Things were going well for Ron and Harry, but Harry was soon growing tired of Ron. He needed something new.

"What are you looking at Potter?" Said Draco Malfoy as Harry surveyed his crotch.

"Nothing," said Harry, Absolutely nothing.

"Harry? Is something wrong? You're just not into it today." And it was true, Harry just didn't feel like having sex with Ron anymore…His freckles were revolting and Harry wanted bigger meat.

"Ron," he aid as he removed his penis from Ron's anal passage, "I think we should go back to being just friends…it's gotten weird."

"I see…maybe if we got someone new to join us?" Just then, Goyle came in. (He had broken into the Gryffindor common room because he had always wondered what it looked like…needless to say; this was not what he expected.) He was very shocked, and then he said, "Potter? Weasly? Are you two an item? May I join in? Harry looked at Ron, and smiled.

"Goyle! Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you!" Draco Malfoy ran to catch up to Goyle. "There were some first years I wanted you to beat!"

"Hey Malfoy. Erm…I was in Gryffindor tower having sex with Ron and Harry…I mean…Just Harry…I mean…I was in the bathroom."

Draco was shocked and appalled.

"Goyle, I'm shocked and appalled! I thought I was the only one who bones you!"

"Well, these guys are more gentle, they slide their penis in my buttocks, they don't ram it in."

"Fine, I'll just have all the fun with Crabbe!"

"He's joining me!"

"Fine, I'll just find my penis another anus then."

"Ok then"

"Alright."

"It worked out for everyone."

"Yes it did."

"I'm gonna…leave now."

"Ok then."

"Fine."

"Potter!" Malfoy burst in on Ron and Harry just as Harry was getting penetrated. "Can I join your orgy?"

"I dunno," said Harry, "Take off your clothes." Malfoy removed his clothes and Harry entered in.

"Wow Potter," said Malfoy as pleasure went through his body, "You're bigger than Goyle!" Then he screamed with joy. Ron joined in by allowing Malfoy to enter into him. Just then, Hermione walked in. (every time something happens, someone always walks in).

"Harry! Ron! Malfoy?!? Ron, is this what you meant by 'try new things'?"

"Yes Hermione, care to join us?" He then walked from Harry and Malfoy and tore off Hermione's clothes. Slowly, as he examined her body, he walked toward her. When he reached her, he stuck his tongue in her mouth, then all over her body. She moaned ever so slightly as Ron went "all the way". She had to bite her lip to keep from screaming. Harry came and performed anal sex on her, and Malfoy on Ron. Crabbe and Goyle finally got there and took on Harry. Things were going extremely well, that is, until Snape came in. He looked sick and gave them all detention.

"Harry," said Ron as they waited in Filch's office, "I think I'll go back to Hermione."

"That's fine, I was gonna break up with you for Malfoy." And so it was. Harry and Malfoy got married and have a happy life. Crabbe and Goyle were forbidden to see each other and now go to separate schools somewhere in America. And, Ron and Hermione were happy until, once again, Krum came along. Ron caught Krum and Hermione having sex yet again and whilst calling her a "slutty know-it-all buck toothed horse face whore bitch" he killed her. After doing so, he hooked up with Krum and he now has the best sex he's had in years.

THE END