AN: I didn't really expect 'Oh SGC' to be funny enough to get even one review, but it did. WOW! Thanks Dreamer20715, sexyirishBeep, Amaunetx, and sharp-shooter-Spike. Now, unfortunately for all those Christmas song lovers, I'm back to mutilate yet another song. ;p So if you know the tune for "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" – commence singing!
Disclaimer: Original song does not belong to moi…lyrics referred to in writing this were from the singers Elmo and Patsy.
Daniel got run over by a glider,
Walking home from O'Neill's Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as ETs,
But as for me and Marty, we believe.
He'd been reading a translation,
O'Neill said to let it go,
But he wasn't paying attention,
And he tripped and fell -his book in tow.
When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
He had burn marks on his forehead,
And incriminating 'snake tracks' on his back.
Daniel got run over by a glider,
Walking home from O'Neill's Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as ETs,
But as for me and Marty, we believe.
Now we're all surprised with O'Neill,
He's been taking this real well,
See him in there watching hockey,
Drinking beer and playing cards with his new cell.
It's not Christmas without Daniel,
SG-1 looks real morbid,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Is he really dead or ascended?
Daniel got run over by a glider,
Walking home from O'Neill's Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as ETs,
But as for me and Marty, we believe.
Now O'Neill is really fuming,
Murray seems a bit vexed too,
And Carter can't stop her crying,
Because she just finished watching Xanado.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch the sky above,
They should never give a jaffa,
To a snake who commands them with a glove.
Daniel got run over by a glider,
Walking home from O'Neill's Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as ETs,
But as for me and Marty, we believe.
Note: In case anyone was wondering Xanado, which I've probably spelt wrong, was an old, not so hot '80s movie that I believe had Olivia Newton John in it. It's really sad that I know that much.