I own the plot and 1 character. J.K. Rowling owns the rest. Please R&R!!

Saturday, August 29th Dear Journal, I was always interested in Snape, but now this interest has come overwhelming. I for one, thinks he's cute, although others may disagree. I don't care what they say. I think the Weasly twins are on to me, so I've decided to start making a list of how to annoy Snape, Anything that won't get me into detention. But if I do get detention, it will just give me more time to annoy him. So I'll think of something soon.

-Nicole

Sunday, September 1st 'Number one- Smile at him' I just got back from the feast, and here I am, in my dormitory. At the feast, I kept looking up at him. It took forever for him to finally notice that I was staring straight at me. He looked at me and I smiled as childish and wide as I could. He looked shocked, and turned away. I ate and every three seconds I would look at Snape.

I smiled at him 6 times and the seventh time I did, he nudged Mad-eye Moody and nodded at me. Mad-eye looked at me and I swear I saw a smile spread across his face. I could hardly contain my laughter. I'll have to work on that. I guess when ever my friends crack a joke, I'll have to practice not laughing.

I'm going to have to come up with some new ideas. I'm hoping I have his class tomorrow.

Talk to you later, -Nicole.

September 2nd, Monday 'Number two- ask something personal'

It's break time right now. And I did have potions today. I was overly excited. Every 5th year at the table groaned, but me. I smiled brightly. Fred looked at me funny and elbowed George. They exchanged looks and went back to breakfast.

In potions we had to do the Horrid Disfiguration potion. It shocked me that he started us off with something so, well, easy. Well, to me it was easy because I'm quite good at potions. I prepared to ask the personal question and raised my hand.

He saw my hand raised and strode over to me. Just to piss him off I smiled widely at him.

He gave me a dirty look and said, "What?"

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"

The whole class stared in horror at us both. Even the twins' jaws had dropped.

"Excuse me?"

"I said, 'Have you"—

"I heard you. Why would you ask such a stupid question during the middle of class?"

"I thought there was no such thing as a stupid question," I remarked, trying to look puzzled.

"Well, there is! Five points from Gryffindor, You idiot girl," he snapped.

He is so rude! It was just a question. What a... never mind, I won't say it.

-Nicole.

September 4th, Wednesday 'Number three- Act blind during class'

I thought this one was good, but I got landed with a detention because of it, and I think I might have some bruises too. Well, anyways, this is what happened.

We were all talking together when he opened up the door, and everyone filed in. I made sure I was last. Then I put my hands out and ran into the wall. He glared at me, but I pretended I didn't notice. Well, duh, I was blind. So all during class, I made sure I could get up and go bump into something. I bumped into a bunch of those Slytherin idiots. They scowled every time.

But, I crossed the line when I ran into one of the potions cabinets. Let's just say that it wasn't pretty. Well, the colors were pretty, but not the mess. Potions and Snape's shouts everywhere. I swear, he would have killed me right there, if all those people weren't there. He roared, "DETENTION AND 25 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!" My sight came back then.

Oh well, at least the detention isn't until tomorrow night.

--Nicole

September 6th, Friday 'Number four- Ask 'Why''

It's about 2:00 AM. I just got back from detention with Snape. It was actually kind of fun, because when I was walking there, I thought of a good way to bug Snape; to ask 'why' over and over again. I think it worked too.

I walked down from the common room at 10:00 and strode to the dungeons, trying to think of how I was going to get out of this one. But then I came up with the why thing. So happily I walked down to the dungeons and knocked on Snape's office door. He came to the door and opened it, scowling at the smile on my face.

"Detention is not something to be happy about," he said coldly.

"Why?"

"Because it is a punishment."

"Why?"

"Because you were being stupid during class."

"Why?"

"I don't know! Ask yourself!" He exclaimed impatiently.

"Why?" I said simply. Obviously, he didn't know this muggle game that little children liked to play.

"Because I don't know the answer!"

"Why?"

"Arrggghhhhh!!" He screamed angrily, "Get inside now!" He backed away a little to let me through. I went through happily and stood in front of him. He closed the door behind me and looked at me.

"I don't know what you're up to, but I want it to stop," He said, looking me straight in the eye.

Trying to contain my laughter, I said, "Why?"

"I'm not playing this game," he pointed to about 20 cauldrons in front of his desk, "Scrub."

"Why?"

"NOW!" he hollered.

So now I'm back here, with my hands tired as hell. I'm going to bed, and not waking up in the morning. I'm not willing to face him during breakfast tommorow.

--Nicole

Ok please review and maybe give me some ideas! thanks!