It's you?! I never would have guessed it would be you----." Ness fell to the floor, dead.
Day Two, 9:05 am, Battle area, Kirby's battle time.
Kirby paced impatiently on the battle platform while the time until, if Ness didn't show, Ness would be disqualified. Nana was getting very worried, it wasn't like Ness to miss a battle, especially one this as important this. "Teehee, maybe he chickened out" Peach said. "NESS WOULD NEVER DO THAT, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HIM!!! I OUGHTA SMACK YOU BACK TO THAT MUSHROOM KINGDOM 'YOUR MAJESTY'!!!!!" Nana screamed. (A/N: that was fun! ) Nana was interrupted by the TIME!, meaning that Ness's time was up. Everyone rushed to Ness's house seeing what the matter was that made Ness miss his most important battle.
9:15 am, Ness's house
When everyone got to Ness's house the door was locked. Gannondorf warlock punched the door down. Nana looked in his bedroom, Popo in his bathroom, and Kirby in the den, while everyone else stayed outside because they were too big for comfort. Suddenly Nana screamed.
Cliffhanger
(Dum Dum Dum)
Well, Kirby didn't talk, and he's the main character! Got any idea who the murderer is? Well? Huh? I know!! Lines of these- will be appearing alot, get used to them! One more question! Should I write that Samus story??