Did someone request Rudolph?
There's no excuse for why I keep doing this to these songs. Nope. None what so ever. So, a BIG thanks to everyone who sees these as review worthy!!! And to those who just sit back and enjoy!!
You know Cronus and Apophis and Yu and Nirrti,
Heru-ur and Ra and Baal and Kali…
But do you recall?
The most infamous Goa'uld of all?
Anubis the half-descended
Had a dark and gloomy mask,
And if you ever saw him.
You would faint and pass some gas.
All of the other goa'ulds
Used to cringe and fear his name;
They didn't want poor Anubis
To join their games to plot and maim.
Then one hot and windy day,
Daniel came to say,
Anubis with your mask on tight,
I can take your butt in a fight.
Then all the goa'ulds attacked him
With some help from the Tauri,
Anubis the half-descended,
Got stuck on planet icy.
Got. Stuck. On planet. I-Ceeeeeeee!
The saddest part is…what can I say? There is no sad part! I'll never stop! Never!!!!! (insert manical laugh here)