CASE IN POINT #5: Mister Rogers He Ain't
"Auron? Are you kidding?" Yuna gaped at her cousin.
Rikku blushed and rocked back and forth in her chair. "Well… I mean, he's so strong and he's said some really sweet things to me."
"Like what?" asked Yuna.
"I've conveniently recorded the game script and picked out all the lines he said to me… sweet nothings, y'know!" Rikku grinned, pulling a sphere player out of her pocket. "Here, listen…"
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"I think I forgot something in Guadosalam."
"Nice knowing you."
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"Fine, we rest. She's worse than the storm."
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"It's not stopping, is it?"
"Don't tell me you were hoping it would."
"YEEK!"
"Fine. Stay here."
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Rikku bit her lip. "Well… those ones aren't so… er… Here, a little further…"
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"Enough. Dwelling in the past is futile!"
"Hey! You don't have to say it like that!"
"You want to waste time listening to her regrets?!"
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"Hey, you know something, don't you? Spill the beans!"
"Look not to others for knowledge. This is your journey too."
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"Er… Rikku…" Yuna said uncomfortably.
"H-he really is very sweet and sensitive!" Rikku growled, hitting rewind on the player. "It's around here somewhere!"
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"Open your eyes."
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"THERE!" Rikku leapt up from her seat and pointed at the recorder. "THERE! THERE! SEE!? THAT WASN'T INSENSITIVE OR MEAN!"
"It's very… um… convincing, Rikku," Yuna murmured.