Ok, I have to admit that I did go to mugglenet.com to get some ideas. So
thanks mugglenet! Number 19 is not offensive! I do it!
September 30th, Monday. Number 17 – 'Angry Today'
Everyday Snape looks really angry. I wish I knew why. Well, maybe because he really wants Mad-eye's job. But that's beside the point. Anyways...
As usual I was standing outside of the Great Hall, talking to my friends when I happened to see Snape walking towards us, as grumpy as ever. I skipped happily to him and stopped in front of him.
He sighed and said, "What now Ms. Pierce?"
"I just want to let you know that you look extremely mean and angry today."
He looked at me with his eyebrows raised, apparently lost for words. He walked past me and into the Great Hall.
"You do!" I yelled after him.
During class today when he came by I shivered on purpose.
"Wow Professor. You seem really mean and scary."
It could have been just been me, but I think he seemed rather pleased. I don't know, it could've been just me.
-Nicole
October 1st , Wendsday Number 18- 'Happy Thoughts'
My Dad who is completely I to happy things sent me a letter last night telling me I should always think happy thoughts. Yeah... ok...
Anyways, I thought this would be fun to try on Snape. I practiced my best Trelawny voice and headed down to the great hall, where my friends were already standing.
I talked to them, always looking over my shoulder for Snape. I finnaly found him and went dodging to him.
"Yes, Ms. Pierce?" He said threw gritted teeth.
"I think you need to work on your happy thoughts Professor Snape. Here let's try. Think about fluffy clouds and pink bunnies, butterflys and peace. Are you thinking Professor?"
"No." he said and pushed past me. I ran after him and said, "Pink bunnies are happy!"
He spun around and I almost crashed into him. "Ms. Pierce, I don't do happy thoughts. Leave me to my own thoughts."
I looked up at him sweetily, "I know a great therapist. Would you like to go meet up with him?"
"I'll pass." He spun around and sped into the Great Hall, without even telling my friends to get inside. I walked back to them and they burst out laughing. I laughed along with them until we decided to go eat breakfast.
During class when ever I could I would say, "happy thoughts," to him. My friends found it extremely funny.
Nicole
August 3rd, Friday Number 19 – 'Yoga'
YES! FRIDAY!
Ok, my Dad also does yoga and he thinks it releases stress and anger. By stretching yourself out you become happier? I don't get it...
Well, I tried this on my favorite teacher also.
When I saw him coming I went up to him. Wow, was he irritated?
"Professor, forget what I said about a therapist. Yoga would help you way more."
"Yoga?"
"It's a muggle thing. You stretch your body out in all different directions," He flinches at this, "and it relieves stress and anger."
"Yoga sounds like something stupid."
"No, it's not!"
"Get to breakfast."
"Yes Sir!" I say and salute him.
He looks at me funny and walks into the great hall.
I couldn't do much during class, expet I did give him some little business cards with the phone number to a couple of yoga places.
-Nicole
September 30th, Monday. Number 17 – 'Angry Today'
Everyday Snape looks really angry. I wish I knew why. Well, maybe because he really wants Mad-eye's job. But that's beside the point. Anyways...
As usual I was standing outside of the Great Hall, talking to my friends when I happened to see Snape walking towards us, as grumpy as ever. I skipped happily to him and stopped in front of him.
He sighed and said, "What now Ms. Pierce?"
"I just want to let you know that you look extremely mean and angry today."
He looked at me with his eyebrows raised, apparently lost for words. He walked past me and into the Great Hall.
"You do!" I yelled after him.
During class today when he came by I shivered on purpose.
"Wow Professor. You seem really mean and scary."
It could have been just been me, but I think he seemed rather pleased. I don't know, it could've been just me.
-Nicole
October 1st , Wendsday Number 18- 'Happy Thoughts'
My Dad who is completely I to happy things sent me a letter last night telling me I should always think happy thoughts. Yeah... ok...
Anyways, I thought this would be fun to try on Snape. I practiced my best Trelawny voice and headed down to the great hall, where my friends were already standing.
I talked to them, always looking over my shoulder for Snape. I finnaly found him and went dodging to him.
"Yes, Ms. Pierce?" He said threw gritted teeth.
"I think you need to work on your happy thoughts Professor Snape. Here let's try. Think about fluffy clouds and pink bunnies, butterflys and peace. Are you thinking Professor?"
"No." he said and pushed past me. I ran after him and said, "Pink bunnies are happy!"
He spun around and I almost crashed into him. "Ms. Pierce, I don't do happy thoughts. Leave me to my own thoughts."
I looked up at him sweetily, "I know a great therapist. Would you like to go meet up with him?"
"I'll pass." He spun around and sped into the Great Hall, without even telling my friends to get inside. I walked back to them and they burst out laughing. I laughed along with them until we decided to go eat breakfast.
During class when ever I could I would say, "happy thoughts," to him. My friends found it extremely funny.
Nicole
August 3rd, Friday Number 19 – 'Yoga'
YES! FRIDAY!
Ok, my Dad also does yoga and he thinks it releases stress and anger. By stretching yourself out you become happier? I don't get it...
Well, I tried this on my favorite teacher also.
When I saw him coming I went up to him. Wow, was he irritated?
"Professor, forget what I said about a therapist. Yoga would help you way more."
"Yoga?"
"It's a muggle thing. You stretch your body out in all different directions," He flinches at this, "and it relieves stress and anger."
"Yoga sounds like something stupid."
"No, it's not!"
"Get to breakfast."
"Yes Sir!" I say and salute him.
He looks at me funny and walks into the great hall.
I couldn't do much during class, expet I did give him some little business cards with the phone number to a couple of yoga places.
-Nicole