Desperate Angel

The Labyrinth

An Angel Sanctuary fanfiction by Kaochan
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Chapter 5

"Wonderful." Kira said somewhat more irritably than was his wont. "Next time we meet up with freak boy back there, I'll do the talking."

After delivering his last cryptically-worded warning, Rociel had disappeared off somewhere to do whatever it was effeminate insane angels did when they weren't obliquely threatening their adversaries, leaving Setsuna and a decidedly aggravated Kira alone in the tunnels again. Kira had been left decidedly annoyed by the encounter: Rociel had him more than a little alarmed but he couldn't admit to it, such a thing would be bad for his image. Instead he acted annoyed, that at least didn't make him look so terminally pathetic. For his part Setsuna didn't get it, but he almost never did.

"What for?" Setsuna asked dumbly. "I don't see what the problem is. Nothing happened, did it?"

"You're mighty confident," Kira said, giving Setsuna a dark frown which only made him look even more attractive, "considering you're not halfway through this and already you pissed him off royally."
"I did?" Setsuna said, placing both hands to his chest in a 'who, me?' gesture of affronted innocence. "Who was it pinned who to the wall back there?"
"Yes, you-" Kira began, only to break off, looking over his shoulder.

In the distance, it sounded like someone had started vacuuming the corridor, for no reason at all that Setsuna could make out. For some reason, Kira now looked as if he was almost apprehensive. This was a rare enough occurrence for Setsuna to start to feel a lot more panicky.

"What's the noise?" he asked, unable to think of anything more apposite to say.

"That," Kira said - he still sounded calm enough - "is Rociel making things more interesting."
"By doing the vacuuming? Doesn't he have people do to that for- ack!" Setsuna's hopelessly misguided comment was cut off when Kira grabbed him by the neck of his jacket and started dragging him off at speed down the corridor. "Gah! Sempai! You're strangling me!"
Does he never shut up? Kira wondered. "No, he's sending in the Cleaners. Let's go."
"The Cleaners?" Setsuna wondered aloud. "What's so bad about cleaners that you've got to start dragging me round by my collar?!" He started to flail a bit as well. "Let go!"
"Nothing." Kira said. "If you really like the idea of being impaled, stabbed, cut to shreds and crushed underfoot, that is. Is that enough incentive to get you running by yourself?"
"Is that how they do the cleaning round here?" Setsuna asked, finally tugging himself free of Kira and starting to run by himself.

The noise was definitely getting louder, a lot louder, and the nasal whine of the vacuum was now accompanied by several sinister clanks, the screech of tortured gears and a very nasty mechanical whirring noise, as well as by someone's attempt to hum (largely failed). Even if Kira hadn't pointed out to him what Cleaners in these parts actually did, Setsuna would have been running just to stop the torture being inflicted on his poor ears. As it was he was really beginning to wish he'd kept his mouth shut. Bad as the corridor had been when walking down it, fleeing down it in terror for one's life was less fun and became even less amusing still when he ran slap into a large metal grille that blocked off the rest of the corridor. Only gripping the bars of the grille with both hands stopped him from falling.

"Shit!"

Some occasions could only be done justice to with profane language. Turning back, Setsuna could see a sinister gleaming of light in the corridor up ahead, heralding the approach of a large machine - no doubt the thing from which all the noise was emanating.

"Over here!"

Kira-sempai! Had he found something? Setsuna ran across to his companion, who was attempting, by brute force alone, to force open a rushed old door set into one of the tunnel walls, slamming his shoulder into it. "Sempai! Won't it open?"
"Rusted shut." Kira said, launching another assault on the door then, as Setsuna just stood there and watched, he added, "Help me out here, will you?!"
Oh. "O… of course!" Setsuna cried, embarrassed, and joined Kira in trying to batter the door in.

Finally, with a tortured shriek of metal, the door gave, the sudden unexpected motion of something previously immobile pitching both Setsuna and Kira off their feet, landing in an undignified and again somewhat compromising tangle in a small alcove just before a hideous-looking machine covered in no doubt almost wholly pointless blades, knives, nasty-looking serrated edges and powered by an absolutely immense fan of some sort powered past them, followed by a surprisingly blithe-looking dark-haired girl dressed as a maid who was brandishing the vacuum nozzle. Had Setsuna been in the mood to take anything in he would have said she looked uncannily like Sara. As it was he didn't notice a thing, which no doubt relieved Kira no end.

"What now?" Setsuna asked, pulling himself to his feet and dusting himself off. Kira, he noticed, had already recovered his not inconsiderable cool and was leaning against a rickety old ladder.

"Up here." Kira said, jabbing a thumb toward the ladder.
"Oh." Setsuna said. He had hoped for a rather more promising response but that had probably been too much to hope for. "Is it safe?"
"Probably not, but we don't have a lot of choice." Kira replied infuriatingly coolly, grabbing hold of a unsteady-looking, rust-covered rung and starting to climb. "Come on, aren't you the one who's got a deadline to meet?"

Ahh! Sara! He had almost forgotten about her! Setsuna practically hurled himself at the ladder and started to climb frantically, ignoring the muffled curses this elicited from Kira who didn't like the way Setsuna was making the ladder shake. For a moment they climbed in silence but naturally, desirable though that state was to the both of them, it didn't last very long.

"Kira-sempai?"

"What?"
"What's Rociel got on you?" Setsuna asked unadvisedly, utterly missing the way the quality of the silence changed. "I mean you almost seemed scared of him and I know you don't scare easily, so…"
"Nothing." Kira said, in a way that he hoped would preclude any further discussion. "Why would he need to have anything on me? He's a sick, over-powerful, unprincipled bastard with all the morals of an alley cat. Is that alarming enough for you or do you want more?" That said, he carried on climbing, perhaps a little quicker than before, and hoped that would be enough detail to satisfy Setsuna.
It hadn't done. "But lots of people are bastards. Take Sevotharte. He's a total jerk and he doesn't seem to alarm you much."
Kira sighed and muttered a curse under his breath before replying. "This isn't Sevotharte's labyrinth and Sevotharte doesn't have Rociel's way with lipstick."
"Oh." Setsuna said again.
"Is that all, or can we actually- ow! Fuck!"
"Sempai?" Setsuna asked in consternation, looking up in an attempt to discover what the problem was.

Kira had banged his head on a stone door set into the roof above their heads. Setsuna wasn't sure how best to react; should he start laughing, or would it be better to try and attempt sympathy? In the end he decided to do neither, and so he just patiently clung to the still horribly shaky ladder and waited whilst Kira rubbed his head. Luckily for the both of them Kira healed up fast so soon after he, clinging precariously to the ladder with one hand, pushed open the door with the other. It fell to the ground outside with a satisfying thump. The sudden stream of sunlight pouring in from the outside had Kira guarding his eyes with his free hand as he scrambled out and back onto solid ground. Setsuna, a lot less daring, just had to squint.

He was still blinking in the afternoon sunlight as he followed Kira out of the trapdoor in the ground and looked around himself, gratified to notice that falling down the hole had brought him a lot closer to the castle and, for the first time since he entered the labyrinth, out of the claustrophobic rat-run of high-walled stone passageways he had been stuck in. For the first time, he felt his spirits lift somewhat. Kira, however, looked far less pleased by their changed surroundings.

"You're on your own now," he said, with a twisted smile. "Later."

"Sempai?" Setsuna asked uncertainly. "Where are you going?"
"I told you, I'd take you as far as I could go. This is it. See you." He started to walk off, but Setsuna trailed after him, grabbing onto his arm.
"But… that's dirty!" Setsuna continued tenaciously clinging, digging his heels into the ground in an attempt to keep Kira with him. "You kissed me, you jerk! There'd better have been something more than this in it for me!"
Kira gave Setsuna another disturbingly smoldering look that had him feeling a little faint. "Don't try and tell me you didn't enjoy it."
"Um… what?" Setsuna felt himself starting to blush faintly but perceptibly and decided the best thing he could do was to change the subject very quickly indeed. "Sempai. Look. There's still a long way to go, and I'd really appreciate the company, so could you please come with me? And if you don't come with me I won't let go of your arm and I'll steal your cigarettes."
Kira knew when he was beaten. "Okay, whatever." He said with a sigh, prizing Setsuna off his arm. The boy grinned happily at him and set off purposefully again, humming cheerily to himself. Damn, who had taught that kid to look so (if he were to be completely honest) cute when he blushed? It really was hard to tell him no sometimes - never mind that he'd never had any problem telling people no before no matter how adorable they looked…

Oh well. With a smile, a sigh and a shake of the head, Kira followed Setsuna off across the grounds. It was, he supposed, a purely humane gesture on his part. That kid drew trouble like a magnet and Kira supposed someone had to be there to help him out.

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Slamming the door purposefully and somewhat petulantly behind him Rociel walked back into the room, pulling the pins out of his hair and shaking it free. He was frowning darkly and the frown only worsened when he noticed that Sara was still there, stood by the little ornamental table that was placed near the settee and trying to arrange the roses in a way that she thought looked more suitable. Rociel had liked the roses just fine as they were so naturally he was not best pleased. The fact that Katan was stood by the window discreetly trying to massage his temples was not lost on him either. Katan looked stressed and, considering that he had been trying to cope with Sara alone (Kirie having walked off somewhere in a jealous huff, no doubt), this was not surprising. Well, that was one thing at least. In his current mood Rociel was not at all inclined to want to deal with Kirie.

That had not been his intention at all. He had not put Lucifel in that wretched oubliette just so that he and Alexiel could get pally. Certainly he hadn't wanted them to get that friendly! And now to find out that the wretched man was actively trying to help his dratted sister… well! Rociel was very annoyed and he didn't care who knew it. He would have to try and think of some way to get that idiot Lucifel out of the picture before he ruined everything. The only problem was, he didn't have a clue how to manage it.

"Katan." He said, running his fingers through his hair and brushing it back into shape, then slumping back onto the couch with a small and utterly unexpected sigh that had Katan hurrying over almost immediately, his expression one of quiet concern. "I'm beginning to think this was a bad idea… and if you say so much as a word, Jibrielle, I'm throwing you into that oubliette and fuck the bet."

Sara, who had been preparing to speak, instead stuck out her tongue childishly and went back to her flower arranging.
"Is something the matter, Rociel-sama?" Katan asked delicately, giving Sara an uncharacteristically dark look for daring to stick her tongue out at Rociel.
"Lucifel's the matter." Rociel replied, absently rubbing at his own forehead in an attempt to stave off an incipient headache. "The wretched man was supposed to be leading Alexiel out of the labyrinth but he's decided to help her further in for reasons best known to himself."
"Do you wish him removed?" Katan spoke somewhat nervously; he didn't like the thought of trying to take out Lucifel.
"No." Rociel said, "he might still be useful. What I want to do is hit him. Preferably hard."

Sara, bent over her flowers, had tried to listen in to her captors' conversation but since they didn't seem to be talking about her beloved brother she quickly tuned out. She placed a rose in a slightly more striking position and tried to compose herself. Setsuna, she was sure, would soon be here to rescue her and she had nothing to fear from these people. She just wished she was a little more convinced that she was really safe here, even if she was a hostage. But people killed hostages, didn't they? Suppressing a shudder she tried to think of happier things, only looking up when the door opened again and that girl Kirie walked in.

Rociel frowned when he saw who it was had interrupted them. "What, Kirie?"

Kirie looked abashed. "Um… Rociel-sama, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but…"
"Get on with it." Rociel said. "I don't have time for this, Kirie."
Kirie swallowed. "Well… they escaped the Cleaners and they're making their way to the center again. Together. What do you want me to do?"
To her surprise, Rociel just closed his eyes and sighed. "Let them be for now, Kirie. If they're so determined to stick together, well, we can use that too."
To everyone's annoyance Sara chose that moment to butt in. "That's Anikichan, isn't it? You're talking about Anikichan!"
Katan, with the air of a man who had heard it all far too many times before, placed one hand over one side of his face and stifled a moan of frustration. "Does it matter who it is?"
Sara gasped. "But of course! Anikichan is coming to rescue me. He promised."
Rociel gave a spot on the floor a very evil look indeed. "Obviously," he muttered.
Kirie frowned. "Aren't you worried? Rociel-sama could kill you in a whisper if he wanted to, and your dear anikichan is in danger…"
"I'm not afraid!" Sara declared and held up her hand, showing the three unimpressed angels a small red ring, which Rociel judged rather tacky. "See this ring?"
"What of it?" Rociel asked. "It's nothing special." Certainly it had only cost a fraction of the amount any one of his dozen or so totally identical pairs of earrings would have done.
"The ring protects me and aniki-chan!!"

There was a long, uncomfortable, disbelieving silence, broken by Rociel who looked up from the floor and gestured to Katan, still stood a respectful distance away, to come closer.

"Katan, come over here. I need to talk to you…" Once the man reached him Rociel looked up, lowering his voice so it was little more than a murmur. "She's beginning to scare me, Katan."
"You too, Rociel-sama?" Katan asked, his voice just as low, contriving to ignore the look Kirie was giving him for daring to stand so close to Rociel and talk privately to him.
"Yes, me too." Rociel replied. "Let's get a babysitter. Tell Kirie to call Sevi, Katan. I'm going to take a bath and I need to change my clothes."
"What, again?"
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Even with Kira's help, however reluctantly given, Setsuna was getting the feeling that he still wasn't doing that well. Though all the running he had done had helped regain some of the time he had lost talking, as had the inadvertent shortcut, he really didn't know where to go from here. The castle seemed no closer than it had done ten minutes ago and here he was, standing in a garden and looking lost. What way did he go now? Setsuna had no idea.

"Where to now?" Setsuna asked Kira, who was following behind him with a far more serene expression on his face than Setsuna would ever have been capable of.

"I have absolutely no idea." Kira said. "I told you I didn't know how to get to the middle. I don't know where we are any more than you do."
The most obnoxious thing about Kira, Setsuna reflected, was even that admission of weakness couldn't make him look any less together. "Okay, I suppose you did try to warn me…"
"Correct." Kira said coolly. "I did."
"But that doesn't help! Where are we supposed to go?" Setsuna was again feeling a little desperate.
"I have absolutely no idea."

Setsuna and Kira could have gone on like this indefinitely if they hadn't been interrupted here by the sound of footsteps from behind them. Someone was walking up a flight of steps neither Kira or Setsuna could remember having climbed but which they were nonetheless at the top of. The two boys turned to face the newcomer - a slender, long-haired young man, smiling totally humorlessly. If it hadn't been for the white snake wrapped round his neck and the small mark on his forehead, he could have been accounted almost normal-looking. Overly sadistic, yes, but almost normal.

"I could tell you," he said, dropping gracefully into a convenient stone chair that like the steps didn't appear to have been there before, "but then I'd have to kill you. Or I might tell you nothing and kill you anyway. It all depends what kind of a mood I'm in."

"Oh." Setsuna said dully. "Hello there, Astaroth. Astoreth. Astarte. No, Astaroth… hang on a minute." He turned to Kira and pointed at the man in the chair. "Which one's this, Kira-sempai?"
"Astoreth." Kira said. "He's the sadistic nut. Astaroth's the collective name for both of them."
"Ah." Setsuna said; he had just caught sight of the expression on Astoreth's face. "And Astarte is?"
"The insane woman who eats babies."
"I think I'm probably just going to kill you." Astoreth said coldly, petting the snake and looking disinterestedly at Setsuna.

Setsuna took the opportunity to back away a couple of paces; Kira stood his ground, as was his wont, and stared Astoreth down. It was probably a matter of some embarrassment to the demon that he was the one who looked away first. To cover his mild embarrassment, he draped the snake a little more comfortably around his neck and began chewing on one fingernail in an obviously practiced way. Astoreth had decided that it was probably a far better idea to concentrate on intimidating Setsuna; the tall one who looked like Lucifer really didn't look the easily intimidated sort. Setsuna realized this and, now stood what he hoped was a safe distance away from the lounging demon, he raised his hands in a defensive kind of way.

"Look, I don't want any trouble…"

"What if I do?" Astoreth asked, giving Setsuna a deliberately confrontational glare.
"Ah! No!" Setsuna wondered if he could get away with backing off any further. "All I wondered was if you knew how to get through the labyrinth! You see, I've got to rescue my sister…"
"Why would I bother?" Astoreth asked.
"Because…" Setsuna began, then tried again. "Because… um…"
"Bear in mind that your situation is affording me no end of pleasure as it stands."
Setsuna looked awkward. "Okay, um, but…"
"And that I'd be more than willing to do just the same to you myself if Rociel hadn't done it first."
"Of course, but could you just…"
"And that I would be overjoyed if you died here. Preferably in front of me."

Setsuna blinked. This was getting them nowhere fast, even if he really should have expected nothing less of Astoreth. It probably wasn't going to do him any good trying to appeal to this sadistic freak, but what could he do? He had to try and help Sara somehow, and there was nobody else round here who looked like they knew what they were doing. Still, Astoreth…? Was it even worth trying? The man was a complete sadist who would probably be thrilled to hear that Rociel had Sara captive simply because it would hurt Setsuna to know it.

He had to try, though! For Sara's sake! So, taking a deep breath and trying to look as charmingly persuasive as possible, Setsuna began "Yes, but if you could please just…"

"I could tell you," Astoreth said for a second time, "but then I'd have to kill you. Just as payment for my services, you understand."
Setsuna gave Kira a sidelong look. "Sempai, he's scaring me."
"Give it a moment," Kira said unhelpfully, "and he won't be a problem any more."
"Wha…" Setsuna began, then risked another glance at Astoreth.

Astoreth was not looking good. In fact Astoreth was looking downright pained. The snake, which had up till now been lying supine on his shoulders was looking a little agitated too, insofar as it was possible to tell anything by looking at a snake. Setsuna and Kira could do nothing but watch as in front of their eyes (and to Setsuna's complete amazement), the man's body changed form in a way that looked to be very painful. As did the snake's. After a while Setsuna decided the best thing to do would be to look away and he did so, keeping his head averted until the figure in the chair spoke again.

"… Who are you?"

Setsuna looked round again, and did a doubletake. True, he had known about Astoreth and Astarte, but it hadn't prepared him for how weird it would be. The man in the chair had now been replaced by a young woman, as if that wasn't disturbing enough an obviously pregnant young woman, one hand on her stomach, who was looking up at him with something like confusion in her eyes. The snake was now black and looked, as far was it was possible to tell, rather huffy as it coiled itself round the woman's arm.

"Have you come to talk to the baby?" Astarte asked, her eyes vacant, hands folded protectively on her stomach.

"Baby?" Setsuna replied. "You mean… your baby?"
"Of course I mean my baby." Astarte said. "Who else's baby would I be talking about?"

Okay, Astarte was scary too. But even taking that into account, Astarte couldn't be harder to deal with than Astoreth had been, surely? All he would have to do was appeal to her maternal instincts and it would be fine! His plan formulated, Setsuna turned directly to face her with a look of deranged concern in his eyes that was not entirely faked.

"My sister's been kidnapped!" he said dramatically, gesturing towards the castle.

"Oh!" Astarte looked up at him, shocked. "You poor thing!"
"Isn't it terrible?" Setsuna asked, giving Kira a beseeching look, which briefly changed into a glare. "I said isn't it terrible, Kira-sempai."
"Yes, it's terrible." Kira said tonelessly. In actuality, he was having difficulty keeping a straight face at Setsuna's appallingly hammy acting. He had no idea what the boy thought he was doing it all in aid of, but presumably there was something. Either that or he was just mad.
"You poor thing," Astarte said sympathetically, eyes drifting back to her bump. "Who kidnapped her?"
"Rociel did." Setsuna replied.
"Oh."
Astarte sounded almost uninterested at this; Setsuna guessed, correctly, that the Inorganic Angel Rociel really didn't mean a lot to her except in a vague kind of way as 'one of them' where 'them' was every single angel ever so he tried a slightly different tack. "I mean the King of the Goblins did."
"Who?" Astarte asked, looking incredibly vague.
"The gender-confused lunatic who lives in the big castle." Kira interrupted, simplifying the message still further. Once again it looked like it was up to him to save the situation. Good thing he had come with Setsuna really, given that the boy couldn't conduct the simplest of conversations without getting both his interlocutor and himself hopelessly lost. "Do you know the way through?"
But Astarte just looked vague again. "The way through what?"
"The Labyrinth." Kira said patiently.
"Oh, of course! Please, wait a minute." Astarte begun digging through her clothing. "I was given this to give to anyone who asked… where did I put it? I was going to give it to Baby to eat if nobody asked for it in time," she continued weirdly, totally missing the look Setsuna and Kira exchanged which as good as said 'this woman's a total nut, isn't she?' "so it must be somewhere round here… ah! Here."

She straightened and handed Setsuna a small, foil-wrapped object which he took uncomprehendingly. Finding nothing obviously helpful about the outside he undid the packaging and pulling out a small brown biscuit, which he turned over and over, frowning. Kira too had started to frown as he watched the operation and with, he thought, good reason.

"It's a fortune cookie." Setsuna said eventually, holding it out to Kira.
"Break it open then." Kira said. Setsuna gave him a funny look and he shrugged. "What else would you do with a fortune cookie?"
"You have a point." Setsuna said, breaking the biscuit in half and absently eating a bit of it, handing the other half to Kira before he unrolled the slip of paper, frowning again. "'The Way Forward Is Sometimes The Way Back'," he read. "What?"
"Very helpful." Kira said sarcastically, swallowing his half of the cookie.
"Very. What a waste of time." Setsuna said, turning back to the woman in the chair. "Astarte, what the hell is all- ah."

Not Astarte any more. Once again the stone chair was inhabited by Astoreth, white snake wrapped round his shoulders, deeply displeased expression on his face, flexing his fingers in a way that spelt trouble for the two of them not just soon but almost immediately. "You're still here?" he said, getting to his feet with a frown.

"Run?" Setsuna asked, looking at Kira in dismay.
"Run." Kira agreed, his face a worrying blank.

They ran.

~to be continued~

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