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Draco was fuming. Just across the dining hall the happy threesome was laughing heartily and enjoying dinner. The train ride to Hogwarts had ended hours ago and everyone around him was chatting happily and stuffing themselves with delicious food, but Draco was glaring at anybody who tried to talk to him. Even his friends were giving him some space, choosing instead to torment a Hufflepuff first year.

Draco's view of the Gryffindor table was suddenly blocked by a large figure. "Mr. Malfoy, if I may have a word?"

Draco got up to follow Professor McGonagall out of the hall, but he scowled when he saw Granger standing beside her. She didn't look very happy to see him either. They ignored each other as McGonagall began to talk.

"I expect you both to behave yourselves this year. As Head Boy and Girl you'll have to work together and set an example for the rest of the school. I don't want you two bickering all the time. You will either agree to cooperate or you will hand in your badges. Have I made myself clear?"

"Yes Professor," they said in unison while glaring at each other.

"I will now show you to your rooms. You'll be sharing a common room and bathroom, but they're both rather large, so I'm sure that won't be a problem."

She stopped in front of a large painting of a young maiden kissing a knight on a white stallion.

"The password is 'harmony' and I hope you will both remember that. You will perform your rounds of the school together at 9 o'clock sharp. I will see you both in my class tomorrow. Good night."

She turned and left them glaring at each other. Malfoy smirked and shrugged. "I guess she doesn't trust us to play nice."

Hermione frowned harder. "Not really surprising. Who could ever get along with you?" She turned around. "Harmony," she said sarcastically before walking into the common room.

Draco chuckled humorlessly and followed her, almost knocking her down as he stumbled against her still form. "Move out of my bloody way," he growled, shoving past her, but he froze too when he saw the room. It was much bigger than the normal common rooms and was richly furnished with plush red sofas and armchairs. The huge fireplace in the corner was crackling merrily and the whole room radiated warmth. It was amazing to think that this whole place would only be housing him and Granger.

Hermione had already walked into the joint bathroom and she gasped. White marble stretched as far as she could see with a sunken tub the size of a small swimming pool. Two silver and chrome showers faced the tub and a dozen sinks stretched past them. It was all so fancy and Hermione couldn't wait to try everything out. This was way better than the prefects' bathroom had been, and she wouldn't have to wait in line forever to use it.

She felt someone behind her and turned to see Malfoy grinning. She heard him whistle softly. "Man, somebody up there must really love us. Do they really think we need all this?"

Hermione nodded. "Apparently. We deserve it, I guess. For all the work we'll have to do."

Malfoy grinned wickedly. "So are we gonna divvy out separate times or should we just take a joint bath?" He licked his lips. "Cuz I don't made sharing these kind of things."

"Haha, very funny. If you don't mind, I'm going to bed." She pivoted and left him standing there grinning, but part of her wanted to take him up on his offer. Why did he have to be so damn sexy?

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