Title: A sweet surprise
Author name: Trugeta
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by Akira Toriyama and Funimation. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
This story focuses on Gohan and Videl, and is set after the Majin Buu Saga. Reviews are welcome and appreciated.
Author's Note: The title says it. Our favourite Saiyan gets pranked, and the result will be... most interesting. Btw, this is where I'll go AU, and you'll know what I mean when you read it...
Important note: due to a business appointment I won't be able to do anything on the internet until the 14th , so no updates till after that date. Sorry... :(
Now enjoy...
Chapter
23: A picnic and a prank
Last
time...
"This
weekend. I will arrange everything with Gohan's family and
relatives, will you do the same with Sharpie, Barry and your sister?"
Videl asked.
"Sure
thing! You can count on me, Videl!" Erasa answered.
Videl
smiled.
"Very good. But one thing, or rather two: Despite your
knowledge on royals, don't cross Vegeta. I speak from experience.
And the other: be prepared for very strange behaviour..."
Now
the continuation...
Naturally
everything had gone as planned once Videl had chatted with Bulma and
Chi-Chi, and under the threat of being walloped with the frying pan
of doom™ even Vegeta had grudgingly given in to join the 'petty
human activity'.
The
young Son woman was quite looking forward to the picnic. Finally they
would have time to meet their friends, and hopefully that would also
ensure some relaxation. Well, with the Saiyans around one never knew
what would happen next...
As
for that, Videl and Gohan had warned their friends beforehand to
expect really strange behaviour, but as all of them knew by now just
how strange the average Saiyan could be they were prepared. Or so
they hoped...
Unbeknownst
to the women the three adult Saiyan men had begun to plan how to get
rid of the dreaded frying pans of doom™.
But
until now not even the genius intellect of Gohan had managed to find
a way to lure the women away from their beloved frying pans of doom™,
which each onna guarded jealously. And it would not bode well for
them to simply threaten their wives or hide those blasted frying
pans, for then they would risk to loose bed privileges, the GR and
all the other nice things that made life worthwhile besides fighting.
No, they had to find another approach...
And
the most promising approach would be to uncover who had given those
darn, dreaded things to the women and make him, her or it pay
dearly, cause neither Gohan nor Goku nor Vegeta believed the
story of the women, that some mysterious magician had given the
frying pans of doom™ to Goku's father-in-law who had then passed
them onto the women.
For
the time being and until they had devised a promising plan (or
uncovered the cruel being that had put them into this miserable
situation and put it, him or her out of its misery) they would have
to put up with the frying pans of doom™ and be very careful
with what they did...
Luckily
the bond-problem was not existent any more for Gohan, but in order
not to arouse suspicion Gohan let Videl hear his innocuous thoughts
every once in a while. Alas, it was so good not to get your head
smashed flat for something you thought. Now he could curse inwardly
about those blasted mood-swings as much as he wanted without risk for
his life. Justice had been served...
However,
Gohan had decided that he would enlighten Videl completely in
everything regarding their bond once her mood-swings had abated. He
would approximately tell her that he had found a way to block his
thoughts once the pregnancy was over, to be on the safe side. Videl
however was still broadcasting her thoughts to him as she had no
shields in place, and this was now working to his advantage...
Slowly
the day of the picnic was approaching, and the women were preparing
it in any way possible.
Even
Videl, who had received some very good stomach smoother to deal with
her morning sickness, was participating, much to the relief of a
certain demi-Saiyan, who was praying each day for the mood swings to
end.
Little
did he know that his prayers landed at the wrong address, cause the
Kami of Earth, normally a good friend of Gohan's, was still far
away from being normal...
The
day of the picnic
The
picnic was taking place at the Briefs residence, as it was still the
location with the most space, and the picnic could easily be held in
their park like garden.
Slowly
everyone was arriving, and when Erasa arrived with Sharpener they
could at first not believe that they really were talking, or rather
stammering, to Bulma Briefs.
Sure,
Erasa knew consciously from Videl that they would meet her, but
standing really before her was actually something else.
Videl
had smiled at first at the sight, but then she had stopped her best
friend from making too much of a fool of herself and had successfully
distracted them from Bulma by leading them into the garden, dreamy
expressions still plastered on their faces.
She
only hoped that Barry and Alex would not be so overwhelmed by Bulma
as Erasa and her boyfriend had been...
Bulma
had naturally waved the behaviour of Erasa and Sharpener off, after
all, she was used to these reactions.
'Sigh, that comes with
being a genius and multi-billionaire. But it's always fun to
watch...' she thought. But inwardly she was very glad that
Vegeta was still training, for he certainly would have found his own
choice words for those two. Probably something along the lines of
'baka human weaklings', followed close by the threat to blast
them into the next dimension if they got on his nerves...
Meanwhile
said Vegeta, Goku and Gohan were engaged in a spar in the GR, due to
the intensity of their battle not aware that two certain pintsized
demi-Saiyans had sneaked off.
And
one thing is for sure: when those two sneaked off, it certainly did
not bode well...
And
really, the little demi-demons, ehh, Saiyans, had planned something
very special for this day. Little did they know that they had
been influenced to do so by a certain Kami of Earth, who thought his
newest plan to make Gohan's life interesting to be absolute
ingenious...
At
the lookout...
Dende
had considered the prayer of Gohan and had decided that the
demi-Saiyan had suffered enough under the mood swings of his mate,
for even he himself could not stand all that screeching any more.But that did not mean that he would stop being, umm,
creative.
Yeah,
that was the word, creative. He would be creative in order to make
Gohan's life interesting. Had not some Earth philosopher said 'May
you live in interesting times'? Heh, Gohan would surely live to
see very interesting times...
'Oh
yeah, Gohan is in for some interesting surprise or the other.
This will be quite entertaining...' Dende thought smirking,
while he refilled his glass with Pepsi with a thought.
Poor
Mr. Popo had unsuccessfully tried to stop Dende from consuming more
of the stuff, as he had noticed what its effects upon Dende was, but
when he had suggested Dende should stop the God of Earth had only
laughed wickedly.
And
Mr. Popo, not being one to speak up to his master, the Kami of Earth,
had silently prayed to the Kais that this horror-trip may soon be
over, and Dende back to normal...
But
sadly it did not look this way, and as the only one who could have
recognized what was going on with the Kami of Earth was still
meditating in some godforsaken desert, there was little hope for the
situation to improve.
If
only he could find a way to contact the meditating Piccolo without
drawing Dende's attention towards him. He had to find a way,
otherwise Dende would go too far and a certain demi-Saiyan would most
probably kill him. And, Mr. Popo had to admit, he had gotten used to
Dende. He was a good Kami, when he was not drunk...
Too
bad that he could not contact Piccolo while said Namek was still
meditating in the desert, for if a Namek had gone into deep
meditation no one and nothing but himself could get him out of this
state, except maybe an impending attack...
At the Briefs...
Goten
and Trunks were sneaking trough the house, the one chibi determined,
the other endlessly hungry.
Due
to all the earlier excitement at the training, Goten had temporarily
forgotten his rising hunger, but now that he had time to think, he
remembered it, and it was back full force.
Now he was more
than ready to eat. Chibi Trunks, however, was totally focussed and
had pushed any other thoughts into the back of his mind, miraculously
even the thoughts of food. But if the son of Vegeta wanted to
accomplish something and had to do without food, than he would do so.
He
noticed however that Goten trudged behind rather listlessly...
"Hey
Goten, come on! We have to implement our plan now, while the others
are still training. This is the perfect opportunity to place it into
Gohan's shower!" Trunks stated.
Goten
made a face while holding his stomach.
"I know, I know, Trunks,
but I'm sooooo hungry!!"
Trunks
glared at his best friend. Couldn't he think one time, only one
time, of something other than food? Okay, cut that
question...
"Goten, are you a true Saiyan or not?" Trunks
asked, surprising his best friend with this change in tactics.
Goten
had to think for a moment, then nodded.
"Mmmhhmm!"
Trunks
smirked.
"Then you know that a true Saiyan warrior would never
let anything keep him from fulfilling his mission, right?"
Goten
thought for a moment, then nodded.
Trunks
smirk grew broader. Now he had got him!
"So, if you are a true
Saiyan warrior nothing will keep you from accomplishing your mission,
right?"
Goten looked
unsure.
"Umm, Trunks, what means ac... acc... umm, you know
what?" the demi asked.
Trunks nearly slapped
his head. Did Goten ever read? And could that one year he was older
really matter this much? The older demi sighed
"I guess I have
to give him a dictionary..." Trunks mumbled before answering,
"'Accomplishing' means to complete something, to finish
your job, in other words."
Goten's
face lit up.
"Ohh! Why didn't you say so in the first place,
Trunks?"
Trunks could not help
but groan.
"Anyway, will you, as a true Saiyan warrior let
anything keep you from finishing the job?" he asked.
Goten
grinned this time.
"No way!"
Trunks
mirrored the grin. Now they were getting somewhere...
"Then
let's do it! First we have gotta fetch it from my room. I hid it in
the secret drawer I installed after they had punished us for our last
prank."
Goten
was impressed.
"Way cool! And where did you get it again? Will
it work? What does it do again?"
Trunks sighed. His
best friend was fun to be around, but he surely was not the brightest
soul around...
"Goten, I have already told you. I found it in
Mum's lab while she was off into one of the testing areas. No one
saw me, and once I read the description I knew it would be perfect
for a prank."
Goten nodded
eagerly.
"Cool, Trunks! But what does it do again?"
Trunks
sighed. Sometimes his best friend was too forgetful...
"Okay, I
will tell you again. It's a harmless looking substance that looks
just like water. And according to the description it can only be
applied onto a Saiyan. It forces the Saiyan who comes in contact with
it to power up to his maximum, and he will be unable to power down
for the 24 hours. If the Saiyan is strong enough and has reached a
high enough level he can't be touched by anyone, as his aura will
stay active the whole time! It can't be turned off! And as Gohan is
a Super Saiyan Two that should work like a charm. The description
said that there may be other side effects, but it did not say which."
Trunks listed.
Goten
grinned.
"That is way cool! That sounds like one of the cursed
waters from Ranma!" he exclaimed.
Thinking
about it Trunks had to admit that his best friend was right. It
really sounded like one of the cursed waters, and he was eager to see
if it would work...
"And the coolest is, it stood harmlessly in
the hindmost corner of mom's lab-cabinet. Only waiting for me...
Come on, we have to hurry. We still have to 'improve' Gohan's
shampoo..."
Goten's
eyes gleamed mischievously, hunger completely forgotten now.
"Wicked!
Let's do it!" he exclaimed.
Trunks
grinned evilly.
"This one will go down in the history books."
Through
his evil cackle, Goten managed to say
"Oh yeah. This'll be our
best one yet."
If
anyone would have heard that maniacal laughter that ringed out from
the lookout once Goten and Trunks had 'improved' the shampoo,
they would have run for the hills as fast as they could. Thus only
poor Mr. Popo heard it, and shivered with fear. And there was no hill
nearby to which he could have run to, as much as he would have
wished...
Ten
minutes later the chibis had put their ingenious (even if suicidal)
plan into action, and the 'improved' shampoo waited innocently
for Gohan. As innocently as 'improved' shampoo can be, that is...
Meanwhile
Videl and the other women had ordered their men to stop the training,
as the first guests had arrived. They were very much looking forward
to have the occasion to actually spend some time chatting with the
others of the gang, and thus their men had to make themselves
presentable.
Grudgingly,
but well knowing that if they did not oblige punishment would follow,
the Saiyans called it a day and went to hit the showers. As every
Saiyan had his own, practically spoken for shower, the chibis plan
was failsafe...
Goten
and Trunks, who had meanwhile joined the picnic in order not to look
too suspicious, were instantly greeted by Alex, who had quite a
history with those two. Barry, Sharpener and Erasa were standing next
to her.
"Ah, there you are, you two. Long time no see. But I bet
you two have not changed a bit and the next prank is waiting around
the next corner, huh?" she joked.
Goten
prepared to answer, and it would surely have been a naive and
revealing answer, so Trunks nudged his elbow into his best friends
ribs (unnoticed by the others due to long practise) and used Goten's
temporary distraction to answer himself.
"Of course not, Alex.
You remember what our mothers did to us the last time? We would be
crazy to do anything to provoke their wrath." he said in the
breast-note of confirmedness as only an eight year old could do,
while inwardly his heart foamed over with glee.
Goten
looked decidedly confused by now.
"But Trunks..." he began,
and received again an elbow into the side.
Alex
looked at him questioningly. Trunks smiled uneasily.
"You know
Goten, he always wants food." he came up with a diversion.
Hopefully the mention of food would distract Goten enough so that he
would not give them away...
And
as Trunks had estimated, but quite to his relief, Goten fell for the
diversion.
"Yeah," he said, a ravenous expression on his face,
"can we go now? Pulease? I'm starving!"
Trunks
only shrugged, not showing his immense relief, and smiled
sheepishly.
"You know us Saiyans. We're always hungry. Come,
Goten, we'll help ourselves to some food. Oh, Alex, are you still
angry at us for what we did?" he asked with his best puppy-dog
eyes.
Alex
could not help but smile.
"No," she said, ruffling Trunks'
hair, and then, after he looked at her with puppy-dog eyes too,
saying 'Hey, don't wanna be left out', she ruffled Goten's
hair too, "but if you dare to prank me or Barry, I'll swear I'll
gather the dragonballs and wish to be a stronger Saiyan than Gotenks
for the rest of my lifetime. And then I'll make your lives pure
hell. Understood?" she asked deadly serious.
Trunks
and Goten gulped.
"Yes, ma'am!" they chorused and then
dashed off. They still had to find a good hiding place for when the
'show' started...
Barry
smiled at his girl-friend.
"You surely made quite an impression
on those two, hun. It scared even me." he joked.
Alex
smiled back.
"Yeah, but I swear those two are up to something. I
don't know what, but we better watch our backs."
Her
boyfriend smirked.
"After what you did to them last time I'm
quite sure those two would not dare to prank you, hun."
Alex
shrugged.
"Who knows what those two are up to..."
Poor
Sharpie, who had not been told what had happened between Alex and the
chibis stared uncomprehending at them. Luckily for him Erasa caught
up on his dumbfounded expression.
"Oh right, love, I completely
forgot to tell you what happened when Alex babysat those two
pranksters..." she said and then launched herself into the full
story, and Sharpie's eyes became bigger by the second. Yeah, he
would do good to watch his back around those two...
Meanwhile...
Unsuspecting,
Gohan turned the water off and applied the shampoo to his scalp. What
happened next was mayhem, and surely not what Gohan would have
expected...
Goku's
and Vegeta's heads suddenly turned sharply from their respective
showers as a loud BOOM could be heard as well as a blatant and
nearly ridiculous increase in Gohan's power-level could be felt.
Not
bothering to grab a towel both exited the shower to look what had
happened. However, they did not believe their eyes when they saw it.
The
whole shower-cubicle had been blown into oblivion, and the dust was
still settling down. And amidst the dust and rubble a large, golden
glowing silhouette could be seen, coughing and snuffling because of
the dust.
The
power the silhouette was emitting was alarming and unreal, and both
Goku and Vegeta doubted that they had ever felt something this
strong before.
Vegeta
found the ability to speak first.
"What the blue blazes..."
Suddenly
the silhouette stepped forward, only to reveal a very pissed off
looking Gohan. Just that he did not look like the regular Gohan. His
eyebrows had disappeared; the hair had grown and was falling down his
back thickly, while his aura gave off a high-pitched, powerful sound.
Right
before their eyes stood a naked Super Saiyan Three Gohan amidst the
destroyed shower, and he was looking very, very pissed off...
TBC...
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Next time: A very angry Super Saiyan Three Gohan is out to find the
one's responsible for the prank. And he has a very firm
suspicion... so better run and hide, Trunks and Goten! Stay tuned for
more! ==
Thanks
for reading! And please review!
As
always very special thanks to my beta Rose Vaughn, who is doing a
great job! Thx, Ash!
Marshmellow13Dragon:
Yup, that's definitely a start (highspeed is highspeed :) ). And
yeah, Dende has got something planned, as you could see. But you
haven't seen all. And thanks for the compliment, I appreciate it!
Sarki: sorry! °hands out cola° Better?
Rejhan:
I'm glad that you liked them. And yeah, it was quite obvious that
Barry and Alex would come together. They make a cute couple...
Saiyan-of-the-Seas:
Thank you! I'm sorry to say that, but you'll have to wait a bit
till the next chapter (see A/N)...
cosmictwilight:
Yeah, or something like Instant Transmission to get to it without
loosing time... :)
No problem, and I'm glad to hear that your
performance went well (I kept my fingers crossed!). As for Sharpie, I
decided to spare him this fate...
Mei
fa-chan: Thank you for the compliment, I'm
glad that you like them!
goldfighter:
You want more and you get more. Glad that you liked it!
Megs21:
Thank you for the compliment, I always try to give this story my
best. Yeah, I figured the Chi-Chi-reaction to be something along
these lines... and I'm glad that you love the story!
zfighter1989:
Yeah, and there will be more coming out. I'll keep 'em coming...
:)
Tootsy:
Hey, I'm glad to hear that everything's going well for you. I can
imagine that a pregnancy is something magical for a woman, and I
can't wait for my wife to get pregnant. :)
I'm glad that you
liked the Hercule torture part, and as for the bond part, I wanted to
try a different approach than the bite-mark, and I'm glad that you
seem to like it. And I'm glad for Gohan too... :)
ElectraBlack:
I'm glad you liked it. And Hercule had it coming, hadn't he?
Yeah, mood-swings aren't good, but luckily for Gohan Dende has
stopped tempering with Videl's. But what he had the chibis do was
pure evil! I think I'll have to punish him...
Cool that you
liked the line with the license plate, that was a lil fun I had to
include. And I'm looking forward to read more from you!
Joou
Himeko Dah: For Trunks and Goten it surely is. For Gohan... hmm,
I doubt it. But you'll soon see that the chibis will regret what
they did...
Son
Oliver: You're very good at guessing. As you saw, this Gohan is
different from the one of the series. You'll see how different this
Gohan is in the next chapters...
As for those harpy weapons, wait
and see...
animeprincess1452:
Thanks! Yeah, but luckily she only gave it a workout on Hercule...
:)
Candy
the Duck: Understandable. A Kami who wants to prank is a force to
be reckoned with...
Cappucine:
Thank you! But I doubt that Videl (and most of all Gohan) will get
opportunity to relax in the next few hours. Maybe when the aftermath
of the prank is sorted out...
Hope the Alex-chibi-conversation met
your approval. I didn't include a typical
Vegeta-meets-humans-scene, for that would have been to
stereotypic...
Rose
Vaughn: Thanks! And yup, he'll soon wish he'd never touched
Pepsi...
zara
m: Thank you! But moi? I would never do something cruel now,
would I? :)
Please
continue to read and review. I greatly enjoy everyone's feedback.
Thank you!
