CASE IN POINT #2: Leftovers
"Yuna, if you whistle I'll come running," Tidus said dreamily.
"Really?" Yuna breathed.
"I'll follow you wherever you go."
"Wherever I go?"
"Yes. Wherever you go."
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"Wakka, you know you can never replace Chappu?" Lulu asked.
"Yah… I know," Wakka replied quietly.
"You know I act bitchy towards you because I'm worried about you."
"Yah… I know. I really care for you, Lu."
"Let's make a hideous baby."
"Right on!"
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"Kimahri has no girlfriend. Kimahri is big blue furry lion dude, so Kimahri is automatically left out of any romantic pairings. Kimahri cannot help but feel very relieved about that. After all, Kimahri will one day return to Mt. Gagazet and make little Ronso babies with Nuvy Ronso from Ronso Fangs. Yes, Kimahri will marry Nuvy. Nuvy is one hot mama. Kimahri be quiet now. Kimahri write love letter to Nuvy in his livejournal when we get to Luca."
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"Auron?" Rikku asked curiously, staring at all the other paired-off members of the party.
"Don't even think about it," Auron replied sharply.
"Why not?"
"Because forming a relationship on the basis that we are the only leftover characters is asinine and immature."
"Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense."