Chapter 6: Mental Health!

(a/n: Wow thanks for your reviews guys! You're awesome!!! Okay, now in this chapter, I wrote a rhyming poem for this story. I love rhyming lol but anyways anytime you see the two lines together like this: --N/a-- Is a verse of my poem. And cause what the poems called? "Screwed" like the story lol. Well thanks again hope you enjoy chapter 6! AlSO one of my reviewers begged me not to kill Kaiba...Do I sound that evil in this fan fic?!? Lol I'll try not to, reviewers!!!(crosses fingers behind back) Let's start off with my first verse of my poem!)

--Time's ticking--

--As I'm sinking--

Joey's point of view:

Oh, crap. They figured out. They all started to burst out laughing, besides Kaiba and myself. I seen Kaiba run and chase for his shoe that he chucked at Mr.Dinker, as he put it back on his foot, icnoring my friends. Yugi was trying to laugh while holding his kleenex to his nose.

Look, it's not what it looks like!" I told them.

"How long have you two been being counsiled? Tristian asked still laughing.

"Just started this lunch hour." Kaiba said, sighing.

"God, when we heard two people fighting in Miss.Almer's room, I thought a tornado was coming!" Tea continued.

"Well, I'd like to stay and meet you're fan club, Wheeler." Kaiba said. "But I have damn gum in my hair and have to pick up Mokuba yet still. So, tomorrow, get on my nearves...and off goes your head!!!

Then Kaiba left, being his snotty self.

--Smartness decreasing...--

--Dumbness increasing!--

I told my friends everything that happened...and they agreed they would help me to get along with Kaiba.

After that, I went home.

Seto's point of view, after he got home after picking up Mokuba:

Mokuba and myself went inside the house. I went into our kitchen, grabbed out some sissors, then ran strait to the washroom. I looked into our mirror, and grabbed the piece of gum that Wheeler stuck in my hair as far as I could so I could cut it out.

SNAP!

Yes! The gum was out! I grabbed some toliot paper, and with it I through the gum out.

--Enemies are friends--

--Friends are at end--

Now, I'm going to go check my e-mail on the computer.....I went to as I typed my e-mail address in the first box, then typed my password in the bottom box- Mokuba was my password. In my inbox, it said I had one new message. I opened it. It was from...Wheeler? How'd he get my e-mail address? I didn't gave it to him....wait...Mokuba...I murmered under my breathe. He must have gave Wheeler my e-mail address! All well. I red his message:

You survived day one...good luck tomorrow.....

Joey for President

I smiled. What a cute signature he had for himself at the bottom. (a/n: I thank my friend for that quote lol)

I clicked the "reply" button, as I began to type:

I should be the one who sould be saying good-luck to YOU!

(President of Kaiba Crop)

I clicked send. I should have hacked into his computer, but then he can't have e-mail fights! That wouldn't be fun, now would it?

Fastforward to Day 2: (a/n:In other words, next morning)

--All old memories gone,--

--As I sing this song--

I did my regular morning rotune, then I went to school. Then, again, quatre to eleven came...more counsiling, and we were going to get the book thrown at us!

"Kaiba." Joey came, and greeting me when I was about to open to door to room 172, Miss.A's room.

"Wheeler." I replied.

"Man..." Joey laughed, trying to be friends with me. "Miss.A's sure going to throw the book at us! She's sure pissed!"

I opened the door.

WHAM!!!!

A big dictinary book came and hit me right in the face! It fell to the ground, as I groaned, holding my face in pain.

"OH GOD!!!" I screamed.

"Oh, Kaiba, I'm so sorry!" Miss.A told me who she was in the room. "I was cleaning up my office, and I by accident threw the dictinary! Are you okay?"

"I'm fine." I replied, trying not to sound mad.

Wheeler wispered to me, "She sure did threw the book at you!"

He laughed at his joke. I punched him in the arm.

Wheeler's point of view:

The office didn't look much better from yesterday. It was still a disaster.

"Guys," Miss.A said, "I have changed my office for awhile. We'll be going to the library, since my office is ruined. Follow me."

We followed her the the library. When we got there, the room number on the door said "Room 322." We entered, at sat at one of the grey tables.

--Forced to be friends with my enemy,--

--Now he's my company.--

"Okay, you two," said Miss.A., "You are going to be getting testing done."

"Why?" I asked.

"Because, we want to see if you have mental health. Something might be wrong, and maybe that's why you two are fighting!"

"This is stupid!" Kaiba said, "I don't have mental health...not sure about the mutt over there, tough."

"Well to make sure! You two will be getting blood tests, everything." Miss.A. continued. "Now, I'm going to ask you some questions, just answer them, okay? Wheeler, you first."

Miss. A grabbed a pen and a paper, and started reading off of it.

"Are you sexually active?" She asked.

"Yes." I answerd.

--Revenge is sweet, No way am I getting along with him!--

--Why does all hope seem so dim?--

Kaiba looked at me funy.

"Do you have an illnesses slash disabilities?" Miss.A asked.

"yes." I continued to answer.

"What is it?" Miss.A asked, looking confused.

"KAIBA!" I said, laughing.

"See? He lied with everything you asked!" kaiba told Miss.A. "Well, at least I sure hope he's not sexually active."

Kaiba started to laugh.

"KAIBA! WHEELER!" Miss.A said getting angrily. "I'm starting to believe you two need anger management! Just answer the damn questions...and correctly!!!"

My eyes and Setos got big. We never heard a teacher swear before.

I finished my questions, then she asked Kaiba.

"Okay," Miss.A said, "You will be getting tests done tomorrow at Dominio hospital at lunch hour instead of seeing me. I will be meeting you two there, so you don't kill each other! And, you two will be riding...together! So decide who will be driving!"

--In the end,--

--he'll never be my friend!--

To be continued...

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