Disclaimer: I don't own KND. All is Mr. W's

Operation: EGG

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"Alright class! Settle down! It's time for class to begin. Besides, I have a big project coming up for you guys!" Mr. Porter, the science teacher said with a smirk. Nigel Uno was sitting at the science tables, leaning his head against his plam. His eyes, hidden behind his shades, glanced over to his lab parter. She was bouncing on her stool, clapping her covered hands together.

"Ohh fun! What project!? A big one!? How big!?" Kuki Sanban, the only other team mate from the KND in his last period class. And how she was so hyped up in last period, Nigel would never know. Mr. Porter beamed at Kuki.

"Well, Miss Sanban.. God I love your last name.. the project is in chapter 12. Parenting." Their teacher announced. Nigel raised his eyebrow. Their teacher was such a dork. But parenting!? Everyone in the class mumured to their partners. Mr. Porter grinned evilly.

"So you were wondering last week why I re-paired you up boy-girl.." He said, trying to laugh like an evil scientist. Everyone just kind of stared at him. He coughed.

"Well! You and your partner are going to be parents for a month long project!" Mr. Porter said with a smile. Everyone's faces dropped in horror.. All cept Kuki.

"YAY! What do we get to take care of, Mr. Porter!? A kitty!? A puppy!? A baby turtle!? A baby tiger!?" She asked, listing the things out on her fingers. Mr. Porter laughed nervously.

"No animals.. No, sorry kidos. The district wouldn't allow 10 years olds to take care of any baby animals for a month.. Fortunately for you guys! You get to take care of... DUN DUN DUN... boiled eggs!" Reaching under his desk, he retrieved a box full of cartons of.. boiled eggs. Nigel was wide awake now.

"Boiled eggs!? What happened to the old fashioned bag of flour!?" He asked, urgently. Mr. Porter laughed.

"Well, unfortunately, I was on a tight budget.. And well, you'll just have to deal with eggs for now!" Mr. Porter grabbed a stack of papers off of his desk.

"Now, you all have a list of things to do during the month. You have to change diapers, feed it, rock it to sleep, all the natures of a baby. You should know the drill. If not, it's on this check-list. And diapers? Use a kleenex and some tape. Works like a charm.." He passed out the paper to each table. Nigel blinked.

"How do you know when they.. er.. you know. Need a new diaper?" He asked. Mr. Porter pointed on the paper.

"It takes up to 4 hours to digest food in the human digestive system. So probably about.. 3-5 times a day. All depends. And if you happen to drop your baby and crack it, you may not replace it. Besides, in last week's newsletter to your parents, they were told not to make any for you if you asked. Pretty sneaky, huh?!" He said, flashing a dorky smile. Everyone laughed/coughed.

"Alright before the bell rings, I'm gonna pass out each of you an egg. Each egg is either light blue or light pink. Girls are pink, boys are blue. You must name wisely and be good parents. Set a good role-model.. Be good parents." Once Nigel and Kuki recieved their blue egg, Kuki squealed and held it close to her cheek.

"What should we name him, Numbuh 1?!" She asked, excitedly. Nigel shrugged, not really likeing the idea of parenting an egg.. Kuki smiled, her cheeks blushing slightly.

"Can we name it.. Wally Jr?" She asked. Nigel could feel his stomach churn with jealousy. He raised his eyebrow, rubbing his tummy. Why would Nigel Uno be jealous of Numbuh 4?

"Eh.. Let's name it something else. Like.. Oh I don't know. Alex?" He asked. Kuki blinked, looking down at the egg.

"I dunno.. Does he look like an Alex?" She asked, scratching her head. Nigel smacked his forehead gently.

"It's an egg!" He said. Just then the bell rang. Kuki and Nigel got up from their seats and walked out together. Kuki started naming off names.

"We can name it Joey, Eddy, Andrew, Mike, Ray, Jared, Robbie, Trevor, Patrick, James-" Nigel stopped her.

"Enough with the names.. let's just pick one we both agree on. Do you like..Ryan?" He asked. Kuki shook her head.

"No way!! Ryan Rolcot is a meanie in Math!" She said. "Our egg won't be named Ryan." She said, nodding happily, then nuzzling the egg against her cheek. They were at their lockers, gathering their stuff when Numbuhs 2, 4 and 5 came over.

"Hey guys! Look what me and Numbuh 1 get to do!! We get to take care of an egg!" Kuki said, excitedly slipping on her backpack. Nigel sighed but grinned slightly.

"Yeah. We have to parent it for a month.." He said. Wally looked jealous.

"A month!? Are you serious!? And an egg!? I'm surprised you haven't even dropped it yet.." He said. Kuki's eyes filled with tears. Hoagie grinned.

"You know what this means.. NIGEL AND KUKI SITTING IN A TREE. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Ahaha!" Hoagie sang. Abby smacked him.

"Leave them alone! It's just a school project." She said, shaking her head. Nigel nodded.

"Yeah!" Nigel said. Wally crossed his arms.

"Yeah well I could take better care of a cruddy egg. Besides, what would the chicks at home think!?" He said. Nigel sighed, beginning to walk away from the group.

"Just forget it Numbuh 4. It's just a stupid school project. I wouldn't want to get involved in your little 'crush'. Besides, we have better things to do." He said. Everyone followed him.

"Crush? I think you'd wanna call it luuuuv." Hoagie said, teasing a blushing Wally.

"Wut crush!? I dunno what you guys are talking about.." He said. Kuki wasn't really paying attention. She was nuzzling her and Nigel's egg. Abby raised her eyebrow.

"So.. what's this..egg's name?" She asked. Kuki shrugged.

"We dunno yet. But I'm sure whatever name we give him, it'll suit him well!" She said and giggled. Nigel sighed. This was gonna be a long month...

How was it? Flames aren't tolerated but there's not much I can do about that, I guess. -Sigh- Oh well. Hope you enjoyed it. Chapter 2 will be up soon!