DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters, JKR does, I just like making them do things...he he.

Please read my story, if you don't like it, well, so?

Jealousy welled up in Harry's chest like boiling water. How could this happen? I suppose I should've seen it coming, he thought they acted like they liked each other. He glared over at Ron and Hermione holding hands. He was sure, so sure thathe would be the one with Ron, not her. He kept dreaming about him, hell, he practically slept with him during the summer. Ron was sending him mixed signals then he goes off with her…a girl! Oh the betrayal! He walked over to them, he would tell Ron how he feels.

"Ron, could I talk to you?" he glared at Hermione "ALONE!!" Ron kissed Hermione then walked off with Harry.

"Dude, what's your problem?" said Ron, giving Harry a nasty look.

"Well," said Harry drawing a deep breath "I have a confession to make. You see, I've been a bit jealous of you and Hermione, but—"

"Oh, I get it, you just can't the fact that I have a girlfriend and you don't!"

"No, Ron, you don't—"

"Oh, I understand! You want me and Hermione to break up!"

"Yes, but—"

"And then you want her for yourself!"

"RON! YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME! I don't want Hermione, I want you!" Ron stopped. He looked appalled and Harry wished he could just disappear.

"Harry," Ron said kind of quietly, "Are you saying…what I think you're saying? Do you—"

"Yes Ron I want to be more than friends with you."

"I see… well, I'm happy with Hermione, but let's just be friends, mmmkay? Pretend this never happened?"

"Okay, what shall we tell Hermione?"

"Let's just say that you got scratched by Crookshanks and you were a bit upset." Harry started jumping up and down flipping his hands at his chest.

"But that'll make me sound gaaaaaay!" He whined.

"And doing that makes you look it."

At breakfast the next morning Hermione got a letter, but she wouldn't read it aloud.

The next day, Viktor Krum was a Hogwarts! Ron was thinking, "Man, I wonder how he took the break-up." But he seemed cheerful enough.

Ron couldn't seem to find Hermione anywhere. He looked all around. Finally he came to a broom closet and he heard noises, thinking it was Peeves, he opened the door to curse him. To his horror, it was Hermione and Krum having sex! He was so upset that he just ran. When he got to the Gryffindor common room, he saw Harry watching the Creevey brothers with fascination.

"Harry," said Ron as he cried, "I just saw Hermione, and she was having sex with Krum!"

"Oh Ron, do you want me to make you feel better?" He then passionately kissed Ron. They went up to their dormitories. Harry took off his clothes then proceeded to take off Ron's. He examined every inch of his hideously freckled body.

"Wait," said Ron, "I've never done this before, will it hurt?"

"Only for a bit." said Harry as he penetrated Ron's posterior. At first all Ron felt was pain, but then, he felt pleasure, and he loved it! Now it was his turn to penetrate, oh how he loved this! Hermione would never do this with him.

When they finished, they just laid there making out. Finally they came to conversation.

"Harry," said Ron, "Are we gonna keep this secret, or are we gonna flaunt our love?"

"Love?" said Harry as he started to fondle Ron, "I thought this would be all physical, not emotional. Don't you just love the physical?"

"Yes, but don't you think that we should tell someone?"

"Not for now, shall we have another go?"

"Yes, let's."

"Ron! Ron! Will you please talk to me?"

"Why Hermione, why should I? You were cheating on me!" Ron turned to walk away; Harry was waiting for him in a bathroom.

"Ron, it wasn't like I was cheating on you, we never said we'd be exclusive."

"But you never let me bone you! You always said 'No Ron, keep it zipped, wait till we're married.'"

"Yes, well, Krum has rather large hands."

"So do I!"

"And he has large feet."

"So do I!"

"Fine, he has a large Penis!"

Oh, so that's how it's gonna be? We're through!"

"But Ron—"

"No buts Hermione! Besides, I'm happy with being single, it allows me to try new things."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing." And he dashed off to find Harry.

"What took so long?" said Harry as he took off his clothes.

"I broke up with Hermione."

"Does this mean she won't be joining us?"