September 9th, Monday
Number five- 'Hold your nose.'
The reason I came up with this one is because Fred and George let off some dung bombs in the dormitory and everyone was holding their nose. I thought it would be funny to test this out on Snape.
So today during breakfast, as I walked towards The Great Hall, I spotted Snape. I sped ahead, to get in front of him. When I got close to him, I put my fingers to my nose and held my nostrils shut. I walked by him and gave him a fake, disgusted look. He glared at me but didn't say anything.
Every time I passed him today I held my nose. I swear, if looks could kill then I would be dead.
I went to potions, the last class of today. He got up at the end and walked around looking at everyone's potion. When he got to mine, I put my hand back up to my nose and gave a gagging my noise. I forced myself not to breath, turning my face red. George and Fred, behind me, sniggered.
Snape bent down in front of me, making our faces close. I turned my head back and took a huge gulp of air and then turned back to him.
"Ms. Pierce, is there something wrong with your nose today?" He said silkily.
Acting as if I was gasping for fresh air, I said, "Not at all, Sir."
"Then why are you pinching it closed?"
"It's just that, you umm... seem to have a deathly smell around you."
He straightened up and looked me straight in the eyes. "Then I guess you won't be able to come back to this class. What a shame." He didn't look sincere.
"I'll be able too. Don't worry. I'll fix this problem."
I found it funny. And as I said it, I figured out my new idea.
---Nicole.
September 11th, Wednesday
Number six 'Give him soaps and shampoo'
After I worte on Monday I sent an owl to a wizard shop that sells muggle things. I bought one of those little gift bags filled with little soap samples and shampoo samples. I bought two bags. When it arrived I laughed my head off. But anyways I'll tell you what happened.
I woke up at 6:50 a.m. and went down to the main hall. Everyone always gets up around 7:00 to go down there. So I made sure I was there first. I went to Snapes' spot at the table and put one of the soap packets on his chair. I put a hair clip facing upwards on his seat so once he sat down he would not sit on the soap.
I giggled and went to my seat at the Gryffindor table. Everyone started piling inside. Fred and George sat across from me and raised their eyebrows.
"Just watch Snape." I told them simply. Soon the tables filled up with tasty food and Snape slipped in from one of the back doors.
He quickly strode to his chair and sat down. But as soon as his bottom was on the chair he jumped back up and gave a yelp of pain. Rubbing his bottom and obviously not paying attention to everyone watching him, he looked down at his chair. He picked the packet up and opened. He looked somewhat afraid to open it but did anyways. He looked inside and took out one of the bars of soap.
He cautiously lifted the soap to his nose and sniffed. He scowled at it and dropped it back onto his chair. He looked around the Great Hall and quickly took his hand off his butt, which he was still rubbing. His eyes turned to me and he glared.
I did this again I potions, causing him to try and take points off. George and Fred barged in and told him that I was just giving him a little present. Snape scowled and decided not to take the points off after all.
--Nicole.
September 13th, Friday Number seven- 'Fanclub'
We go on a Hogsmeade trip later today and I have found out that Snape is going. I dug up some money from the bottom of my chest and I'm going to pay a group of 3rd years to follow Snape around and ask him for his autograph. Like a Snape fanclub. I'm going to pay them to do it, because they wouldn't do it without getting paid for it. He can't take points off at Hogsmeade, so I thought it was great. I'll write later to tell you what happened. --Nicole
Later
Well, the third years did it. I went to a bunch of shops and often saw them. But when I didn't see them they told me what they did. They said when they first saw him they followed him closely. He heard them and turned around asking them what they were doing. One of them held out a notebook and asked him for his autograph. He pushed it away and walked faster. But of course they still followed.
They said that they think they pissed him off pretty well. That made me happy. I caught them chasing after him and knew that he had to know that I was the owner of the club. So I told them to tell him. They did and everytime he saw me he would glare. I didn't mind that much, at least he was noticing me.
--Nicole.
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Empress T'Pau – I'm glad you enjoy it and I hope you enjoy this chapter as well. Thank you for the great ideas. Retarded Bumfluff – Thank you for the great ideas. They came in handy. ( Ethra Esme - I'm glad you like it. I guess Snape torturing is funny. Kckfchicks – I'm happy that you like my story. It would be funny to use those things on your teachers! J Black – Here you go (
Please give me few more ideas!
Number five- 'Hold your nose.'
The reason I came up with this one is because Fred and George let off some dung bombs in the dormitory and everyone was holding their nose. I thought it would be funny to test this out on Snape.
So today during breakfast, as I walked towards The Great Hall, I spotted Snape. I sped ahead, to get in front of him. When I got close to him, I put my fingers to my nose and held my nostrils shut. I walked by him and gave him a fake, disgusted look. He glared at me but didn't say anything.
Every time I passed him today I held my nose. I swear, if looks could kill then I would be dead.
I went to potions, the last class of today. He got up at the end and walked around looking at everyone's potion. When he got to mine, I put my hand back up to my nose and gave a gagging my noise. I forced myself not to breath, turning my face red. George and Fred, behind me, sniggered.
Snape bent down in front of me, making our faces close. I turned my head back and took a huge gulp of air and then turned back to him.
"Ms. Pierce, is there something wrong with your nose today?" He said silkily.
Acting as if I was gasping for fresh air, I said, "Not at all, Sir."
"Then why are you pinching it closed?"
"It's just that, you umm... seem to have a deathly smell around you."
He straightened up and looked me straight in the eyes. "Then I guess you won't be able to come back to this class. What a shame." He didn't look sincere.
"I'll be able too. Don't worry. I'll fix this problem."
I found it funny. And as I said it, I figured out my new idea.
---Nicole.
September 11th, Wednesday
Number six 'Give him soaps and shampoo'
After I worte on Monday I sent an owl to a wizard shop that sells muggle things. I bought one of those little gift bags filled with little soap samples and shampoo samples. I bought two bags. When it arrived I laughed my head off. But anyways I'll tell you what happened.
I woke up at 6:50 a.m. and went down to the main hall. Everyone always gets up around 7:00 to go down there. So I made sure I was there first. I went to Snapes' spot at the table and put one of the soap packets on his chair. I put a hair clip facing upwards on his seat so once he sat down he would not sit on the soap.
I giggled and went to my seat at the Gryffindor table. Everyone started piling inside. Fred and George sat across from me and raised their eyebrows.
"Just watch Snape." I told them simply. Soon the tables filled up with tasty food and Snape slipped in from one of the back doors.
He quickly strode to his chair and sat down. But as soon as his bottom was on the chair he jumped back up and gave a yelp of pain. Rubbing his bottom and obviously not paying attention to everyone watching him, he looked down at his chair. He picked the packet up and opened. He looked somewhat afraid to open it but did anyways. He looked inside and took out one of the bars of soap.
He cautiously lifted the soap to his nose and sniffed. He scowled at it and dropped it back onto his chair. He looked around the Great Hall and quickly took his hand off his butt, which he was still rubbing. His eyes turned to me and he glared.
I did this again I potions, causing him to try and take points off. George and Fred barged in and told him that I was just giving him a little present. Snape scowled and decided not to take the points off after all.
--Nicole.
September 13th, Friday Number seven- 'Fanclub'
We go on a Hogsmeade trip later today and I have found out that Snape is going. I dug up some money from the bottom of my chest and I'm going to pay a group of 3rd years to follow Snape around and ask him for his autograph. Like a Snape fanclub. I'm going to pay them to do it, because they wouldn't do it without getting paid for it. He can't take points off at Hogsmeade, so I thought it was great. I'll write later to tell you what happened. --Nicole
Later
Well, the third years did it. I went to a bunch of shops and often saw them. But when I didn't see them they told me what they did. They said when they first saw him they followed him closely. He heard them and turned around asking them what they were doing. One of them held out a notebook and asked him for his autograph. He pushed it away and walked faster. But of course they still followed.
They said that they think they pissed him off pretty well. That made me happy. I caught them chasing after him and knew that he had to know that I was the owner of the club. So I told them to tell him. They did and everytime he saw me he would glare. I didn't mind that much, at least he was noticing me.
--Nicole.
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Empress T'Pau – I'm glad you enjoy it and I hope you enjoy this chapter as well. Thank you for the great ideas. Retarded Bumfluff – Thank you for the great ideas. They came in handy. ( Ethra Esme - I'm glad you like it. I guess Snape torturing is funny. Kckfchicks – I'm happy that you like my story. It would be funny to use those things on your teachers! J Black – Here you go (
Please give me few more ideas!