Disclaimer: Gundam Wing does not belong to me... though I wish it did. But then again I would have to deal with some very unhappy pilots.
Author's Note: Wow, I am truly thankful for all the wonderful review you are all sending me. I honestly did not think this story would be such a hit. Bows Thank you all again. Now, for what you've been waiting for... Chapter 9.
When Goldfish Attack
Chapter 9
Wufei cleared his throat then started reading form the book after a moment he shouted, "Devil be gone!" and slapped Duo on the forehead.
Duo blinked rationality coming into his eyes again. He then rubbed his forehead, "Ouch! Damn it Fei what the hell was that for?!"
Wufei smirked and again slapped Duo's forehead, "DEVIL BE GONE!"
Duo growled, "Damnit Fei, Cut. It. OUT!"
Wufei chuckled "Oops, Guess I got a little carried away." Duo continued to scowl.
It seemed that Duo was about to bite Wufei, but before anything could really happen Quatre jumped between them, "No! Stop fighting... the both of you!" Duo sent a glare at Wufei and grinned sheepishly.
Heero sighed in relief, "It's over... it's finally over."
Trowa nodded his agreement, "I think so too..."
There was a brief moment of silence until Wufei spoke, "What about the corpse?" He kicked at the dead pacifist's body. The body flopped over.
Quatre shrieked, "Ewwwwwwwwww! Wufei you moved it!! Ewwwwwwwww!"
Duo sighed, "Deja vu..."
Trowa paused in thought, "Duo where is that book about floating or what ever its called?"
"You mean the levitation book?" Duo questioned. He then paused and smirked "Oh Heeeeroooooo....."
Heero growled and rolled his eyes, "Damn it Duo! It's upstairs!"
Duo's smirk widened then he said in a sultry voice, "Then come up and help me look."
Wufei sweat-dropped "As long as that ALL you're going to be doing!" Duo just continued to grin.
Wufei promptly reached for a box of tissues as he nose began to bleed.
Quatre threw his hands up in frustration, "Aghhh! My clean floor!"
Without another word and a glance between the others Heero dragged Duo up-stairs by the hand.
"See you all later!" Duo shouted happily from the top of the stairs.
Trowa rolled his eyes, "Oy vey!"
Wufei looked back to Relena's body, "How is this supposed to help with the body problem?"
Quatre put his hand in his chin in thought, "What is I call Zechs and tell him to come and get his sister?"
Trowa shook his head, "That would be a good idea, but I think he would notice her color change."
Wufei a dismissing hand, "Ah, I don't think he would mind. He hates her about just as much as Heero does."
"Good point." Trowa added.
Quatre smiled and started for the kitchen, "I'll get the phone."
Suddenly there were noised from upstairs followed by a 'Mmmm.... Heero....'
Wufei cringed and grabbed a handful of tissues and pushed them to his nose, "DUO! DAMNIT!!!"
Quatre appeared back in the living room phone in hand and seen Wufei's nosebleed, "Not on my clean floor!!" Trowa could not help but chuckle.
"It's not funny Trowa." Wufei said weakly still trying to stop his nose from bleeding.
Trowa raised an eyebrow, "Oh? You wanna bet?" Wufei narrowed his eyes and growled.
At this time Heero and a very happy Duo came down the stairs. Quatre rolled his eyes.
"By Allah."
"We found the book!" Duo shouted joyously as he held up the book.
"That's not all you found." Wufei mumbled though the tissues held against his nose.
Heero raised an eyebrow, "What are you talking about?" Trowa gave an exasperated sigh.
"Come on, we heard all the noise."
Now even Duo looked puzzled, "What do you mean?" He paused in thought, "Oh! We couldn't reach the book 'cause some idiot," He glanced at Heero, "put it on the top shelf, so Heero had to stand on my shoulders."
Trowa chuckled, "So that's what they're calling it now."
"Can we just get this bloody body out of here." Quatre said irritated. "It's starting to smell." Wufei snorted against the tissue on his nose.
"I wouldn't know, I can't smell a thing."
Duo laughed and started flipping though the book. "Sorry 'Fei, I can't help that my oysters are open." Wufei pushed the tissue harder against his nose.
"Duo... "Trowa said narrowing his visible eye, "Hurry it up already!"
Duo rolled his eyes. "Fine fine," he paused and cleared his throat. "Move Damnit!"
Author's Note: Wow, I am truly thankful for all the wonderful review you are all sending me. I honestly did not think this story would be such a hit. Bows Thank you all again. Now, for what you've been waiting for... Chapter 9.
When Goldfish Attack
Chapter 9
Wufei cleared his throat then started reading form the book after a moment he shouted, "Devil be gone!" and slapped Duo on the forehead.
Duo blinked rationality coming into his eyes again. He then rubbed his forehead, "Ouch! Damn it Fei what the hell was that for?!"
Wufei smirked and again slapped Duo's forehead, "DEVIL BE GONE!"
Duo growled, "Damnit Fei, Cut. It. OUT!"
Wufei chuckled "Oops, Guess I got a little carried away." Duo continued to scowl.
It seemed that Duo was about to bite Wufei, but before anything could really happen Quatre jumped between them, "No! Stop fighting... the both of you!" Duo sent a glare at Wufei and grinned sheepishly.
Heero sighed in relief, "It's over... it's finally over."
Trowa nodded his agreement, "I think so too..."
There was a brief moment of silence until Wufei spoke, "What about the corpse?" He kicked at the dead pacifist's body. The body flopped over.
Quatre shrieked, "Ewwwwwwwwww! Wufei you moved it!! Ewwwwwwwww!"
Duo sighed, "Deja vu..."
Trowa paused in thought, "Duo where is that book about floating or what ever its called?"
"You mean the levitation book?" Duo questioned. He then paused and smirked "Oh Heeeeroooooo....."
Heero growled and rolled his eyes, "Damn it Duo! It's upstairs!"
Duo's smirk widened then he said in a sultry voice, "Then come up and help me look."
Wufei sweat-dropped "As long as that ALL you're going to be doing!" Duo just continued to grin.
Wufei promptly reached for a box of tissues as he nose began to bleed.
Quatre threw his hands up in frustration, "Aghhh! My clean floor!"
Without another word and a glance between the others Heero dragged Duo up-stairs by the hand.
"See you all later!" Duo shouted happily from the top of the stairs.
Trowa rolled his eyes, "Oy vey!"
Wufei looked back to Relena's body, "How is this supposed to help with the body problem?"
Quatre put his hand in his chin in thought, "What is I call Zechs and tell him to come and get his sister?"
Trowa shook his head, "That would be a good idea, but I think he would notice her color change."
Wufei a dismissing hand, "Ah, I don't think he would mind. He hates her about just as much as Heero does."
"Good point." Trowa added.
Quatre smiled and started for the kitchen, "I'll get the phone."
Suddenly there were noised from upstairs followed by a 'Mmmm.... Heero....'
Wufei cringed and grabbed a handful of tissues and pushed them to his nose, "DUO! DAMNIT!!!"
Quatre appeared back in the living room phone in hand and seen Wufei's nosebleed, "Not on my clean floor!!" Trowa could not help but chuckle.
"It's not funny Trowa." Wufei said weakly still trying to stop his nose from bleeding.
Trowa raised an eyebrow, "Oh? You wanna bet?" Wufei narrowed his eyes and growled.
At this time Heero and a very happy Duo came down the stairs. Quatre rolled his eyes.
"By Allah."
"We found the book!" Duo shouted joyously as he held up the book.
"That's not all you found." Wufei mumbled though the tissues held against his nose.
Heero raised an eyebrow, "What are you talking about?" Trowa gave an exasperated sigh.
"Come on, we heard all the noise."
Now even Duo looked puzzled, "What do you mean?" He paused in thought, "Oh! We couldn't reach the book 'cause some idiot," He glanced at Heero, "put it on the top shelf, so Heero had to stand on my shoulders."
Trowa chuckled, "So that's what they're calling it now."
"Can we just get this bloody body out of here." Quatre said irritated. "It's starting to smell." Wufei snorted against the tissue on his nose.
"I wouldn't know, I can't smell a thing."
Duo laughed and started flipping though the book. "Sorry 'Fei, I can't help that my oysters are open." Wufei pushed the tissue harder against his nose.
"Duo... "Trowa said narrowing his visible eye, "Hurry it up already!"
Duo rolled his eyes. "Fine fine," he paused and cleared his throat. "Move Damnit!"