Title: A sweet surprise
Author name: Trugeta
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by Akira Toriyama and Funimation. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
This story focuses on Gohan and Videl, and is set after the Majin Buu Saga. Reviews are welcome and appreciated.
Chapter
22: Why not have a picnic?
Last time...
On
the lookout a certain green god pouted. Now they had gone and taken
one of his favourite pastimes away from him. There they had gone and
taught Gohan how to hide his thoughts from Videl. Pheew, he would
find other ways to amuse himself...
A
wicked grin crossed Dende's features as he enjoyed another glass of
Pepsi. Oh yeah, he would...
While
the decidedly drunk and altogether sugar-high Dende was enjoying the
misadventures of a certain Hercule Satan ('How the fraud
deserved it!' Dende thought), self-proclaimed saviour of the
world, said 'saviour' was now slowly coming around again.
Lying
on the kitchen floor, nursing a large bump that would have made a
unicorn envy, Hercule put himself into a sitting position.
"Owww,
has someone noted the license number of the elephant that hit me?"
Videl
giggled at hearing this comment.
"Dad, elephants don't have
license numbers. It was this baby here." she said, hefting her
frying pan of doom™ in her right hand with an evil smirk Vegeta
would have been proud of.
Hercule
glanced warily at his daughters as she stroked her frying pan
lovingly. What the heck was that thing?
No
normal frying pan was this hard! He had a headache as if he
had just run face first into a solid brick wall!
"Vi... Videl!
What is... this thing?" he finally asked, pointing at the frying
pan in her hand.
Videl
smiled proudly.
"This, dad, is a frying pan, as you will have
guessed. But it is also my choice weapon to educate men if they get
naughty. Have I made myself clear?" she asked with a dangerous
glint in her eyes.
Hercule
could only nod. Videl smiled to herself. Obviously she had made quite
an impression on him. Good!
That
would teach him to never adorn himself with Gohan's plumes in front
of her ever again.
Videl
smiled.
"Good. Now that I have made my point clear I will make
me something to eat." she said.
Hercule
saw his chance.
"Videl, could you make me something too?" he
asked in a sweet and hopefully convincing tone.
This
hope however scattered as Videl turned around to him, her face
contorted in fury.
"What! Do you expect me to stand in the
kitchen all day and cook for you too?? What do I look like, your
personal cook??!" she asked dangerously, while Hercule was thinking
frantically what to say to calm her down.
The
only thing he could think was however
'Damn mood-swings! I'm
gonna move to my summer house over to Majorca until her pregnancy is
over or her mood-swings are gone! She is even worse than Rebecca!'
Thus
he could only say
"No... no, of course not! But I would really
like something to eat, pumpkin."
That
however blew Videl's top completely.
"Argh! Men!!" she
yelled, grabbed her frying pan in all her fury and, before Hercule
knew what happened his head was being smashed flat again and he
landed with a 'thump' on the kitchen floor again, knocked out
cold, while the sound of a loud BOOOOONG still reverberated
throughout the house.
Videl
slowly calmed down, and felt a bit sorry for her dad. But only a
bit...
"So! When you come around again you can either go and
cook your own food or you order it. Period!"
She
then wrote a note that she was over to Erasa, as she did not want to
cause her father's head any more damage. Okay, too late and
probably no harm done, at least not more than before...
'Nope,
I can't be bothered to cook now, I will get something at Erasa's.
After all, her fridge is always well equipped...'
"But I
better make sure that she is at home..." she said to herself,
fetched her cell phone and dialled Erasa's number.
Five
minutes (and a lively chat) later, Videl had her confirmation that
Erasa was indeed at home. Her best friend had been delighted that she
wanted to come over, as she wanted to hear first hand how her new
frying pan of doom™ had worked.
At
question if she had enough to eat Erasa had only giggled and had said
'That won't be a problem, Videl, come right over.'
Thus
Videl wrote a note for both Gohan and her dad, to let them know where
she had gone. Cautious as she was she packed her frying pan of doom™
into her backpack, so that no one could hide her most prized
possession from her...
She
stroked her belly, feeling the growing KI of her baby.
"Yeah,
mommy is gonna show them, little one..." Videl said with her smile,
then boarded her jet-copter and flew of towards Erasa.
30
minutes later, Erasa's flat
Videl
and Erasa were sitting together in the comfy sofas, and chatted
animatedly. Videl had helped herself to something to eat, and Erasa
had granted her best friend full access to her fridge.
Thus
Videl was enjoying a pizza, while telling Erasa what had happened
ever since she had gained possession of the frying pan of doom™
yesterday.
"... and then Gohan ticked me off, I saw read,
grabbed the frying pan and smashed it over his head. And do you know
what happened?"
Erasa,
who had practically hung at Videl's lips, shook her head.
"No.
What, Videl?" she asked in the tone of someone who wanted to know
how the detective story ended.
Videl
had to suppress a smile.
"It managed to give him several large
bumps! And the frying pan itself did not have the slightest scratch!"
Erasa
looked impressed.
"That's blatant, Videl! Wow, you told how
hard Gohan's head is and that it could withstand normal frying pans
and would even break them! And that thing did not suffer a scratch!
Really blatant!"
Videl
nodded.
"And do you want to know what it did to my dad?" she
asked, smiling mischievously.
Erasa
nodded so hard that Videl was concerned her head would fall off any
second.
"Of course! Tell me!"
Videl
giggled before answering.
"It knocked him out cold! Twice!"
she told her best friend triumphantly.
Erasa
was impressed.
"It knocked your dad out? The world's strongest
man?"
Videl
nodded, but had to put something straight here.
"Yeah. But as
you know, my dad is not the worlds strongest. Gohan is."
Erasa
blushed.
"Oops. Forgot. I think it's out of old habit, Videl."
she said sheepishly. "But what did your dad do to tick you off?"
she asked then.
Now
it was Videl's turn to blush.
"Well, he managed to tick me off
while I had one of my more severe mood-swings. He wanted me to cook
something for him, and I blew up on him. You know, I always hated
when I had to cook something for him, and today I blew my top because
of it. Plus, he boasted beforehand about his 'deeds as Earth'
saviour, and I could not stand it."
Erasa
smiled at her best friend.
"I understand that perfectly, Videl.
That must have been a funny sight, however. Your dad, Earth'
self-proclaimed saviour, knocked out cold by his daughter.
Hilarious!" she said and promptly started to giggle.
Videl
fell in seconds later, and it took them several minutes until they
had calmed down again.
"Too
bad that we had no time to make it to Lake Satan yesterday, but as we
told you, Sharpener and I had no time. Once Gohan had said you would
not be able to come, we planned it otherwise."
"Yeah,"
Videl said, "and that was the reason why I smashed Gohan's hair
flat repeatedly. But I think I have made myself clear, and I think he
won't decide over my head in future."
Erasa
nearly pitied the poor Gohan. That was the Videl she knew ever since
her first year, strong-willed and a force of nature if crossed.
Sure,
she had improved ever since she and Gohan had become a couple, but it
seemed as if those mood-swings made her a person better not to be
crossed...
Suddenly
Videl's eyes lit up, as an idea came into her mind.
"Hey
Erasa, I have the perfect idea what we could do!" she exclaimed,
all happy.
Erasa
looked at her in anticipation.
"What is it?"
Videl
smiled.
"I had the idea that we could make a picnic. But not
only Barry and Alex, Sharpener and you, Gohan and me, but also my
dad, Gohan's parents and the Briefs. How does that sound?"
Erasa
looked thunderstruck.
"The BRIEFS? You mean... you want to
invite the Briefs?" she asked, awed.
Videl
smiled at her best friend.
"Yeah. So? Remember they were at
Gohan's and my wedding, and your sister babysitted their son. So
what? It's nothing special."
Erasa
looked still dumbfounded.
"But Videl, it is. Remember, Bulma
Briefs employs more than half the city! It IS something special!"
Videl
giggled.
"Maybe, but you'll think otherwise once you've come
to know Bulma. She is a wonderful person! Not bigheaded at all! She
is kind, nice and resourceful, okay, when it comes to her husband she
has to resort to other means," the young woman smirked at that,
"but she is so cool!"
Erasa
looked unconvinced.
"Videl, her husband, isn't that this
dangerous man who injured several reporters who bothered him too
much?"
Videl
nodded while smiling sheepishly.
"Yup. That's Vegeta for you."
Erasa
looked even more awed.
"Wow! You even know him on a first name
basis! Blasting!"
"How true." Videl said, smiling at the word fun, "You know that
Gohan is a half-Saiyan, right?" she asked, and Erasa nodded. "Well,
Vegeta, Bulma's husband is a full-blooded Saiyan, and that's not
all, he is the Prince of all Saiyans!"
A
loud thump could be heard. Erasa had leant over the couch for a while
now, but now she fallen out by sheer surprise.
"What! Bulma
Briefs' husband is a PRINCE??!" she nearly yelled.
Videl
nodded.
"Yup. The Prince of all Saiyans. But as he has no
subjects any more this title holds merely formal power."
'It's
not as if Vegeta would not have enough power in his own hands...'
Now
Erasa's curiosity was aroused.
"Why has he no subjects any
more?"
Gohan's
wife pondered if she could tell her best friend. After some seconds
of thinking she came to the conclusion that she could.
After
all, Erasa already knew that Gohan, Goten and their father were not
full humans. Thus she figured Erasa could know. But she would only
tell her the 'light version'...
"Okay, Erasa. Vegeta has no
subjects any more because his homeworld was destroyed several years
back by an evil space tyrant called Frieza. Only Vegeta and Goku
survived. Both founded families here on Earth and do now live among
us. They have sworn to protect Earth, and so does Gohan."
Erasa
looked at her even more awed then before.
"Wow! That is
incredible! And now I understand why this Vegeta injured the
reporters!" she exclaimed.
Videl
looked baffled.
"Yeah? Why?"
Erasa's
face got a superior expression.
"Well, think about it. You are a
Prince, and you have always been raised into the belief that others
are beneath you. Now you are on Earth, and some nerving reporters
have the wit to bombard you with questions. At first you ignore them,
but you know reporters, they become obtrusive and soon you've had
enough. And from your description of the capabilities the average
Saiyan has I can tell that injuries are no surprise."
Videl
looked at her best friend in surprise. That had actually made
sense!
"Wow, Erasa. Cool explanation!"
Erasa
smiled modestly.
"I've read a lot about royals..."
Her
best friend smirked.
"I bet you have. So, how about the picnic?
You in?"
Erasa
nodded.
"Yeah, I am. I will tell Sharpie today. When had you
planned it?"
"This
weekend. I will arrange everything with Gohan's family and
relatives; will you do the same with Sharpie, Barry and your sister?"
Videl asked.
"Sure
thing! You can count on me, Videl!" Erasa answered.
Videl
smiled.
"I knew. But one thing, or rather two: Despite your
knowledge on royals, don't cross Vegeta. I speak from experience.
And the other: be prepared for very strange behaviour..."
Nobody
(besides Mr. Popo) could hear the laughter that ringed out from the
lookout...
TBC...
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Next time: A picnic at the Briefs! Some surprises for Gohan, as the
little demi-demons, eh, demi-Saiyans are up to something... so stay
tuned! ==
Thanks
for reading! And please review!
And
as always a very special thanks to my beta, who is doing a great job!
Thx!
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Sherry3440:
Thank you! I'm glad that you like it, and it's always nice to
have new readers! Hope you enjoy the future chappies too!
goldfighter:
Thanks to reviewer No. 300! Yeah, I love to write those fight scenes,
and it will be explained later why Vegeta had no chance against
Gohan. This has all a reason...
MK-United-Press:
Glad that you like it! And yeah, it all follows a plan. This is not
some kind of random plot less fic...
Candy
the Duck: As far as I know, it has not been mentioned in the
series, thus you're right, there is no wrong or right. That was
just my take on it...
twerrpsam:
Thank you! Hope you got somewhat enough Hercule torture out of this
chappie. And I agree, the old baka deserves it...
megs21:
Hey there! Thanks, I'm glad that you like it! Actually I'm
planning ahead and know where I want to go with the story, so I can
safely say it will be some chappies until you get the Chi-Chi
reaction (foreshadowing: #sees Pan# "I'm finally a grandmother!"
#faints#). As for Videl and an apology, compare to chappie 19...
zara
m: Thanks! As said last chappie, I don't criticise other
author's take on the Saiyan bond in any way. And I'm looking
forward to read your take on it. That's bound to be interesting, as
we both like to have well-though-out theories. We'll see if Videl
will get suspicious. But I think Gohan is clever enough and will
remember to pass some thoughts trough...
ElectraBlack:
Thank you! And yeah, I just had to write this line regarding Star
Trek, I though that fitted well. Glad that you liked it! Yup, one has
to watch out what Dende is doing...
Saiyan-of-the-Seas:
Cool, that sounds good! Looking forward to it!
Marshmellow13Dragon:
Glad that you liked the history part, I put some thought into it...
:)
And I believe you no problem regarding those rings. I've made
my own experiences. Hope you're back to highspeed by now!
Sarki: I thought as much...
Rose
Vaughn: I think it will. And from next chapter on it will get
even more interesting...
Cappucine:
Yeah, that he has. And thanks! I'm glad that you enjoyed it!
cosmictwilight:
# hands out a supply of frozen colas plus capsule fridge # Here you
go! And 6 in the morning? Eesh! Now that's early...
As for the
KI-interchange, compare to what Vegeta said to Gohan. And now you
know what Erasa and Videl are planning. And Dende too... oO!
Mr.Staypuft:
Thank you very much! Though this one is not as long, I hope it met
the requirements. But before Dende screws up, there will be happening
some more...
animeprincess1452:
Thanks! Yeah, I had a lot of ideas for that one and it grew longer
and longer. But that Vegeta helped out Gohan has a reason, and you'll
soon see which. I'm glad that you like it!
Joou
Himeko Dah: Thank you! The newest evil scheme of Dende will be
revealed shortly. And a certain demi-Saiyan won't be happy...
Please
continue to read and review. I greatly enjoy everyone's feedback.
Thank you!
