CASE IN POINT #3: Age Difference
"Hey, Auron!"
Auron half-turned over his shoulder in time to see Tidus speeding up the path behind him. He held in an annoyed sigh, and raised his head as though querying the cause for his name to be called.
"I need to ask you something," Tidus said, crossing his arms demandingly.
"Go ahead," Auron remarked.
"Do you have the hots for Rikku?"
Auron paused for a moment to consider this. "Excuse me?"
"I mean… I don't know, I'm sensing chemistry between you two," Tidus shrugged.
There was a short, obnoxious pause.
"Tidus, how old is she?" asked Auron impatiently.
"Fifteen?" Tidus guessed.
"And do you know how old I am?"
Tidus wisely chose not to voice his guess, seeing as he was bad with faces and Auron had that six-foot beheading sword on his shoulder.
"I'm thirty-five," Auron answered after a few seconds. "Thirty-five year old men, at least those who are mature and responsible, do not look to fifteen year old girls for sexual enjoyment."
"But what about all those dirty magazines my old man used to keep around?" Tidus asked, thinking he had the warrior cornered.
"If you haven't noticed, dirty magazines are focused on one feature in particular. If I were lusting after a younger woman, I'd choose Lulu," Auron replied, rolling his eye. "She has a nice rack, at least."
He stomped off down the road without another word.
Tidus was inclined to agree.