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Title: Uchiha...-y
(A Naruto parody of Jabberwocky; with sincerest apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Author: Di (shinizero)
Series: Naruto
Rating: PG?
Genre: Poetry, Parody
Disclaimer: Fanwork. Someone else owns the anime/manga of Naruto, and another someone else owns Jabberwocky.
Warnings: Weirdness. A little swearing, a little Naruto and Sasuke shounen-ai. Only vaguely fits in with continuity, somewhere around post-chapter 234 of the manga.
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'Twas Monday, and in Konoha
Tsunade bopped him on the head:
Naruto flailed and snarked, "Oi, baa-...!",
She growled and once more said
"Go find the Uchiha, you brat!
You tell that obsessed, brooding twit
I'm sick of his avenger act!
It's all a load of shit!"
He took his vulpine demon seal:
Long time the bastard boy he sought --
So perched in place on a carved stone face,
He stared at where they'd fought.
He scratched, then froze in disbelief,
The Uchiha, with eyes that spun,
Came skulking toward the Hidden Leaf,
And smirking like at fun!
One, two! One, two! Chi red and blue
As Chidori met Rasengan!
But both shots missed, and...what? A kiss?
There was a change of plans.
"So, brat, you find the Uchiha?"
Two young men blushed, but answered not;
Though one grumped "Blah..." at her "Yee-ha!"
(She'd won the gambling pot.)
'Twas Monday, and in Konoha
The time for payback came to pass;
Naruto snogged his Uchiha,
Then happ'ly kicked his ass.
