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September 16th, Monday
Number eight – 'Help!'
I found this extremely funny!
In the morning I was standing around with my friends outside of the Great Hall. Snape came up behind us and said, "Inside." I looked at him with a frightened expression. I quickly sat on the floor and wrapped my arms around my knees. I started chanting, "I'm a happy child. I'm a happy child."
He stared at me like I was on drugs or something. He started to say something but Liz got in the way. "Professor maybe if you leave she'll be alright." He glared at her and stormed into the Great Hall. I laughed and stood up, dusting off my bottom.
When I went to potions class I didn't do it for the whole period, only when he came near me and spoke to me. I think he was purposely talking to me, just to get me o be frightened. I think he likes to have people afraid of him. How pathetic! Oh well. Anyways, I'm going to have to think of more ways to torture him.
--Nicole
September 18th, Wednesday Number nine – 'Make-up'
Well, I found all my muggle make-up when I cleaned out my trunk last night. Compact, acne hider, lipstick, eye shadow, and perfume. So when I went to class today I had a little fun with Snape.
I walked in and made sure that Snape noticed that I took a huge whiff of the air.
"Something wrong with your nose again?" He asked from behind me.
I turned around in a flash and sprayed him with my perfume. He gagged for a minute, as if I had sprayed it in his mouth. He grabbed it and threw it in a near by trashcan.
"What was that?!" he yelled at me.
"It was coconut perfume. It smelt better than you do!" I said, acting angry.
"Excuse me?" He said, staring me in the eye.
"You heard me!" I yelled into his face. From my purse I pulled out my acne hider. He didn't see me do it because he was still looking me in the eye. In a second I had wiped a little across his cheek.
"What the..."
"Acne hider silly. You seem to need it."
"You wiped some muggle stuff on me?!" I could tell he was angry.
"Why, yes I did." I said calmly.
"You have been asking for a detention for quite sometime Ms. Pierce. Detention, tommorow night at eight, now go sit down."
I was aiming for detention anyways, because I have a great idea.
--Nicole
September 19th, Thursday Number ten – "Pink and fluffy"
I just got back from detention and I don't think he has noticed the things I put in his office. Well, I'll explain.
When I got to his classroom, he told me that the headmaster had to see him and he might be back a little late. So of course he gave me disgusting things to do. He told me to clean up the slime from the bottom of a cabinet, and to dust his cabinet that's filled with body parts.
So he left and I got to it. Well, not to the cleaning but to the prank. In my backpack I had a bunch of fluffy pink hearts and smiley faces and a whole bunch of things. And the best part about these items is that they don't come off for a whole week. If you try to magic them off, then that just keeps adding days! I'm so bad.
I put the things up in his office. I took down his clock and put up a fuzzy pink one. I took away all his pens and put fuzzy pink ones. I looked around and noticed that he didn't have any pictures, but I had brought some fuzzy pink picture frames. So I just put them up with nothing inside of them. Soon enough, some pictures would come wandering in them and planting their butts here, then annoying Snape out of his mind.
Brilliant!
When I was done I hurriedly did my detention jobs and left in a flash. He probably just got back and is screaming his head off.
--Nicole.
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September 16th, Monday
Number eight – 'Help!'
I found this extremely funny!
In the morning I was standing around with my friends outside of the Great Hall. Snape came up behind us and said, "Inside." I looked at him with a frightened expression. I quickly sat on the floor and wrapped my arms around my knees. I started chanting, "I'm a happy child. I'm a happy child."
He stared at me like I was on drugs or something. He started to say something but Liz got in the way. "Professor maybe if you leave she'll be alright." He glared at her and stormed into the Great Hall. I laughed and stood up, dusting off my bottom.
When I went to potions class I didn't do it for the whole period, only when he came near me and spoke to me. I think he was purposely talking to me, just to get me o be frightened. I think he likes to have people afraid of him. How pathetic! Oh well. Anyways, I'm going to have to think of more ways to torture him.
--Nicole
September 18th, Wednesday Number nine – 'Make-up'
Well, I found all my muggle make-up when I cleaned out my trunk last night. Compact, acne hider, lipstick, eye shadow, and perfume. So when I went to class today I had a little fun with Snape.
I walked in and made sure that Snape noticed that I took a huge whiff of the air.
"Something wrong with your nose again?" He asked from behind me.
I turned around in a flash and sprayed him with my perfume. He gagged for a minute, as if I had sprayed it in his mouth. He grabbed it and threw it in a near by trashcan.
"What was that?!" he yelled at me.
"It was coconut perfume. It smelt better than you do!" I said, acting angry.
"Excuse me?" He said, staring me in the eye.
"You heard me!" I yelled into his face. From my purse I pulled out my acne hider. He didn't see me do it because he was still looking me in the eye. In a second I had wiped a little across his cheek.
"What the..."
"Acne hider silly. You seem to need it."
"You wiped some muggle stuff on me?!" I could tell he was angry.
"Why, yes I did." I said calmly.
"You have been asking for a detention for quite sometime Ms. Pierce. Detention, tommorow night at eight, now go sit down."
I was aiming for detention anyways, because I have a great idea.
--Nicole
September 19th, Thursday Number ten – "Pink and fluffy"
I just got back from detention and I don't think he has noticed the things I put in his office. Well, I'll explain.
When I got to his classroom, he told me that the headmaster had to see him and he might be back a little late. So of course he gave me disgusting things to do. He told me to clean up the slime from the bottom of a cabinet, and to dust his cabinet that's filled with body parts.
So he left and I got to it. Well, not to the cleaning but to the prank. In my backpack I had a bunch of fluffy pink hearts and smiley faces and a whole bunch of things. And the best part about these items is that they don't come off for a whole week. If you try to magic them off, then that just keeps adding days! I'm so bad.
I put the things up in his office. I took down his clock and put up a fuzzy pink one. I took away all his pens and put fuzzy pink ones. I looked around and noticed that he didn't have any pictures, but I had brought some fuzzy pink picture frames. So I just put them up with nothing inside of them. Soon enough, some pictures would come wandering in them and planting their butts here, then annoying Snape out of his mind.
Brilliant!
When I was done I hurriedly did my detention jobs and left in a flash. He probably just got back and is screaming his head off.
--Nicole.
Please read and review! More ideas please.